Innocent English

I have made fire! I never should have gotten on that plane. I’ve finally realized now, that you just have to keep breathing. Tomorrow the sun will rise, and who knows what the tide will bring. Wilson !!!!!!!! You’re the love of my life. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Castaway’: Quotes from the...

Here’s another good inspirational story: The River Runs The river of my life runs strong and deep but throughout it’s course it has taken on many colours and hues The river runs pink when I was born I was small, wrinkled and pink The river runs orange for the happiest and brightest times of my life...

Here’s another good inspirational story: PRISON WALLS I’m in prison jail, incarcerated No, not with three brick walls and one of iron bars but prison nevertheless I can walk around, go where I want I could travel the world You can’t see the walls and you don’t have to sign in to see me, or get...

Here’s another good inspirational story: The Most Beautiful Flower The park bench was deserted as I sat down to read Beneath the long,straggly branches of an old willow tree. Disillusioned by life with good reason to frown, For the world was intent on dragging me down. And if that weren’t enough to...

–It is a pity that this race will now be won by a Protestant. –A Protestant? Sisters, don’t stand there gazing. This good Catholic needs our help! If you continue to make advances to my fiancee, I will be forced to knock your block off. Champagne? man, trying to get help: But it is a pity, that the...

(1)I work in steel for office equiptment. (2)Oh paper clips like? -Was he…sexy? -He was only twelve. -Well, when you’ve got it, you’ve got it! -Why, John!! 1) Tom Sawyer, was he…sexy? 2) He was twelve! Ah! Sweet mystery of life. Ah, my law instructors are arriving Ain’t everyday you meet a...

#1: This is a black and white ball. #2: That’s okay, I wasn’t invited anyway. (1)May I ask you a very personal question? (2)Why not? (1)Would you like another hit of expresso? (1)Point of entry was a hollow statue delivered this morning. (2)Next you’re going to tell me it was a horse… a Trojan...

Here’s a transcript of Katie Couric’s interview with Sarah Palin, from September 24 and September 25, 2008 Katie Couric: Governor Palin, could you explain specifically how Alaska’s proximity to Russia gives you experience in international affairs? Governor Sarah Palin: When you even consider...

Cor blimey its all happening aint it! I cant remember when you had it off/ niether can I! This woman could dress as a man if she wanted…She is! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Carry On Girls’: Quotes from the movie ‘Carry On Girls’

–You’re overwrought. –I’m underprivileged. Flo! Ebb a bit. Paperwork – not my favorite occupation. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Carry On Cruising’: Quotes from the movie ‘Carry On Cruising’

Here’s another good inspirational story: Love Returned He can not own me I was not made to be bought or sold He can not control me I’m not a puppet on his strings He can not direct me my path is not the one he chose He can no longer hurt me my strength surpasses his You can love me and I will love...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Little Girl There is a beautiful crystal castle it sits on a hill and watches the land The soul owner is a beautiful little girl She plays in the garden has everything she needs and lives in happiness One morning she looked into the mirror and saw a stranger...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Inhumanity Man’s inhumanity to man War, rape, violence, murder assault and abuse Voices crying in the night ravaged lands and people So many left wanting no wonder people join in uprising and rebellion People protest against war yet these same people ignore...

–Just because some people think I’m beautiful that doesn’t mean I’m everybody’s property. –If you thought you were beautiful, you wouldn’t be anybody’s property. You’d be your own girl. Happy Birthday To You. I am my own girl, Mr. Legate. If you pinch your elbow hard enough, it hurts like hell. My...

MARTY: Now during the flower people period, who was your drummer? DAVID: Stumpy’s replacement…Peter James Bond….He also died under mysterious circumstances…we were playing a jazz-blues festival- NIGEL: Blues-jazz really. And uhh it was tragic really…he exploded on stage…..DEREK: just like that....

–Hey, I got a couple of shots left over from last night. You want a little bit in yours?–No, thanks. It’s not the recommended breakfast for a church organist. –What’s she been up to?–Only the devil knows that. I heard her movin’ things all around that room all night. Never heard such goings-on, and...

–Get a job! –I don’t want a job. I want you. Believe me, looks are everything. How can it be fun if you know I don’t want it? What are you crying for? It wasn’t a Lassie story. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Carnal Knowledge’: Quotes from the movie ‘Carnal Knowledge’

Neaver trust a patient! You’ve put a homicidal patient in ‘Borderline.’ A nurse could easily be killed! You’ve seen these women: disturbed, psychotic, miserable. But I want you to realize they are basically normal people who are sick. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Caretakers, The’: Quotes from the...