Innocent English

#1 Killian… I’ll be back. #2 Only in a rerun. (1) Killian! I’ll be back! (2) Only in a rerun. (1) You bastard! Drop dead! (2) I don’t do requests. (1)How’s this one? Case one-fourteen: school teacher, killed his wife and his mother-in-law at a faculty dinner party with a steak-knife. (2)Yeah. See,...

Hatcher: Do you understand the concept of the tooth fairy!? Travis: Augh! So angry! Travis: Santa Clause doesn’t give any breaks! A)What’s that asshole? B)Did you get it or not asshole? A)What’s that asshole? A)When I’m in another man’s house, I don’t reach into his refridgerator without asking...

–I don’t want to die alone. –We all die alone. –You’re an animal! –No, worse! Human! Human! I am free, Rankin. I am free. I’m at war with the world, and everyone in it. Whatever doesn’t kill me makes me stronger! Win, lose, what’s the difference? You’re an animal. No, worse — human. Page Topic:...

1:Where’s your sense of civic duty? 2:I fuck civics. 30 years in the trenches taught me this. There is always a loose end. Everyone has a secret. Big Rock Candy Mountain. Color bubbles? Eleven lives ended. Fingerprint resistant? Get some sleep, Rankin. You’re going to need it. Good call. I believe...

…and if we ride off into the sunset together, I want my own horse. 1) Eight geese in a ‘V’! Can you imagine? 2) ‘V’ for…Victory! 1) I like his tight butt 2) Grandma! 1) Well I do 1) Rub your ears! 2) Rub your ears! That is a GREAT idea! Corey does that to me sometimes, a little rrrrrrrrrrrr and...

‘Cause it’s personal, and romantisized. …and I’m going to find the guy who makes them there special shoes, and pay him NOT to make special shoes. 1.) My name is Terry and I’m from Hollywood. Ronnie, you are not like other men. You’ve got something, something special, and I want it badly. I want to...

A fleet boat of the Navy, with most of her fighting capability intact, and you’d take her back to Pearl! I don’t believe it. A whole area to patrol, and you pick the graveyard. The Bungo Straits. But let no one here, no one aboard this boat, even say we didn’t have a captain. Clear the bridge!...

–Grandma? –I told you never to call me that in public. –I’m the most screwed-up person in the world! –You’re not even the most screwed-up person in this room! Actually, I have been to Pasadena before. I was stationed here during the war at an internment camp, just down the block. All women become...

Steve: I don’t know why someone hasn’t taken a gun to your head and blown it off. The Motorcycle Boy: Even the most primitive of societies have an innate respect for the insane. Get FUCKED! I hate him so much because you kids think he’s something he’s not. If you’re going to lead people, you have...

Ballet skirt? W-W-What was he doing in a ballet skirt? Grace: Is Jeeves a Bolshi? Grace: Stop riding around on that. It isn’t dignified. Jack: Dignity has nothing to do with divinity. Grace: You’ll knock ’em dead. Jack: In time, My Dear, in time. How do you know you’re God? When I pray, I find I’m...

There is no point in charging my client with with murder WHERE are those tapes? (1) I’ll make you a deal. If you can tell me right now what the life expectancy was for a 2nd lieutenant dropped into a hot LZ in Vietnam in 1968, I’ll tell you everything I remember about Ca Lu. (2) One Week. (1)...

(1) Richard how;s school? (2)It sucks cooooock!! 1) Harry’s gone bye-bye. Harry’s gone to the big bye-bye. He’s got his name in the papers on the back side. It’s “’toe-tag time’ in Teenville” tonight. Again. 2) Teenville? 1) You should’ve just said no, Harry. 3) I’m not dead, am...

Lil: Oh, oh, Tommy, I think your brother is broked again. Tommy: Oh, no. Dil, are you OK? Phil: I think he’s gonna explode. Dil: Poopie. Tommy: What?! Phil: I saw feetprints like that in our storybook. A wolf made them, and then he ate that little red riding girl. Chuckie: The wolf ate a girl?...

(In Notre Dame cathedral) Betty DeVille: Seen one church, seen em’ all. Wake me if you spot a hunchback. 1.What’s a date? 2.It a big round thing that makes you do poopy! 1.What’s a date? 2.It a big roung thing that makes you do poopy! A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do! Aww, don’t cry...

#1 – Mr. Ruettiger sir? #2- Yeah Pete. #1- At halftime can we watch some of the Indiana – Purdue game? #2- There’s only one team we watch in this house. #1 – Mr. Ruettiger sir? #2- Yeah Pete.#1- At halftime can we watch some of the Indiana – Purdue game? #1 – Mr. Ruettiger sir? #2- Yeah Pete.%1- At...

(l)well…you’re bald (2)it’s a hair supplement! Andy Warhol sucks a big one. I am the king of the echo people I want you to meet my mother NO MORE MAHLER!!! Why don’t you learn to keep your hands off other people’s refrigerators. You have a real problem, Ed. and it’s not the problem that’s the...

20 years of trying, 20 years of Frustration 2nd place is only the first loser I ain’t goin’ to school no more daddy Ralph: You know son, they can’t put it in ya, and they can’t take it out. The winner ain’t the one with the fastest car , its the one who refuses to lose Page Topic: Movie Quotes from...

EPPs/ Go to the Chiicken Strip ima be at the Citrus club getting me some free booty. lil kid: whoa man go smoke that shit outside! fat guy: shutup kid i got sperm bigger than you, man! The Law Provides for 2-time offenders will be doubled, and that 3-time offenders will be put behind bars for a...

(1)I always wanted to be a member of this family (2)Yeah, me too (Etheline): Chas? What’s going on? (Chas): We got locked out of our apartment. (Etheline): Well, did you call a locksmith? (Chas): Uh huh. (Etheline): Well, I don’t understand. Did you pack your bags BEFORE you got locked out?...