Innocent English

–What did you do for him? –Nothing. What’d he ever do for us? Doctor Howard! Doctor Fine! Doctor Howard! For duty and humanity! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Men in Black (The Three Stooges)’: Quotes from the movie ‘Men in Black (The Three Stooges)’

I pray for guidance and blush when I get it. I prefer books to people because a book doesn’t doublecross you. Jake?! Where are you?! Now listen here, teddy bear. Four weeks ago, you were a cute, available, old-fashioned guy who liked horse riding. In a month you got married, you had two daughters...

–You know something, Alice? –What? –If you were blind, we’d make the perfect couple. I want my molecules back! It’s lonely, isn’t it, when you’re a freak? There’s really only a few places in the Amazon that could still be considered virgin. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Memoirs of an Invisible...

I want a life that is MINE! the heart dies a slow death, shedding each hope like leaves. until one day there are none We don’t become Geisha because we want to, we become Geisha because we have to! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Memoirs of a Geisha’: Quotes from the movie ‘Memoirs of a Geisha’

Sex after ten years of marriage…Should the wife know about it? Siskel and Ebert caught my show. They gave me one finger up. The other day I saved a girl from being attacked. I changed my mind. What a place, Canada. They started a country and no one showed up. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Meet...

i think i’m getting the black lung pop, it not very well ventilated down there. I’m Dougie…I’m Dougie!!!!! Mugatu:I invented the piano key neck tie- i invented it. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE DERYCK? NOTHING!YOU’VE DONE NOTHING! NOTHING! (1)Derek? Can you hear me Derek? (2)God? (1) God? What the shit are...

Alka Seltzer cured him with one belch. But it was the Plop-Plop Fizz-Fizz that really dazzled them. Five thousand scientists and I get Dr. Mengele with a pony tail. Haven’t you ever lost your keys, Dr. Bronx? I found a cure for the plague of the twentieth century, and now I’ve lost it! Jesus...

–How long do I got to live? –That will depend on you. –I’m relieved to know it will not depend on you. It certainly wasn’t I. Only an amateur would bake anything Swiss in a 450 degree oven. Lady, what the hell could you do to make anybody that mad? Enjoy yourselves! Seats were made for standing on!...

(1) Some movie star you are. (2) I was in Goonies. (1)Who’s ever heard of strip charades? (2)Obviously we all have, ’cause we’re playing it. Why don’t we take your little ego, and put it in a box for a while, okay. And, we’ll get back to it later. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Meatballs 4’: Quotes...

–I don’t want to see my name in the paper next to pictures of dead bodies anymore. –We’re not the manufacturers, we just retail. News gets made somewhere else. We just sell it. Have you ever noticed the older you get the smaller you become? I’ve gotten so far away that leaving is just a formality,...

Natalie. Off-ramp to nowhere. We. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Me, Natalie’: Quotes from the movie ‘Me, Natalie’

Don’t make it worse than it is! I’m charged with manslaughter. Who is you – Destiny’s Child? Ain’t nobody said your name. who the fuck is that knockn at the door like they the mutha fuckin police. shit yall it is the police. I could have been a contender instead of a bum. Page Topic: Movie quotes...

Hey, you know if you wanta make out you’re such a fancy dude, you might wear something besides that cheap jockey club cologne. You think small. I got poetry in me. I do. I ain’t gonna put it down on paper, but I got poetry in me. The law’s here to protect the little guy like you, McCabe. And I tell...

–Would you die for her? –I would, but, er, I’d rather live. One is starved for Technicolor up there. Stupidity have saved many a man from going mad. This is the universe. Big, isn’t it? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Matter of Life and Death, A’: Quotes from the movie ‘Matter of Life and Death, A’

Men who will not give up will be conquered. Who is Jeff Harriman if he is not looking for Diane? If you should awake to find me dead, know that you are a woman who was truly loved. 1: Didn’t you minor in aerospace technology at the Happy Tots Preschool? 2: Why, yes! Yes, I did! 3: What’d you major...

–Are you here for business or pleasure, sir? –My business is my pleasure. –Come on! It’ll be a good time! –Oh, so now killing people is a good time? –Can be. Are you even an assassin? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Matador, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Matador, The’