Innocent English

Here’s another good inspirational story: A Letter To You From Satan I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn’t even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful. I like that about you. I...

if somebody told you that i was just your average orginary guy not a care in the world somebody lies. The truth is there was a time in life when things were less complicated. Who am i? you sure you want to know? I;m spiderman (1) Aren’t you going to have a bite? (2) No thanks…had a bite (1)He’s a...

1) First, she has to, um, close her legs! 2) She should have done that nine months ago. 1) It’s always the same. I don’t know what to wear. 2) It must be hard on you, Victoria. I mean, having to decide whether to wear the little Gucci dress, the little Gucci dress, or the little Gucci dress. 3) I...

–Do you know who I am? –Ricardo Montalban? I loved you in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. –He came to me several years ago. He was having trouble maintaining a relationship with a woman. –Who doesn’t? I just wander around, ask questions and annoy people. Hoping something will pop up. My...

–You don’t seem very surprised to hear that this Doctor Edwardes was a fake and may be guilty of murder. –I’m used to such surprises in my work. Apparently, the mind is never too ill to make jokes about psychoanalysis. Good night and sweet dreams…which we’ll analyze in the morning. He was leaning...

(Name) I need to go outside and smoke a cig. (Name), aren’t you on that Nicotene patch? The only way that patch is going to help me is if I roll it and smoke it. –Can I made all the travel plans from now on? –Deal. Bad luck to run ship over town. No shit bad luck, I just bought a condo here! My...

#1 We’re at the airport. #2 Yeah, so. #1 I’ve already seen the airport. #1…what do you do?#2Shoot the hostage.Go for the good wound and he can’t get to the plane with her. ‘I can’t believe they’re giving you a medal for shooting me, you little prick.’ ‘I’m smarter. I’m smarter. ‘Yeah, well I’m...

1/_ You have nice feet 2/_ Well, you know, I work out 1/_Shall we speak the unspoken language of love? 2/_You mean the kind only dogs can hear? 1/_Yes, the very same. 1/_We are obviously not communicating so I will keep this simple, in short syllables… I, me, the person standing in front of you, I...

Fuck you ray, fuck you!!!!, your bombs ray your bombs that killed not mine!!, how many? 15, 20 a hundred before ya lost count Fuck you ray, fuck you!!!!, your bombs ray your bombs that killed not mine!!, how many? 15, 20 a hundred before ya lost count!!! Good, nice sense of irony, blowing up the...

Alright, Yoda, just hold on. Burnt man walkin’. Clown: How come God hogs up all the good followers and we get all the retards?! CLown: You’re always bichin’ at me. Why didn’t you tell me about Simmons? Why didn’t you tell me it was gonna hurt? Am I gonna go to Hell? Oh, grow up ya syphilitic...

–I think you broke my arm! –Now it’s broken. –I’m entitled to my lawyer. –You’re entitled to shit. You’re entitled to tell me what you know. –Nice knife. –Yeah. Got it off an East German fella. –He give it to you as a gift? –No. As I recall, he was rather reluctant to part with it. –What about the...

–Come with us. See to it I don’t misuse the money. –Don’t be ridiculous. I’m a Senator. 1.) Are you afraid to die, Spartacus? 2.) No more than I was to be born. A good body with a dull brain is as cheap as life itself. And maybe there’s no peace in this world, for us or for anyone else, I don’t...

1) Uh oh, I think I’m having a memory tack. The numbers just flew out my head. 2) Well, they better fly right back in there! 1) You don’t have to do our ironing for us. You ain’t our maid 2) I always iron for those that I love 3) Even those crackers you work for? 1. Ladies and gentlemen, the Farts!...

always be wary of any venture that requires new clothes Funny old world. I’m a problem solver, with a heart of gold. Next time be born Italian. Nobody going on a business trip would have been missed if he never arrived. Nobody looks at a Japanese tourist. well then its back to the range for me!...

“Think seriously about getting up. You don’t have to get up right now, but are you thinking seriously about it?” “Worrying about your kids is sanity, and being that sane… can drive you nuts.” one tear, just one, so make it a good one. the trick was to get over as quickly and as privately as...

I’m a carnivorous duck, and I’m in a bad mood. I’m a carnivorous duck and I’m in bad mood. Now start talking or I start eating. – J. J. Anderson/Spaced Invaders/1989 It’s so pretty, what is it?(holding a stick of dynamite)– It’s our tri-nitro toluene award. –I’m so proud, I don’t know what to...

#1 Arm booster ignitus #2 Booster ignitus armed 1) You’re all dead because you didn’t work together as a team. And you’re responsible. 2) Me?! 1) You are the shuttle commander. That means you are responsible for everything that happens on this ship. 2) I didn’t ask to be responsible, remember! 1)...

#1-I have to get to the railroad station right away! #2-Chicago Northwestern? #1-Yep! #2-Hop in! How about the Woo Brothers? Those little yellow bastards fight like a bunch of forign devils. That little yellow bastard don’t fight right….. he fights foreign!! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Big...

Here’s another good inspirational story: A Different Kind of Christian A worldchanger is someone who is committed to do just that, change the world. A worldchanger is not someone who blends in. A worldchanger sticks out! A Worldchanger stands up ready to make a difference. A worldchanger goes...