Innocent English

1) You remind me of a man. 2) What man? 1) A man with the power. 2) What power? 1) The power of Who-Do 2) Who do? 1) You do. 2) Do what? 1) You reminde me of a man… Mellow Greetings Yukey Dukey! You could talk the devil into going to church! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Bachelor and the...

–Henry, what’s the matter? –I dreamt I was back in the pen. Baby The Rain Must Fall. I’m not going to quite my music! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Baby the Rain Must Fall’: Quotes from the movie ‘Baby the Rain Must Fall’

bobby i was worried that the killer had got to you before i could come upstairs i got something to show you hey party on Come on in dear, have a seat and take of your bra if you’d like I SAID A DOLLAR BITCH! #1. How close were you to the victim? #2 Real close until the roofies wore off then she...

Here’s another good inspirational story: TABLE FOR TWO He sits by himself at a table for two. The uniformed waiter returns to his side and asks, “Would you like to go ahead and order, sir?” The man has, after all, been waiting since seven o´clock — almost half an hour. “No, thank you,” the man...

Here’s another good inspirational story: The True Hero of the Titanic John Harper was born to a pair of solid Christian parents on May 29th, 1872. It was on the last Sunday of March 1886, when he was thirteen years old that he received Jesus as the Lord of his life. He never knew what it was to...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Who Is Jesus? In Genesis Jesus is the Ram at Abraham’s altar. In Exodus He’s the Passover Lamb. In Leviticus He’s the High Priest. In Numbers He’s the Cloud by day and Pillar of Fire by night. In Deuteronomy He’s the City of our refuge. In Joshua He’s the...

–Who do you think you are, my guardian angel? –I lost my wings a long time ago. Drink all you want. But don’t come in late Monday morning with a hangover. I’d rather have a judge give me the works than to have to do it to myself. Listen, any girl that waits two hours in the rain for a guy is gonna...

(Wife)Where is the man I married? (Husband)Odds fish M’dear, you’re looking at him. 1)I don’t know weather your mad or… 2)Desperatly in love? It’s all the same. 1)If I were to tell you that I adore you would you have me to so stintingly?! 2)Adore me? 1)Or would you have me declare it as I feel it,...

1) Your tongue knows no rules Mistress Prynne. 2) And if it did what purpose would it serve? For some reason I felt inspired today. God be with you Hester Prynne. I’m sure he already is. God help me love has forced my heart into the hands of another. Has this New World turned thee into a heathen?...

All I got in this world is my balls and my word, and I don’t break them for no one, that piece of shit up their I never trusta him I never likea him for as I know he had me set up and my best friend Angel Hernadez killed. Fuck Gaspar Gomez and fuck the Dias brothers, allright I bury those...

–I taught you. I’m your…what do you call it? –You’re my taughter. Boy, some partner I picked. Don’t bust my lamp. Frank! What the hell’s up? I’m out here now, it’s been five hours. I don’t know, I don’t know what he said. Well you talk to him. Hold on, I’ll get him on the wire, wait a minute. Hey,...

I watched this all the time when I was younger! I loved it! Great for the kids! Scamper: Shh! The sailors! Let’s hide! Let’s go! Come on! Scamper: Shhhhh! We’re getting ready to escape. Snowflake: Oh. I just wish we had something to eat. Snowflake: We’re too young to swim and there’s no way back so...

DIANE: Dad, no. But I didnt want any problems. So I decided not to sleep with him. But then I attacked him anyway. (1)I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you’re here at like the Gas ‘n’ Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?...

Eric Matthews: You’re not Jigsaw, bitch! Danica: I didn’t do anything to you! Jeff: That’s exactly it, you didn’t do anything. Dr. Lynn Denlon: I don’t know what you think you know, but my marriage has survived more suffering than someone like you could ever grasp. Jigsaw: Suffering? You haven’t...

1. If its stuck its a trap.. 2. Lady this whole house is a trap… I’ve played before…. Let the games begin Oh yes, there will be blood The note said dont use the key… Think of like finding a Needle in a hay stack…Hahaha Those who don’t appreciate life, din’t deserve one WE FOUND A DOOR! When your in...

(1) What’s your name? (2) My name is VERY FUCKING CONFUSED,!. What’s your name? Dr. Lawrence: Fuck this shit!!! Dr. Lawrence: He dosen’t want us to cut theough our chains, he wants us to cut through our feet! Game Over! GAME OVER!!…… Hello Paul, you are perfectly healthy, sane middle class male....

1. I cant just go down there, she’ll be able to identify me. 2. That’s why your going to wear this.(holds up chicken suit) 1. Then what am i going to wear to work? 2. Your work clothes! 1. But tomorrow’s casual Friday! #1)wheres the bathroom? #2) we don’t use the bathroom we use the lawn! #3) U’ve...

1#: Only thing is, sometimes she’d come home early, and I’d pretend to be asleep 2#: Who, your mom? 1#: Yeah. She’d stand in the doorway looking at me… and I’d just keep my eyes shut. And I knew she just wanted to find out about my day – that she came home early… just to talk to me. And I still...

1:You really are a crap gardener, Name. 2:Well, what do I know about plants? I’m from Glasgow. Draw, spliff, puff, shit, call it what you will, but it’s my belief that it is the door to enlightenment. And now, the acid test… (he clicks the lighter, lights up, enhales) …Jesus! I’ll give ya 60 quid...