Innocent English

‘being a marine is the only thing i’ve done well in my life’ ‘ is that something to be proud of…….being the best at killing another human being?’ ‘i kill people so others can live, like you, for instance’ ‘freedom…’ cole’s last words ‘i was in Panama, captured and tortured, and a young operative...

The feelings your feeling right now isent the worst feeling the worst feeling is when you stop feeling. The felings your feling right no isent the worst feeling the worst feeling is when you stop feeling. #1. So I here that you shot a guy from a CHOPER #2 Is it true that you have killed 78 men? #1...

#1 Irwin Emory, aka. whistler. #2 Yeah I know, he had some little problem with the phone company. #1 62 counts?!! (Russian consulate) You won’t know who to trust. -Fellas, Janek’s little black box is on his desk between the pencil jar and the lamp. -Uh, Whistler, I hate to tell you this, but you’re...

Do you know what Nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a horrible cunt…me. it’s not ‘audible count’ or ‘horrible count’, it’s ‘HORRIBLE CUNT’ (1)-I don’t wanna go in there. You’ll never see me again. (2)-Well we won’t if...

Do as I say and you’ll live! Get off my dick… snake!!! Snakes on crack!!! That’s it! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane! There’s a fucking snake on my fucking ass! What the FUCK has that got to do with anything?? Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?...

Sarah Palin Jokes: 8 UNTRUE RUMORS about Sarah Palin. There are lots of rumors flying around about Alaskan governor Sarah Palin since McCain selected her as his running mate. Here are 8 of the most common rumors, and proof they are completely and utterly untrue: Sarah Palin Rumors: Rumor 1 . Sarah...

Drag Queen: (in a special song) I am not a fucking drag queen Filmed entirely on location on Earth. K: You can tell a lot about a person from sketching them… There’s problems with your mother, questions about higher education… oh and you’re single…M: that’s uncanny. K: *laughs* I asked around. M:my...

Drunk? This is nothing! Now is your chance to do something good. Either help Tommy or pack your bags! Say a few words champ………..The Colluseum………..is closed Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Best of the Best II’: Quotes from the movie ‘Best of the Best II’

-How’s Angela? -Fat, fabulous, fantastic…I love her. -How’s the other one? What’s her name? Candy? -Oh, Monique. Skinny, mean, expensive…I love her! -What are you mad at me for? -Because I did’nt have to know! You decided to have this problem. Not me! My world would’ve gone on turning just fine,...

Jr.–Daddy, my face is all white! Buford T.–Well, put a little lipstick on and I’ll drop ya off at da gay bar. –That is why you gotta have a sixth sense. –I’d rather have a dime. BUFORD: THE CARS OUTTA GAS GET OUT AND PUSH JUNIOR: ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME DADDY BUFORD: I’M GONNA SIT RIGHT HERE AND...

1: I ain’t NEVER leavin’ home, that’s a promise. 2: Don’t you ever, EVER threaten yo’ daddy like that again! 1: Why didn’t you have your gun loaded? 2: When I put bullets in it, it gets too heavy. excuse me sir, your ass is on fire, bet you’ll be glad to get back to canada and stick it in the snow!...

#1- Atlanta to Texarkana and back in twenty eight hours? That ain’t never been done before. #2- That’s cause WE ain’t never done it. #1- Suppose we don’t make it? #1- Hey, we ain’t never not made it before, have we? #1- Fred and I got a question. #2- What do you a Fred wanna know? #1-Why are we...

….marajuana to all, and to all, a good high best real drug using gurls around! james dean, karen. james fucking dean. munch the muffin Twas’ the night before a party when all through the town no Pigs were stirring no Cops were around. We drank Seagram’s, smoked Panama Reds, while visions of the...

(1): I don’t drink, never had a drop of alcohol in my life, not a drop. (2): What kind of Indian are you? ….and his mom made the BEST frybread… 1)Hey Victor, I’m sorry about you dad.2)How did you find out?1)I heard it on the wind. I heard it from the birds, and besides, your mom was just in here...

–Remember what they used to call me in the joint? –What? –The brain. –No, that was sarcastic. 1. yeah, what id we each get a forth and she gets like a third. 2. what are you nuts? then she’ll be getting more than us. 1.how do you figure? 2. where are you gonna get 4 forths and a third? can’t you...

Archer: What’s your name? Alan: Alan. Now shut up! Archer: Greetings, Alan now shut up. Archer: What’s your name? Alan: Alan. Now shut up! Archer: Greetings, Alan now shut up. Brick Bazooka do you think you could Protect Gweny Nitro for me yes sir Chip Hazard: His battery is dead but his memory...

(ha ha!) Dark in the city, night is a wire Steam in the subway, earth is a fire Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do Woman you want me, give me a sign And catch my breathing even closer behind Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do In touch with the ground I’m on the hunt...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Prayers Can’t Be Answered Unless They Are Prayed Life without purpose is barren indeed There can’t be a harvest unless you plant seed There can’t be attainment unless there’s a goal And man’s but a robot unless there’s a soul If we send no ships out, no...

Here’s another good inspirational story: The Winner I was watching some little kids play soccer. These kids were only five or six years old, but they were playing a real game – – a serious game — two teams, complete with coaches, uniforms, and parents. I didn’t know any of them, so I was able to...