Innocent English

Good Work quotes: Best famous quotes about Work There are one hundred men seeking security to one able man who is willing to risk his fortune. – J. Paul Getty Work is love made visible. And if you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work and sit at...

Good quotes about Work: Some of the best great quotes about Work Nothing will work unless you do. – Maya Angelou The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. – Richard Bach When people go to work, they shouldn’t have to leave their hearts at home. – Betty Bender There is a vast...

Obvious: Excuse me, is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face; …. Meteorological: Everybody take cover, she’s going to blow!;…… Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like Wyoming; …. Personal: Well, here we are, just the three of us; ……...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Justice was Done Several years ago in California, a young woman was stopped for speeding. She was given a ticket and sentenced to appear before the judge. The Judge read off her citation and asked, “What is your plea? Guilty or not guilty?” “Guilty your...

(1) Alright, things haven’t been so great on the homefront so umm, tone it down a little. (2) Tone down what motherfucker? (1) Great (1) You know it’s just like how the sayings go. In the poker way of life, women are the rake. The are the fuckin rake. (2) What the fuck are you talking about? What...

Here’s another good inspirational story: The Minister One of the toughest tasks a church faces is choosing a good minister. The chairman of the official board undergoing this painful process finally lost patience. He’d just witnessed the Pastoral Selection Committee reject applicant after applicant...

Here’s another good inspirational story: The Lonely Ember A member of a certain church, who previously had been attending services regularly, stopped going. After a few weeks, the pastor decided to visit him. It was a chilly evening. The pastor found the man at home alone, sitting before a blazing...

#1: Did you ever think of yourself as actually dead, lying in a box with a lid on it? #2: No. #1: Nor do I, really. It’s silly to be depressed by it. I mean, one thinks of it like being alive in a box. One keeps forgetting to take into account the fact that one is dead, which should make all the...

(1) Two people, mid-20’s; she’s in a blue dress. He’s in jeans. He’s blond, overgolded. He’s got a case of Roman hands and Russian fingers.(2) Tres chic, n’est-ce pas? (3) You’re precognitive! (1) I can tell a hawk from a handsaw when the wind’s in the northwest. a house is a place of shelter it’s...

–Brandon, you don’t think the party is a mistake, do you? –Being weak is a mistake. –Because it’s human? –Because it’s ordinary. –Murder is or should be an art. And as such, the privilege of committing it should be reserved for the few who are really superior individuals. –And the victims are...

I am a mandinkin warrior. aint it a fine thing to be free fiddla Chicken George(while holding his dead fighting cock, gazing at it with adoration and unbridled sadness): At least you free! Fiddler:(to Toby) What you got in dat head O’ yours? Toby: I goin’ run Fiddler. I be free. Fiddler: No, ya...

1/ I’ve been a Marshall for …. 10 lustroms 2/ Lustrom? 1/ 50 years Being round you pleases me I do not fear a skunk. I simply do not care for its odor. i got the girl rooster I look at you … with your weathered face, and your big belly … and your shining eye … and I have to say that … being with...

1 – He has misbehaved from the first. In fact, he has behaved abominably. 2 – Not abominably. He only tried when he should not have tried. 1 – I shall never forgive myself. 2 – You always say that, Charlotte. And then you always do forgive yourself. 1 – My father says that there is only one perfect...

–If I don’t come back, you’ll know it’s good news. –And if you do come back, bring four bottles of poison. –Too soon. Too soon. He died too soon. –An hour too soon. –Well, if you fellows don’t mind, I’m going to wash up. –Yeah, go ahead. The rest of us are already washed up. –You’ve been in jail?...

#1 God damn I wanted him alive. #2 Then I should have let him kill you. #1 If I wanted him dead I would have shot him myself. Next time aim for the knee caps. #2 I was aiming for his knees. –I want to guarantee David’s safety. –Mr. Ackerman, if you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. 1-Next time aim...

$500? That’s like six years allowance. (1)You guys have a boat? (2)Yeah, kinda. (1)We have a boat, but I always have to go out on it with my parents. –Funky Buttlovin! –Did he just say funky buttlovin? 1) How long does the cast have to stay on? 2) August, minimum. 1) August? That’s like four...

–Can’t we do something? –We are doing something. We’re sitting here waiting. –So, are you labour or management? –If I were management, I would not offer you a cigarette. –What do you want for Christmas? –My two front teeth. –You ever kill anybody? –I hurt somebody’s feelings once. 1):so… What WAS...

Hando theres gooks down at the railway hotel It’s about war, isn’t it? Purity at all costs (Hando, quoting Hitler) This is my mate Magoo! this is our country, your acting like a bunch of scared fuckin rabbits Time to die gook time to die We came to wreck everything and ruin your life …. God sent...

1) I can’t hit a girl! 2) Listen, I don’t know how it is in China, but in America, if a girl’s kickin’ your ass you don’t have to be a gentlemen! 1)i cant hit a woman 2)i dunno how it is in China but in America if a girl’s kicking your ass you gotta fight back! 1)your name begins with an M right?...

1) By my head, here come the Capulets! 2) By my heel, I care not! 1) should i bight my thumb at them wich would be a discrase to them if they bear it 2) do you bight you thumb at us Sir!!! 1) yes i bight my thumb Sir!!! 2) DO YOU BIGHT YOUR THUMB AT US SIR !!! 1) is the law on my side if i say aye...