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–Got a light? –No, sorry. I don’t smoke. –Neither do I. Don’t call me Babe! Pryzer): I’m warning you Willis, if Corina Devonshire escapes, I will personally stick my arm up you ass, rip out your heart, and stuff it back down your throat! Willis): Well, that wouldn’t be very sanitary would it?...

All right, I will agree to the clause. Everybody knows everybody is dying. That’s why people are as good as they are. From here on in, I rag nobody. Hey, Arthur, don’t forget to send me a scorecard from the Series. How can he be so sick and play so well? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Bang the Drum...

1: Been more’n a year since I had anything twixt my nethers didn’t run on batteries! 2: I don’t want to hear that! 3: I could stand to hear a little more. 1: Do you know what your sin is? 2: Oh, I’m a big fan of all seven… but right now, I’m gonna have to go with wrath. 1: Do you wanna run this...

(Taxi driver):I am not a bloody psychic! 1 how do i look 2 like a jackass 1) You are the shit. 2) That’s me…the shit. 1)Favorite sexual position? 2)(falls on ice) 1)Really? That’s mine too. 1- I hope you enjoy the gloves you bought yourself. 2- Oh, I will, I usually enjoy my own thoughtfulness. 1.)...

–We all make mistakes. –You specialize in them. 1) You’re making it a bit too obvious, you know, that you hate the very sight of me. 2) The very sight of you is perhaps the one thing about you I don’t hate. And what do I know of morals and ethics? Only what I read in novels. And as I only read...

Corn, I don’t remember eatin no corn! (You okay in there?) Damn girl, I feel like I just gave birth, somebody smack its ass. Corn, I don’t remember eatin no corn.. I feel like I just gave birth, somebody smack it’s ass.. DENNIS RODMAN GOTTA COOTCHIE! Oh God Doc, I think it’s spreading…Do you have...

Here’s another good inspirational story: HAPPINESS Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room’s only window. The other man had to spend all his...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Today’s Stock Market…… Helium is up. Feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose,...

Here’s another good inspirational story: I Dare you An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there was not a God. He said, “God if you are real, then I dare you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you 15 minutes!” Ten minutes went...

-You do your best. You’ve not said a word to her in a week. -I have. I’ve said yes and no. …Or in your case 7 hours. 1 (looking at the horse) Cannot you keep him? 2 We could not possibly afford him. 1 Perhaps he could make himself useful in the kitchen. 1-Margeret wants to travel. 2-I know. She’s...

Hey Dickhead High on life! sponserd by the wonderful people at bounty burger! I am a professional GO!! Long live the dope king!!!! Reds dead Reds dead! Students, this is the tomb and enternal flame of J. Edgar Hoover. He was the founder and director of the FBI from 1920 to his death in 1972. He was...

Selena: I’ve been thinking about the crossover tour alot. I’ve even had dreams about it. It’s just this whole different world for us, you know? We’ve been working for this ever since we were kids. I guess I’m a little scared…. Are they gonna love me Momma? Marcella: Yes, M’ija. They’re gonna love...

#1-Aurora have you seen Mrs. Parks? #2-She’s not out in the garage eating chicken that’s for sure. (while driving) 1)Disbarment, disbarment and disgrace are all that lie ahead! 2)That and a big truck –Step out anyplace you want. –Any chance of stopping the car first? How about slowing down to 55?...

(after Glen says the chant to wake his parents up) Chucky: Tiff? Tiff: Chucky? Chucky:*looks over at Glen* Ahh!! Who the hell are u?! Glen: Shitface. Chucky:*laughs* Tiff: Now what kind of name is that? Were are ur parents? Chucky: Judging from that face I bet there hiding. *laughs* Tiff: Shut up u...

–Are you wearing Shalimar perfume? –Yes, I am. -Any last requests, Mr. Carew? -I guess a fuck is out of the question? -I’m afraid so. -So, you’re the fat fuck who’s running this show? -Well spoken, Mr. Karew. You’re obviously a poet. A man after my own heart. -Tell me the first thing that pops in...

Have you ever made love to a Democrat? It don’t take any talent to get old. She wasn’t asking about the furniture. She was asking about me. It’s taken me seven years, but I think I know how to tell the difference. When I want something, I go get it. Just like you. When you get there, clip a rose...

Secrets and Lies The film’s drama depends on two narrative strands that eventually converge. In the first strand, Hortense (Marianne Jean-Baptiste), a young, black optometrist, decides after the death of her adoptive mother to track down her birth mother, who gave her up in infancy, and is...

1. Look, we can’t do this 24 hours a day, seven days a week. 2. Why not? 1. You are the child of god’s holy gift of life. You comfort me. But you are not me. Your soul and your body are your own, and yours to do with as you wish. 2. Thank you daddy are you pregnant..no..do you plan to get...

(Johnny with a southern accent) Now I didn’t lay a hand on him misses I swear, he took the cowards way out. — ‘Cause I saw what you did. — Pardon. — I said they’s kill me if you did. –You had a gun. –Wasn’t loaded. -Did you do anything to piss him off? *Shows flashback of Ted screaming* -….I might...

…And he woke to their faces above him, all women and girls, ‘Is this Heaven, then?’, he asked. …And I’ll teach you to talk, and tell you stories, and your friends that have been looking after you can see you any time they want. He’ll be staying here now…Thank you. I saw Jamie!!! I saw Jamie!!!...