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Movie Quotes from Mitchell: Quotes from the movie Mitchell
Buzz off, kid! I’ve got beer and…vodka. People don’t like you, Mitchell. I don’t care for you much myself. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Mitchell’: Quotes from the movie ‘Mitchell’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Miss Firecracker: Quotes from the movie Miss Firecracker
Don’t make me treat you like dogs, like common dogs. I feel sorry for ugly girls, I really do. Please, don’t make me treat you like dogs. I don’t want to treat you like common dogs. Well, you know, they say we all gonna be dyin’ some day. I believe it, too. When you come in last you’re supposed to...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Mischief: Quotes from the movie Mischief
1) (acting like the guy he is talking to, first asking the question then answering it.) Can you drive a motorcycle? Shit yeah!!! 1) I can’t get kicked out of school again. 2) You got kicked out of school? Why? 1) I fucked two girls. 2) Come on. 1) Yep, their parents called the school to complain...
Read more →Movie Quotes from …And Justice for All: Quotes from the movie …And Justice for All
–I found out what the meaning of life is. –What’s that? –It sucks. Being honest has very little to do with being a lawyer Gentlemen, do you realize you’re in a court of law? He raped this girl right here…he’d like to do it again…he told me so! He’s the reason I’m a lawyer. I have just finished my...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Miracle Worker, The: Quotes from the movie Miracle Worker, The
D, O, L, L! Do what my fingers do, never mind what it means!! GOD may not have intended Helen to have the–eyes you speak of. How do I tell you that this means a word, and the word means this thing? The room’s a pit, but her napkin is folded. The room’s a wreak, but her napkin is folded. Page Topic:...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Minus Man, The: Quotes from the movie Minus Man, The
1: You got the O! 2: I got the O. A spider crawled in my ear once, but then he crawled out because nobody was home. I feel like a light in the dark, they come to me like moths, because I shine. Some people die in less than a minute, others it takes ten. I guess it’s what they call metabolic. If it...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Mimic: Quotes from the movie Mimic
Can I eat it or will it eat me? Mr. Funny Shoes. Wake Up This Morning. Whatever peels your bannana lady. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Mimic’: Quotes from the movie ‘Mimic’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Millennium: Quotes from the movie Millennium
I was on that plane… step into the light,you’ll be alright This is not the beginning of the end. It is the end of the beginning. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Millennium’: Quotes from the movie ‘Millennium’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Milagro Beanfield War, The: Quotes from the movie Milagro Beanfield War, The
I’ll hit you so hard they will stop you for speeding in El Paso Something about this day………. there’s something about this day… This posse couldn’t find itself! You beat Luis Armigo by two votes. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Milagro Beanfield War, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Milagro Beanfield...
Read more →Movie quotes from Zora Is My Name!, Zorro and Zorro Rides Again. Great Movie quotes and lines.
My name is Zora. Zora is my name! Zorro is back. Zorro, Zorro, Zorro. Can’t somebody get rid of that man? Page Topic: Movie quotes from Zora Is My Name!, Zorro and Zorro Rides Again. Great Movie quotes and lines.
Read more →Movie Quotes from Midnight Express: Quotes from the movie Midnight Express
Billy Hayes: I just wish for once that you could be in my shoes, Mr. Prosecutor, and then you would know something that you don’t know: mercy! That the concept of a society is based on the quality of that mercy; its sense of fair play; its sense of justice! But I guess that’s like asking a bear to...
Read more →Movie quotes from Zeus and Roxanne, Zig Zag and Zilch. Great Movie quotes and lines.
Cowbone,Cowbone, Zeus cowbone, cowbone you are understood mother –What’s your name? –ZigZag. Two big Z’s, two little G’s. The sun is full bright today. Using the F-word does not make you David Mamet. You understand that you are not really a screenwriter. You are just some schmuck with a piece of...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Miami Blues: Quotes from the movie Miami Blues
–Kinda like Robin Hood? –Yeah, except I don’t give the money to the poor. –My name’s Ravindra. What’s yours? –Trouble. He’s got your gun…your badge..and your teeth. You’re a disgrace to the police force. I do not think that you are a por-cha man. I don’t think you are a Porsche customer Mr....
Read more →Movie Quotes from Metro: Quotes from the movie Metro
–I’ve got two words for you: seek help. –And I’ve got two words for you: exacta. My eyes still hurt from reading that movie. Oh Yeah, It Feel So Good. Things Ain’t What They Used To Be. You Don’t Have To Worry. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Metro’: Quotes from the movie ‘Metro’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Zulu: Quotes from the movie Zulu
*He had maketh wars to cease in all the world… he breaketh the bow …. and snappeth the spear in s’under* …and take your bandel you dotty welchman. 1. Can you move your leg? 2. Well if you want me to dance. 1. I want you to crawl you slovenly soldier. 1. Color Sergeant Bourne whats that shooting?2....
Read more →Movie Quotes from Zorro, the Gay Blade: Quotes from the movie Zorro, the Gay Blade
(1) Do you think I am a good wife? (2) You are more exciting than Venus herself? (3) Then why doesn’t my husband ever say that? –Now swing your hips! Hiyah! -Swing your hips! Hiyah! -Haha! Good! Now flap your wrists! -Flap your wrists! -And now say, ‘you naughty, evil alcalde!… I’m going to do some...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Zorba the Greek: Quotes from the movie Zorba the Greek
–What’s the use of all your damn books if they can’t answer that? –They tell me about the agony of men who can’t answer questions like yours? –I spit on this agony! A man needs a little madness…or else…he never dares cut the rope and be free. All right, we go outside where God can see us better....
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