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Movie Quotes from Romeo + Juliet: Quotes from the movie Romeo + Juliet
What is in a name, that which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet. (R)dateless bargin to engrossing death…..(J)Romeo wut is here? drink all and left no friendly drop to help me after? i’ll kiss thy lips and hopefully sum piosin yet lay on them…..(R)with a kiss i die. …or out of...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Romancing the Stone: Quotes from the movie Romancing the Stone
(Throws weed in fire) Yeaahhh! Now that’s what I call a campfire! *2 cuts off heel of shoe* 1) These were Italian 2) Now they’re practical -Joanie, you are now a world-class hopeless romantic. -No, hopeful. Hopeful romantic. 1) I’ll pay you a hundred dollars…2 hundred dollars. 2)I’ll do it. For...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Roman Holiday: Quotes from the movie Roman Holiday
–At midnight, I’ll turn into a pumpkin and drive away in my glass slipper. –And that will be the end of the fairy tale. –I don’t know how to say goodbye. I can’t think of any words. –Don’t try. –Is this the elevator? –This is my room! –Tell you what. Why don’t we do all those things, together? –But...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Rolling Kansas: Quotes from the movie Rolling Kansas
1) WE WERE IN LOVE! 2) Come on Dink! We all loved her, she smelled like biscuits! 1) Yeah, hi, can I help you? 2) My buddy and I are looking for a size 30 pair of goofy boots. 3) A wha… a who? 2) Goofy boots. 1) yeah…uh… we’re all out of them. 2) Whats that mean? You’re all out? 1) We’re all out....
Read more →Movie Quotes from 1969: Quotes from the movie 1969
–You boys aren’t working at the pool this summer? –No, we’re going on the road. If you flunk out and die in Vietnam, that’s the end of our friendship. May this be love. NOT EVEN YES EVEN Windows of the world. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘1969’: Quotes from the movie ‘1969’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Rocky V: Quotes from the movie Rocky V
1) Touch Me And I’ll Sue. C’Mon, Touch Me And I’ll Sue (Punches Him Onto Hood Of The Car) 2) Sue Me For What? 1/_I’m officially expired. 2/_No, you still have marquee value…. You put butts in the buckets, asses in the seats. 1/_It’s like your Mark Twain once said… *Virtue has never been as...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Rocky IV: Quotes from the movie Rocky IV
Adrian…Adrian..Always tells the truth. Maybe I can’t win…maybe the only thing I can do is to just take everything hes got…but to beat me hes gonna have to kill me…and to kill me hes gonna have to have the heart to stand in front of me…and to do that he gotta be willing to die himself…and I dont...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Rocky III: Quotes from the movie Rocky III
#1- How much do you think he eats? #2- About 202 pounds. #1- What goes on inside your head? Anything normal function? #2- Yeah a few, a few. #1- I don’t think so becuse to fight a creature like this you’ve got to have about a hundred pounds of brain damage. #1-You’re wearing your anatomy out for...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Rocky II: Quotes from the movie Rocky II
I just also wanna thank God. Except for my kid bein’ born, this is the greatest night in the history of my life. I just wanna say one thing to my wife who’s home: YO, ADRIAN! I DID IT! 1/_Can I be honest? No one’s going to offer you an office job. There’s too much competition. Why don’t you fight?...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Rocky Horror Picture Show, The: Quotes from the movie Rocky Horror Picture Show, The
If only we were amongst friends- or sane persons. You’ve got to chose between me and Rocky- so named for the rocks in his head! ‘t-t-t-t-touch me, i want to be dirty, t-t-t-t-touch me, creature of the night’–janet ‘you got caught with a flat, well, how ’bout that?’–frank (Audience: Hey Frank, how’s...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Rocky Balboa: Quotes from the movie Rocky Balboa
(1)My son’s coming over tonight, so I’m going to have something special made for him. (2) Italian food made by a bunch of Mexicans doesn’t sound so special to me, Rock. But who you are, the part of you that’s so full of life… we all have that feeling, that fire… but we usually never get a chance to...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Rocky: Quotes from the movie Rocky
Mr. Jurgens: It’s the chance of a lifetime. How about it, Mr. Balboa? Would you like to fight for the heavyweight championship of the world? Rocky:Yeah. Absolutely! Adrian! Adrian! Adrian! ADRIAN!!!! Adrian: Why do you wanna fight? Rocky Balboa: Because I can’t sing or dance. Ahhh, Rocky Marciano....
Read more →Movie Quotes from Rocketeer, The: Quotes from the movie Rocketeer, The
–Everything you said was a lie. –It wan’t lies, Jenny. It was acting. –How do I look? –Like a hood ornament. 1) Jenny, prepare yourself for a shock: I’m the Rocketeer. 2) The Rocka-who? 1) Jenny, prepare yourself for a shock: I’m the Rocketeer. 2) The Rocka-who? 1) Oh for crying out loud, haven’t...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Rocket Man: Quotes from the movie Rocket Man
‘Fun’ is my Chinese neighbors middle name! can i call u paul? are we there yet? How far? Can i park it?….NOO! Commander Overback)Don’t you EVER CALL ME LITTLE BILLY! Fred) That’s no way to talk to your mother! Five minutes before the official work day; that’s five minutes to save the world. Fun is...
Read more →Good Wisdom quotes: Best famous quotes about Wisdom
Good Wisdom quotes: Best famous quotes about Wisdom Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. – Doug Larson It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. – Walter Lippmann He who devotes sixteen hours a day to hard...
Read more →Good quotes about Wisdom: Some of the best great quotes about Wisdom
Good quotes about Wisdom: Some of the best great quotes about Wisdom To be satisfied with a little, is the greatest wisdom; and he that increaseth his riches, increaseth his cares; but a contented mind is a hidden treasure, and trouble findeth it not. – Akhenaton Patience is the companion of...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Rock-A-Doodle: Quotes from the movie Rock-A-Doodle
But Goldie here was jealous of him!! Edmond:(talking to Patou, Peepers and Snipes about getting Chanticleer wile driving a convertible)Guys were gonna go back and get him!!!! Hope you can swim guys. I’m a cat! he turned me into a cat!!Ptou, what do I do? If I kill my nefew would it be murder or...
Read more →Inspirational story #126 A “Constructive” Criticism Victory!
Here’s another good inspirational story: A “Constructive” Criticism Victory! Oh…she was terrible! Her voice was too low and garbled, she did not look up, she was slouched in the chair and her knees were visibly shaking. I can not believe her goal in life was to be a TV anchor woman. Of course, she...
Read more →Inspirational story #125 THE OBSTACLE IN OUR PATH
Here’s another good inspirational story: THE OBSTACLE IN OUR PATH In ancient times, a king had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king’s wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many...
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