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Inspirational story #249 YOU ARE SPECIAL
Here’s another good inspirational story: YOU ARE SPECIAL In all the world there is nobody like you. Since the beginning of time there has never been another person like you. Nobody has your smile, your eyes, your hands, your hair. Nobody owns your handwriting, your voice. You’re Special. Nobody can...
Read more →Inspirational story #248 DEPRESSION
Here’s another good inspirational story: DEPRESSION Maybe if my leg was broken or I was diagnosed with a life threatening illness they would have cared more. It seems that mental illness does not have a place in this world. There are already too many ‘freaks’ suffering from it, one in five...
Read more →Inspirational story #247 A lot to Give
Here’s another good inspirational story: A lot to Give Who made this boy believe that he couldn’t stand the test that as a human being he was different from the rest A father who told him “Son you’ve come out all wrong” Never would he fit in, nor would he belong Why does the little girl live all...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Three Musketeers, The: Quotes from the movie Three Musketeers, The
Aramis:As morning dews of sun swept fire carress your passionate face alone with thee and pure desire to worshop untold grace my soul would cry in silent prayer to hours swept apart your essence warms the evening air as i dance into your heart. D’Artangyon: Shakespear. Aramis:Aramis Porthos:...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Three Men and a Little Lady: Quotes from the movie Three Men and a Little Lady
–You said the ‘S’ word. –No, I didn’t. 1) Is this your mommy? 2)Yes 1)Is his you? 2)Yes 1)And who’s this? 2)This is my biological daddy and this is my honorary daddy and this is my other honorary daddy. We all live together. 1. Pete, are you listening?!? 2. NO! I’m electrocuting myself! 2)Sometimes...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Three Men and a Baby: Quotes from the movie Three Men and a Baby
(reading Sports Illustrated to infant) It’s not what you read it’s the tone of voice you use -*baby crying*Lets watch a little Tv, just you and me. There you go. Enjoy yourself. -Vimen are vondering, are they having an orgasm? *baby laughs*Men are vorried, maybe their penis. -No,nonononono. You...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Three Kings: Quotes from the movie Three Kings
(Troy):Are we shooting? (Soldier 1): What? (Troy): Are we shooting people or what? (Soldier 1): Are we shooting? (Troy): That’s what I’m asking you! (Soldier 1): What’s the answer? (Troy): I don’t know the answer, that’s what I’m trying to find out! (Conrad, to Bolo): I can see a grain of sand in...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Cease Fire: Quotes from the movie Cease Fire
–I think it’s going to go away someday. –No, it won’t go away. It will always be there. As long as we’ve got each other. In Vietnam they changed the rules halfway through play and no one lowered the flag. Surviving … coming back …that’s the real hell. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Cease Fire’:...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Caught in the Draft: Quotes from the movie Caught in the Draft
–It must be some stuggle to achieve success in Hollywood? –Oh, no. You just have to know which fork to use and which knife to stick in whose back. –You’re an alien, and you’re supposed to register. –They got enough aliens. They don’t need me. We’re far enough behind the lines to be generals. Page...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Catwoman: Quotes from the movie Catwoman
Catwoman: Amatures! ur just going in here to steal all these nice things? What a purrrfect idea! Catwoman: Ok boys, show of hands how many of u can see in the dark? Freedom is power to live a life unafraid and untamed. That’s the gift I’ve been given. And so my journey begins. Page Topic: Movie...
Read more →Inspirational story #246 Have you been to the bank?
Here’s another good inspirational story: Have you been to the bank? Imagine there is a bank that credits your account each morning with 86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw...
Read more →Inspirational story #245 SURRENDERING TO PAIN
Here’s another good inspirational story: SURRENDERING TO PAIN I laughed ’til I cried cried, cried with no one to hold me and calm me My anger burned a hole in my soul My sadness the sound of my tears My sobs rendered me helpless as I burrowed down to that deep place inside of me where raw emotions...
Read more →Inspirational story #244 SIOBHAN
Here’s another good inspirational story: SIOBHAN There is a little girl her name is Siobhan She has a beautiful smile and a personality to match You can always tell how she feels by looking in her eyes She knows exactly what she wants and goes after it with determination Her laugh sounds like...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Three Days of the Condor: Quotes from the movie Three Days of the Condor
‘The Great War’ we used to call it. That’s before we knew we were going to have to number them. –Do you miss that kind of action, sir? –No. I miss that kind of clarity. –I didn’t know you smoked? –I quit three years ago. –I need your car. –That’s called grand theft. You don’t want trouble with the...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Three Amigos!: Quotes from the movie Three Amigos!
#1-They are going to kill us. #2-I’ve been shot already.#1-I know. #3-What are we going to do? #1-We’re not gonna get paid, that’s for sure! #1: What is it the people of Santo Poco do the best? (Long pause) #2: We can sew. & she said: Young man, you…have… GOT IT (1)heffea, do i have a plethora of...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Thousand Clowns, A: Quotes from the movie Thousand Clowns, A
Elaine communicates with my brother and myself almost entirely by rumor. he has a good eye I never answer letters from large organizations. I would like a hamburger and a flashlight If things arn’t funny, then they’re exactly what they are. And then they’re like a long dental appointment. There’s...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Thousand Acres, A: Quotes from the movie Thousand Acres, A
–You have to have the last word. –You have the last word. I don’t have any accomplishment. I want all this to stop with our generation. Rose left me with a riddle I have not yet resolved: how we judge those that hurt us and show no remorse. She’s fighting over a man? We’re not going to be sad....
Read more →Movie Quotes from Castle Keep: Quotes from the movie Castle Keep
Do you think my living here will lower the real estate value? Remember the heart is the second most important organ in the human body. Someday, they are going to be everywhere. You find me degenerate or worse even, French. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Castle Keep’: Quotes from the movie ‘Castle...
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