Innocent English

#1 oh no…the turkey fell down #2 In not a turkey kid. #1: If you really wanted to help me, you’d go away. #2: You’re very brave Miz Briz, but I can’t let you go in there alone, think of the children! #1: That’s it! #2: What’s what? #1: I need someone strong to look after the children, in case...

(dad)new york city, (Mum) he wants to see whats there, (dad) i could tell him whats there. *singing* I hear music when I look at you…I get no kick from champagne, mere alcohol doesn’t thrill me at all…see what you do to me Brantly I haven’t sung in years…I’m wild again beguiled again! 1) Are you...

–What do I call you? –You call me God. 1) Brantley! What are you doing in Whitfield’s office? And why are you dressed like that? 2) Because of the funeral. 3) Who’s funeral? 4) A friend…he died…we buried him…. 1) I hate men. 2) Glad I’m not one of them. 1) Nice furniture. It goes with your hair 2)...

1) I’ve never had any friends before. 2) That I believe. 1) Thank you, *****. Thank your mother. 2) You are strange. If you’d been any other child, you’d have given me a kiss. 1) Do you want me to kiss you? 1-Are you making this magic? 2- No, you are 1-Means I could marry you. 2-but we’re cousins....

1) Jezus. 2) Jezus! 3) Jeeeeezus…. 1) Just tell me one thing, Michael, where is the man who wrote me these letters? 2) Oh Debbie I’m so- whose are these? 1) Nothing happened! 2) Nothing?! ‘I long to put my arms around you’ you call that NOTHING! 3) Mom! what are you doing with my letter?! 4) Your...

1. I see they spent grandfather’s gold wisely. 2. Well, you see, there was this one traveling salesman… 1. Is it ok if I go inside and watch television? 2. Ain’t got one. 1. NO TELEVISION?!?!? I’m Hub McCann. I’ve fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led...

I love him because he’s the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn’t know how to kiss, the jerk! I love him… He looks like a giraffe, and I love him Say, who decorated this place – the mug that shot...

I’m saying that Stevie didn’t show. I’m Sum’n Like a Pimp Ramundo: Could it be? Julio: It’s him, it’s the devil. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Bait’: Quotes from the movie ‘Bait’

Eddie! He was a dreamer.. the world always kills dreamers. You guys go out like crullers. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Badge 373’: Quotes from the movie ‘Badge 373’

All we got on this team are a buncha Jews, s—-, n——, pansies, and a booger-eatin’ moron! I run like a butterfly and I sting like a bee, I rounded 2nd and I’m standing on 3. I’M HUNGRY! LETS CALL THE COLONEL!!! LET THEM PLAY! You turkeys can play by yourselves! God! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from...

–You won’t kill me. –Why not? –Because I haven’t taught you that yet. Do you know you make a funny face when you come? I’m sorry. Tell me what you really desire, and what you really fear? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Bad Influence’: Quotes from the movie ‘Bad Influence’

If your laws don’t include me, well then, they don’t apply to me either Sorry son, the only female I seen in the last month is that mare over there. And she’s starting to look pretty good to me! We sold our bodies, why can’t we sell wood? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Bad Girls’: Quotes from the...

1) Do you know what the word contempt means? It’s to think of others as being beneath you, to be unworthy of being in the same room with you. 2) I don’t feel that. 1) Well, you better start. Because if you don’t think it’s a part of winning,you’re wrong. You have to have contempt for your...

(1)From the beginning… (2)’Dear Miss Laury’…He spells it with a Y instead of an I…E…Wouldn’t you think he’d know… (1)Who cares what he spells it? Read the letter. (1)Nay tzare T’sala-ta-komal-ta-name…unt kang-yah Look. (2)Says her name’s Wild Goose Flying in the Night Sky…but she’ll answer to Look...

–Jesus Christ! I want to be a horse. –You’re almost big enough. –Well, he is fast? –Yeah…in every direction. –You don’t think the ‘H’ is too big? –You seen the size of our jockey? 1)What is wrong with you? I told you to watch out for Marriage. He came right up on you and just blew by you. 2)I….I...

I’ve been trying to figure something in my head and maybe you could help me out yea? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you’re insane? Maybe your just sitting around, reading guns and ammo, mà sturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, Wow it is fucking...

1-Where’s ya tool, 2-What tool, 1-This fucking tool black ……………….bastad cariln the nutcase the hard man GET BACK ROSS, I SAID GET BACK SHITHEAD i dont smoke well you do now poofter theres no dolly mixtures in here i said pick it up i slipped sir I slipped sir. i told em i was christ I’m finding...

1 Hey boss we can’t get these antlers to stick. 2 Well just staple them to there heads. #1- Check the record chump, I did some stuff! I was a baseball player. One year I hit the home run to win the big game. #2- That was the kid on ‘The Courtship of Eddie’s Father’. #1- There was another time...

A) You will be visited by THREE GHOSTS ! B) I think I’d rather not… All these people owe me money! They loved me, and I never knew! are there no prisons! are there no workhouses! Come here, you weird, little man! G: You may look in the window … it will cost you nothing, which I am sure is good news...