Innocent English

–I didn’t have any drink with my supper. –I didn’t have any supper with my drink. –You used a card index? –Now and then. –Is your handwriting legible? –Except on weekends. A shark can smell blood a mile off when he’s hungry. Agents are not airplanes, you know. They don’t have schedules. Didn’t they...

1.What time is it? 2.F(Looking at watch) I don’t know, my watch doesn’t tell time. Don’t look at me you’re fighting a girl you gonna lose Everything a growing centaur needs. Now get out there and rock! One necklace to rule them all! Save it for the Cortezes! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Spy Kids...

*talking with their minds* Juni: that must have been a very important necklace for them to die fighting over Carmen: don’t touch anything Juni : i didn’t Carmen : i can hear ur mind remember*walks out * Juni: *looks at the necklace*THE ONE NECKLACE TO RULE THEM ALL *talking with their minds*...

(quote actually from SPY KIDS) 1)Ew,gross! 2) What do you see? 1) You. 1)There’s something I think we should talk about before I head out to my golf game. 2)What is it Dick? 1)It’s a game. People dress funny. Drinking is involved. 555-4976. The Beatles said it best baby, she loves you, yeah; yeah;...

1/_We need the press on this like we need a third tit. 2/_You using the other two? (last line of the film) There’s been an incident in China (Terry): You used me. (Nathan): I did and listen to this because this is important. If you had pulled some stunt over there, if you’d have gotten nabbed, I...

Correction! Martin Luther King had a dream. He ain’t got no money. Girl I know you want these nuts!! Is this the best pussy your ass has ever had! Making love to you means smiling at the thought of you. Holding you while we watch t.v. No, you did not just grab my good hair! You grab your dick and...

I am going to enter that Beauty Contest! Adam: There’s a problem…we already paid for this room. Stu: That’s not a problem. OT: That’s a big help actually. beer is like f**king great Eesh sent you! has anyone ever died from a hangover? One of these days. Sanitized for your protection! Page Topic:...

1/_Say… how tall are you? 2/_Six-four 1/_Seventy six inches, that’s a lotta man Frankly, leprosy scares me… scares most people, I guess Neighbor, how stands the Union? This lemonade tastes distinctly of lemons With all the jillions of people in the world, we just met… Page Topic: Movie Quotes from...

all bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by all able-bodied patrons of the bar. all bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar do you want to see my underwear I stole the crown. Signed, MR. KRABS!?!?!?!? I’m David Hasselhoff. I’m going rule the...

1)I’m like you, Bud. I don’t think much about happiness either. 2)Well, what’s the point? You gotta take what comes. Every time I pound I tell myself its my old man. I don’t care what happens. I don’t care what you do. I haven’t any pride! I just want to die! I need information about this movie...

(FREDDY) Cape Cod? Why are you going to Cape Cod? (ALLEN) I don’t know, I like Cape Cod! (FREDDY) Well let me drive you.. (ALLEN) No it’s ok… (FREDDY) You sure- (ALLEN) yeah, I’ll take a cab (FREDDY) do you have money? (ALLEN) yeah.. (FREDDY) Okay good…can I have some then? -Freddie, you and I have...

1: Hmm… Still see-through. 2:Mama? 1: You PEABRAIN! Can’t you even tell me from your own mother?! 1: I’m dreaming! I’m dreaming! Come on, wake up! Wake up. Wake up. It’s just a dream. It’s just a dream. Go away. Away. Disappear. 1: It just keeps getting bigger!! 2: I don’t wanna be eaten!! 3: Look,...

I’m not a stuntman. I’m a flyer. Less drag, more lift. People are always impressed when you call them long distance. There are a lot of flyers planning this flight. There were 200,000 people there that night. And when we came back home, there were four million people waiting. You know the rules. No...

–Where’s my brandy? –I finished it for your own good. Dr. Parry … come … it’s I … Helen. Even with her eyes shut she seems to be watching you like an evil spirit. Men like to see women cry. It makes them feel superior. Oh, it’s you. You quite frightened me. There is no room for imperfection in this...

‘All That I Am’ ‘Never Say Yes’ ‘Spinout’ (Mike McCoy has just been run off the road and into a creek by Cynthia Foxhugh) Mike: If you’re not outta here in about three seconds, I’m gonna put you over my knee and I’m gonna paddle your bottom until it’s as red as that jalopy you’re driving! (Mike...

(1) Did you here that? (2)Yeah, it’s a dickfer. (1) What’s a dickfer? (2) To pee with. (1) For God’s sake, show some balls! (2) I think it’s too late to try and impress them. (1) It’s Soul Finger by the Barcays! (2) Must have trouble gettin’ gigs. (1)For God’s sake, show some balls! (2)I think it’s...

(In fight at bank) Spider-Man: Here’s your change! 1) Looks uncomfortable. 2) It’s a little itchy. And it rides in the crotch a little. 1)I’ve been reading poetry. 2) Whatever that means 1.) I’ve always imagined you getting you married on a hill top. 2.) Who’s the groom? 1.) You haven’t decided...

Here’s another good inspirational story: 24 Hour Period God: “Whew! I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.” Angel: “What are you going to do now?” God: “Call it a day.” Page topic: Good inspirational stories: 24 Hour Period

Here’s another good inspirational story: A Light For God’s House In a mountain village in Europe a long time ago, a nobleman wondered what gift he could present to his townspeople. At last he decided to build them a church. No one saw the complete plans for the church until it was finished. When...