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Movie Quotes from Butterfly: Quotes from the movie Butterfly

Bad comes from bad. I’m a woman, too. It’s wrong for me to love you. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Butterfly’: Quotes from the movie ‘Butterfly’

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Movie Quotes from Butterflies Are Free: Quotes from the movie Butterflies Are Free

Butterflies are free. Carry me. I could love you if you’d let me. Take me home, country roads. This reminds me of something…an apple, nice and red…Oh! Snow White when the wicked witch gives Snow White the poison apple…Oh I’m sorry I didn’t mean that the way it came out, I know you’re not a witch 2)...

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Movie Quotes from Butcher Boy, The: Quotes from the movie Butcher Boy, The

fish,f**k off Now, if there’s one thing worse than a pig, it’s a bogman up from the country for the day to do the Christmas shopping. We’d see them in the cafe with their caps, and their boots, and their bony arses. They called it dancing, it looked more like wading through manure. the francie...

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Movie Quotes from Busting: Quotes from the movie Busting

Hello, Keneely. I’m sorry, honey, but you’re under arrest. Wouldn’t you think the man would’ve at least had the decency to stay for the sermon. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Busting’: Quotes from the movie ‘Busting’

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Movie Quotes from Bus Stop: Quotes from the movie Bus Stop

I’ve been thinking about about them other fellas ,Cherry. What I mean is, I like you the way you are. So, what do I care how you got that way? Virge has been figuring things out. He says that seeing as you had all those other boyfriends before me, seeing as I never even had one single gal friend...

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Movie Quotes from Burn! (Queimada): Quotes from the movie Burn! (Queimada)

So often we have to realize that our judgments and our interpretations and even our hopes have been wrong – wrong, that’s all. That’s the logic of profit, isn’t it? u don’t say”’ Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Burn! (Queimada)’: Quotes from the movie ‘Burn! (Queimada)’

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Inspirational story #225 The Burden

Here’s another good inspirational story: The Burden “Why was my burden so heavy?” I slammed the bedroom door and leaned against it. Is there no rest from this life? I wondered. I stumbled to my bed and dropped onto it, pressing my pillow around my ears to shut out the noise of my existence. “Oh...

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Inspirational story #224 The Bridge

Here’s another good inspirational story: The Bridge There was once a bridge which spanned a large river. During the day the bridge sat with its length running up and down the river paralleled with the banks, allowing ships to pass thru freely. But at certain times each day, a train would come and...

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Inspirational story #223 The Art of Worship

Here’s another good inspirational story: The Art of Worship How wonderful, how beautiful the sight of thee must be, thine endless wisdom, boundless power and awful purity. O how I fear thee, living god, with deepest, tenderest fears, and worship thee with trembling hope and penitential tears. Only...

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Movie Quotes from Thief: Quotes from the movie Thief

–I’m a thief. I’ve been in prison. –So what? I don’t care! –Upon consideration , I will issue a writ of habeas corpus. –Thank you, your Honor. -I’ll tell you something, I’m gonna be on your ass so much, you’re gonna get careless. And on that day I’m gonna be in that place. -And that, is the last...

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Movie Quotes from They Were Expendable: Quotes from the movie They Were Expendable

Home is the Sailor/Home from the Sea/And the Hunter home from the hill. How is tall, dark and obnoxious? I’d like to tell you we’ve been sent out to bring back help, but that wouldn’t be true. Listen, sister, I don’t dance and I can’t take the time to learn. All I want to do is get out of here....

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Movie Quotes from Burn Hollywood Burn : Quotes from the movie Burn Hollywood Burn

Alan Smithee. Goin’ to Malibu. I wanna be Mike Ovitz! It’s worse than ‘Showgirls’! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Burn Hollywood Burn ‘: Quotes from the movie ‘Burn Hollywood Burn ‘

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Movie Quotes from Buried Alive: Quotes from the movie Buried Alive

1. Have you ever changed the oil on your car? 2. Yeah. 1. Same thing. 1. Is that a gun?! 2. Well it ain’t a can of Alpo! [from the trailor] When you bury the dead, make sure they’re really dead [Tagline] They buried Clint Goodman today… but you know what they say… you can’t keep a good man down...

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Movie Quotes from Bunny Lake Is Missing: Quotes from the movie Bunny Lake Is Missing

It’s like a nightmare. Just out of reach. Nothing’s changed. She’s always there between us. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Bunny Lake Is Missing’: Quotes from the movie ‘Bunny Lake Is Missing’

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Movie Quotes from Bullshot: Quotes from the movie Bullshot

A very exotic drug from Asia. More commonly know as Indian hemp or marijuana. Great Scott! You’ve all been doped! I gather you are in a spot of bother. I’m a collector of unusual insects. Rosemary: The spider DID bite you, didn’t it Hugh? Bullshot: Probably Rosemary: But it’s bite is fatal, it...

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Movie Quotes from Bullseye!: Quotes from the movie Bullseye!

–What’s wrong? –I came from a broken home. I’m contemplating suicide, or a seat in Parliament…No, suicide. The closest you’ll ever get to a brainstorm is a drizzle. Your American accent is coming along, Sidney. You sound like Bugs Bunny. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Bullseye!’: Quotes from the...

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Movie Quotes from Bullets or Ballots: Quotes from the movie Bullets or Ballots

Fenner is Kruger’s number one man. I’m running things from now on. If you want the Bronx and Harlem districts, they’re yours. You started this racket, you should have a share in it. You’re not running liquer anymore! You’re in big business! You’re not running liquor anymore! You’re in big business!...

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Inspirational story #222 Ruth

Here’s another good inspirational story: Ruth Ruth went to her mailbox and there was only one letter. She picked it up and looked at it before opening, but then she looked at the envelope again. There was no stamp, no postmark, only her name and address. She read the letter: Dear Ruth, I’m going to...

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