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Here’s another good inspirational story: Prayer Upsets Some People Thought you might enjoy this interesting prayer given in Kansas at the opening session of their Senate. It seems prayer still upsets some people. When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the Kansas Senate,...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Power of Prayer Be a person of prayer… Those of us committed to a lifestyle of loving the world need to learn to pray, to be sensitive to the Lord’s nudges, to regularly spend time at the throne. ——————————————————————————– A missionary on furlough told this...

… this one, real fuckin’ ugly! Beat ya feet! daddy i have a headache. me to honey. For all you dumbasses that messed up the only good quote from this movie: I came here to do two things: chew some bubble gum and kick some ass. And I’m all outta bubble gum! I am here to kick ass and chew bubble gum....

–Anything else? –Yeah, but it ain’t on the menu. –And it ain’t gonna be. –Do you believe in love at first sight? –It saves a lot of time. –I ain’t got a wife. –That’s not hard to understand. –I always liked redheads. –Red means stop. –I’m color blind. –If you touch me, I’ll call a cop. –If I touch...

Come, my dear, your soldier won his last battle. Crazy Horse spoke. Mother rabbit work your charm and keep this old girl from harm. Don’t have time to kneel down and pray. Don’t you let me down today! To hell or glory. It depends upon your point of view. Walking through life with you, ma’am, has...

Buddy, stay here and make me some hits. For all you youngsters, Buddy Holly and the Crickets. How is he gonna produce what I hear? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Buddy Holly Story, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Buddy Holly Story, The’

–Are you from L.A.? –Not necessarily. 1st man: Have you ever been married? / 2nd man: Once, but I got rid of her. Now I just lease. Hello, Mr. Green?…Oh, Mr. White…Let me speak to Mr. Brown. I was once married. Now I just lease. You’re making it very difficult for me to like you. Page Topic: Movie...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Just Do It Just walk it. Just talk it. Just preach it. Just teach it. Just tell it. Just live it. Just give it. Just wear it. Just share it. Just shout it. Just sing it. Just proclaim it. Just prove it. JUST DO IT. Live For Jesus! Page topic: Good...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Have You Tasted My Jesus? At the University of Chicago Divinity School each year they have what is called “Baptist Day”. It is a day when all the Baptists in the area are invited to the school because they want the Baptist dollars to keep coming in. On this...

Here’s another good inspirational story: God’s Message to Woman When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being. When I created man, I formed him and breathed life into his nostrils. But you, woman, I fashioned after I breathed the breath of life into man because your nostrils are...

Do you like sushi like I like sushi? Freddy, I was once run over by a Toyota…Oh, what a feeling! he: You are a ten she: Thank you he: You are a ten where you should be a 36 I am a sex object. When I ask women for sex, they object. Take a GOOD look at my face… I’m an Oriental. With my right foot I...

–Do you want to step onto the terrace, Charles? –That’s not a terace, Christy. That’s a ledge! CRAP It’s an emergency! Follow that cab! Keep your mind on business, Charley. More than you know. One day since yesterday. They all laughed. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘They All Laughed’: Quotes from...

1. [offers cigarette] 2. I heard those are bad for you. 1. These are prescription. Bring back I.B. Banging, Lord! I thought you said this guy was dead. Mercy killing doesn’t translate well in Spanish. There are hundreds of people in this city who are murdered every day, and you’re sitting here,...

(Uncle Ned)I don’t like like airplanes (Loupe)Well I don’t like wheelchairs (Uncle Ned)You stay in the aviator business and you’ll whind up i one On the Good Ship Lollipop. Silent Night, Holy Night. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Bright Eyes’: Quotes from the movie ‘Bright Eyes’

Here’s another good inspirational story: God is…. God is Lord Almighty, Omnipotent King, Lion of Judah, Rock of Ages, Prince of Peace, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Provider, Protector, Paternal Leader, Ruling Lord and Reigning King of all the universe. He is Father, Helper, Guardian and God. He is...

Here’s another good inspirational story: The Dark Candle A man had a little daughter — an only and much-beloved child. He lived for her — she was his life. So when shem became ill and her illness resisted the efforts of them best obtainable physicians, he became like a man possessed, moving heaven...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Daniel It was an unusually cold day for the month of May. Spring had arrived and everything was alive with color. But a cold front from the north had brought winter’s chill back to Indiana. I sat with two friends in the picture window of a quaint restaurant...

(laugh)1)what?2) your stepping in your pizza 1) shit! –Go. –You sure? –Yeah, yeah. Let’s. 1) You know how I feel about Texas…We’re not going that way. 2)I know, Louise, but we’re running for our lives! Don’t you think you could make an exception just this once?! I mean, look at the map. The only...