Innocent English

I am a doctor of philosophy from Edinburgh, a doctor of law from Price College, a doctor of medicine from Harvard. My friends, out of courtesy, call me ‘Doctor.’ In The East they have ways of shattering the strongest courage. Will we ever understand thse Eastern races? You hideous yellow monster,...

(1) Mom? We got a lawyer named B.D. Higgins? (2) Yeah Bull Dozer. (1) Hey you’re a lawyer Doz. If I dug a hole everytime one of you geniuses said he was going to die……. I’d be in China right now….. If we started digging a hole evertime one of you told us that Rocky only had 3 months to live, we’d...

1: Is this your kid? 2: Nope. Just a rental A person can’t escape their nature. And though I never would’ve anticipated it, in the end she did for me what I have done for so many: help solve a problem, first by observation, then by careful intervention — in other words, the Zero Effect. Are you...

Hello, Clara? I’m just a fat, little man. A fat, ugly man! I’ve been looking for a girl every Saturday night of my life. Miserable and lonely and stupid! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Marty’: Quotes from the movie ‘Marty’

–You don’t look thirty-seven. –I died when I was twenty, and it’s seventeen years ago! hi, if your reading this, your probably having the same night as us. Can you guess what it is yet? Come on, its a quiz. Who played that guy who played that dude who had to save the world by not doing anything....

—-Five feet from where we’re sitting, there are three directors that I would sell my mother to meet. –You sold your mother last year. –They returned her. –Did I tell you clowns, Esther Williams likes one of my songs? MGM wants her to sing it in her next picture. –Where, under water? –Exactly how...

–What about two men? –Two…might just make it. Houston, we’ve got a problem. There’s not enough oxygen for three men to survive that long. We’ll do this scientifically. The two big guys throw the little guy out. You were right boss, this whole thing was impossible. No YOU were right: we’re going to...

–Car. –For a guy with a limited vocabulary, you sure do manage to get your point across. –My friend told me to keep you occupied. Are you hard to occupy? –As hard as getting a haircut. Little Sister. The jam I’m in is nothing to the jam your star in your show would be in if I haven’t done thing...

I cannot give information which may threaten my own security. I have seen the future and it doesn’t work. Stay behind my aura. The gun is good. You are bred and led yourself. You must give the truth if you wish to receive it. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Zardoz’: Quotes from the movie ‘Zardoz’

DEXTER:Alan! Take your finger out of your nose! What did I tell you about that shit? Now,suck it! Suck it! GARY COOTER(reading his English poem):Chicks. Sometimes I feel like I’m so much above them. And sometimes I feel like I’m so much below them. Sometimes I hate them. And sometimes I love them....

–Occupation? –Associate professor of history. –That’s too long. I’ll just put down clerk. –This group I was in had rules against smoking. They were into a reality trip. –What a drag! –Would you like to go with me? –Where? –Wherever I’m going. –Are you really asking? –Is that your real answer? Don’t...

you should be loyal to your heroes……..they could turn on you. Help me, help me! Am I the only one who is going insane looking for the book Elisabeth Shue is reading to her infant child in this movie? According to the credits, the title of the book is Bartholomew Biddle and the Very Big Wind,...

Morgan: I hate cops… and rock candy. Rome: Would somebody *please* shoot this guy? Morgan: What does it look like we’re doin’? Rome: Missing! You know the hardest thing… about you leaving was not knowing. You know, not knowing where you were… not knowing if you’re coming home… not knowing if I’m...

Here we go – down and dirty. Monkey’s never dead and monkey never dies. You kick him off. He just hides in a corner waiting his turn. Why should you hurt like other people hurt? Just roll up your pain into one big hurt, and then flatten it with a fix. All that you’re gonna need is another and...

1) I don’t understand. Am I being stupid? 2) No, you’re being a man, which is sometimes the same thing. Call my wife, will you, and tell her I’m on my way home? And tell her thank you. For what? We don’t have any children. Daddy, daddy, a sister locked in the bathroom. What sister? I don’t know her...

(1)We only need to fill one spot for the playoffs. (2)Like that sorry son of a bitch who just tripped over the blueline. 1)how long thoses been in for?…2)I dont know about a week?..what you doing?…1) we’re taking ’em out…2)why?…1) cause you dont want stitches in Thunder Bay Best fucking hockey...

Thank You got to work at evil. I ain’t no neighborhood girl, and I won’t put up with it anymore! Look, I don’t have to justify myself to you. Page Topic: Movie quotes from To Sir with Love, To Sleep with Anger and To the Limit. Great Movie quotes and lines.