Innocent English

Derf, why did racso try to disassemble Johnny Five? *angry voice* Sure! Kidnap the humans! DESTROY THE MACHINE! 1) am not human, but am a lifeform! have soul! Let’s party! 2) What are you doing? You’re not even in top form! I mean, these are serious guys! 1) I am ok, just a few b-bugs bunny to work...

*flipping a coin* Frankie, you broke the unwritten law, you ratted on your friends. When you do that, Frankie, your enemies don’t respect ya, you got no friends no more. You got nobody, Frankie. *stops flipping the coin* Pretty good huh? *Knock at door* Stephanie: Frank, IS that you, I’m Warning...

–How much is that belt in the window? The one that’s marked $2.95? –Er…$2.95. –Oh, no… 1.Have you read Madame Bovary by Zola? 2.Madame Bovary isn’t by Zola. Now if I were a girl and had to choose between a young good-for-nothing with plenty of hair and a good, solid, mature citizen, I’d pick...

#1-Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow says I. #2-Well you seem in fine feddle today. #1-Well I should, I’m full of laudanum. (John Wayne) Who the hell is? – THE FONZ! (The Marshall sending him into the bar to wait for Books.) Don’t wet your pants. (The sheriff, morning after the shootout, outside...

Dylan : Would you allow me the pleasure of taking you to the theatre on Saturday night? Georgie : Do you ask all your secretaries to go to the theatre with you on their first date? Dylan : Actually, it’s something of a tradition. Yes, I do. Georgie : Oh. Well, who am I to deprive an American of...

1) how did you like our anthem? 2) well there are many was that the spider may catch the fly… suduction….. 1. Seducer! 2. And who are you sir? 1. Your twin brother and your accuser! 3. Arrest that man! He’s commited to our care! 4. I never signed your contract. He’s not going ANYWHERE. 5. To avenge...

A man can’t tamper with his mind and expect to come out of it sane. Johnny is a catatonic schizophrenic. What a tragedy…an insane mutt will win the Pulitzer Prize. Don’t be Moses leading your lunatics to the Pulitzer Prize. man thinks this repeatedly while trying to regain his voice, then finally...

– Did I come at a bad time? – Yeah. Ten years ago would have been better. – Petal, you’re the only one I’ve ever loved. You’re the only one. – Mhm. How do you make an Alabama Slammer? -Quoyle! Is it not stimulating enough for you? – No. I mean yes. I mean … it’s the best work I’ve ever had. 1 –...

1933 will be a good year. I am optimistic. Adolescence is a time when people worry, about things there’s no need to worry about. For me, a little German music goes a long way. For me, the voyage is over. I need something to help me sleep. I’d better stick to the simple stuff. I’m just a third rate...

(1)What will it be Sir? (2)The hair of the dog that bit me. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY...

–What I was going to ask you to do is stand up, turn around, and close your eyes and tell me everything you see in the room. It’s an observation test. Do you really have a problem with that? –Pictures of sailboats and polo ponies. Fancy books and diplomas. Stuffed fish on the wall. Calendar set to...

Peter: If you go, you will be punished for the rest of your life!!! Am I crazy enough proffeser David: Am I…mad enough, Professor? Am I? Professor: Think of it as two separate melodies jousting for supremacy. The hands–giants, ten fingers each. Performing’s a risk, you know–no safety net. Make no...

–Maybe the war’s catching up with me. Its ugliness, its stupidity, futility. –It’s a job, that’s all. –What’s a girl like you doing in Korea, anyway? –Getting in the war like everyone else. Three world wars in one lifetime. Maybe whiskey’s as much a part of our life as war. Page Topic: Movie Quotes...

I want to live forever……. i want to live forever!!!!!!!! KA-BOOM! I’m from Earth. Ever hear of it? I’m from Earth. Know where that is? Look, Kalo….. female! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Battle Beyond the Stars’: Quotes from the movie ‘Battle Beyond the Stars’

(Son)Pa, why does he want to talk to you? (Pa)It’s you sister son. You didn’t think she was going to stay here and care for us all her life did you? (Son)I don’t get it. (Pa)Well son she’s ripe now, so the pickers will be coming by. –Never shot a man before. –They ain’t goin’ to know that. –They’re...

1)What is this? 2) It’s creme de la creme. 3) What’s that? 4) It’s French for dog puke. 2) Actually it’s …of water crest 1.Ruth! Ruth, where are you going?!? 2.I don’t know Bob, into my future I guess. A beautiful rose for a beautiful lady.. A stimulated accountant sounds very interesting. He’s...

…drink whiskey, smoke pipe… Custer is dead and around the bloody guidons of the Seventh Cavalry lie the 212 officers and men he led. Don’t apologize. It’s a sign of weakness. drink whiskey Nathan My mother didn’t raise any sons to be making guesses in front of a Yankee captain. She Wore a Yellow...

Here’s another of many good beautiful stories: Learning to Get Back Up Bringing a giraffe into the world is a tall order. A baby giraffe falls 10 feet from its mother’s womb and usually lands on its back. Within seconds it rolls over and tucks its legs under its body. From this position it...

Here’s another good inspiring story: The Journey One day you finally knew What you had to do, and began Though the voices around you Kept shouting Their bad advice – Though the whole house Began to tremble And you felt the old tug At your ankles “Mend my life!” Each voice cried. But you didn’t...