Innocent English

(Authur)Your going to get up and help me find my son! (denis) Ok… Breathe! (Denis)Whoa! wait. What are you doing, what did I just say! Did I say there was a petting zoo down stairs. Noooooooo! there are ghosts downstairs authur. 1 Hey you got somethin to say, just say it! 2 Alright lets start with...

–Luck is a lazy man’s excuse. –Ah, spoken like a man who’s had nothing but good luck. Fortune smiles at some and laughs at others. I believe that there is such a thing as luck. I just hope I’m lucky enough to notice it when it comes my way. My eyes have been opened, I can never go back. Oh i forgot...

– I beg pardon… – What are you so polite about??!! – For the same reason you’re not…..I was brought up that way – I beg pardon…. – awwww what are you being so polite about??? – for the same reason you’re not…… I was brought up that way ….And another chap flaps his God-damned wings!!! …lets throw it...

1.(thinking) Wolf will win the jackpot and Virginia will love him even more! But if Wolf wins, then Virginia gets the mirror, then Virginia goes home!(out loud)Oh, cripes! 2. 160, bad luck, sir. 1.(delighted) Thank you, tickey poo, another!(lays another coin on the table) (climbs up rock) 1. Oh,...

what kind of twisted upbringing did you people have? it’s either lay a golden egg or count the hairs on a goblins ass! ‘Put your finger in my mouth, turn around till you face south, touch a thing that you would prize, and you will not believe your eyes.’ *singing* Buddy you’re a young lamb look at...

–Mary and I are gonna get married. –How’s that gonna work out, you bein’ a cowboy? –I’m gonna be a hardward man. I ain’t spittin’ on my whole life. Nobody gets to be a cowboy forever. They never mention money – talk about ‘capital’. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Monte Walsh’: Quotes from the movie...

and fix your hair. you look like a damn cocatoo I thought it was air freshener. HA! life’s too short to live the same day twice. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Monster-in-Law’: Quotes from the movie ‘Monster-in-Law’

And I don’t represent animals in court! CRUELLA Is Alonzo keeping up? LE PELT Your little man is too slow CRUELLA This traffic is too slow the french are useless behind the wheel cruella: i remember you as a puppy dog: bark’s(then growles) cruella: why don’t i come back later i feel a little chilly...

(Name), (name), if she doesn’t scare you, no evil thing will . . . 1) I don’t like it, Jasper. I don’t like it. 2) Ah Shut up! 3) What!?! 2)Oh no, not you miss. Horace here. 3) Why you imbisile! 1. *******, isn’t that a new fur coat? 2. Oh, my only true love, darling. I live for furs. I worship...

‘Find those puppies! NOW!’ ‘The humans have tried everything. Now it’s up to us dogs.’ 1;Congratulations. You’ve just won gold, silver and bronze in the moron olympics. 2;Who won the gold? Did you hear that? What? That noise. What noise? That noise I just heard. Do you hear it? Oh yeah. Sounded...

(singing) Oh Todd Oh Todd He is as good as God (singing) Tod! Tod! Tod! Tod! Tod! Tod! Tod! Tod! are birds actually that big here? Did Nabeeb give up at the Ice Moon of Novolos? open my pants Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Mom and Dad Save the World’: Quotes from the movie ‘Mom and Dad Save the...

Gonna get it next time. I hear your pathetic cry for help! You have what we in the industry like to call, the wounded duck sydrome…Help me, Help me, my wing is broken. I’m a god d*** good-looking man. She takes all of me. Yes! Ohh, ha, ha, ha! I like it! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Modern...

I must look like hell. They can kill but are too young to go to prison for life. Why was Carmen Miranda always smiling? Because she was the Abraham Lincoln of Brazil and she knew it. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Mixed Blood’: Quotes from the movie ‘Mixed Blood’

Without you, I’m as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even through I don’t know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cleaning together. I swear, I’ll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel...

–Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. –The one with Newman and McQueen? –Newman and Redford. –You smoke? –Not anymore. If you were smart, you’d quit, too. –I know. It’s a filthy habit. Hazardous to your health, offensive to everyone around you. And do I have to remind you about evidence obtained...

Sweet love, renew thy force. Don’t say shit like that to me. People can hear you. (1)Joey Never told you that we went out did he… (2) yeah OK (1) In 9th for a month… Bianca: Have you EVER considered a new look? You could ahve some definite potential buried under all this hostility. Kat: I’m not...

13 1)You know what I’m gonna do? I’m going to invite some company over to soak up the strain. Some happy, conversational, intellectually stimulating, pleasant company. 2) The Malibu chapter of the sugar plum fairies ? 1) Since you don’t qualify in any of those categories you will understand why I...