Innocent English

Here’s another good inspirational story: Christmas Time It’s christmas time once more let’s praise the king we adore raise our hands, loudly sing praise and honour to the King Jesus Christ is born today our light, our life, our way!! step back from the busy crowd take a breath and say out loud All...

Commander Anderson: Have you ever been in a combat situation? Stanley Goodspeed: Define combat, sir. Commander Anderson: Shep… Lt. Shephard: An incursion underwater to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of US Marines in possession of 81 hostages and fifteen guided rockets armed...

1.)I was so sorry to hear about your dog 2.)Pookie? 1.)yeah it was horrible i sent flowers and a card Are those your breasts?…..I don’t know….Their facsinating…..Thanks thats just what I was going for did you really think kim was a girl? Dude, do I have too much foundation on? Dude, I just keep...

1: You consider me a friend? 2: Sure. What else would I consider you? 1: I don’t know. An embarrassment, a way to rebel against your parents, a desperate cry for help. The list is endless. 2: Let’s just stick with friend. 1: You know, Rodney, even though you had a discouraging day, remember,...

(Japanese man says a bunch of stuff in Japanese) 1)What did he say? 2)Your fired. 1. How can I help you officer? 2. By Resisting Arrest! 1. I’m sorry for the intrusion sir. Is there anything Security Concepts can do? 2. Security Concepts, can kiss my freckled BUTT! YOU’RE FIRED!! 1. If you want to...

1) Dead or alive, you’re coming with me 2) One of us must die. 1) Dead then. 1)Cops. 2)Huh? 1)Cops. And they ain’t carrying no picket signs. 3)They goin kick somebody ass. 1. Dead or alive,you’re coming with me! 2. One of us must die. 1. Dead then! Are we cops? Behave yourselves! Born to be wild....

(Lab teck; opening lid on transmitter, disinterested while everyone is histarical that robot just shot up room killing someone during screwed up deminstration.) *We seem to have a glitch.* 1. Sorry Sarge I fucked up. 2. Forget it kid. This guy’s a serious asshole. 1. Your ass in mine. 2. No not yet...

#1)Is she worth it? #2)Worth dying for. (SCREAMS) ROBIN!!!!!!!!!! (Singing) There was a rich man from Nottingham who tried to cross the river, what a dope, he tripped over the rope. Now look at him shiver. –Why should we trust you? –If you don’t, you are dead men. –He makes a point. … no blades… no...

1)You’ll be mine? You’ll give yourself to me every night, and sometimes right after lunch? 2) yes but only my body. You can never have my heart, my brain or my sole. 1) Oh yes of course, I respect that. ‘This never would have happened if your father was alive.’ ‘He’s dead?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘And my mother?’...

(1)Rob… such a dirty word, we never rob. We just simply borrow a bit from those who can afford it, that’s all. (2)Borrow… boy are we in debt! ****, this is a red-letter day. A coup d’etat, to coin the Norman phrase. 1) But, but… um, Sire, it’s a big hit. The whole village is singing it. 2) Oh, they...

Be careful or six of your best friends will be carrying you by the handles. I like what you’re saying, keep talking. My Kind Of Town. When I was a kid, he caught me stealing hubcaps off his car. And he said, ‘Kid, don’t steal the hubcaps, steal the car.’ When your opponent’s sitting there holding...

–Marian, what are you doing in that costume? –Living in it. –You never wrote. –I don’t how. 1. You never liked me much. 2. You’re Rob’s lady. 1. Go on, say it! 2. You’re Rob’s lady. If…you’d been mine I never would have left you. I love you more than God. I never mean to hurt you, and yet it’s all...

And I am a man of my word. honor integrity Honour is the gift man gives to himself Never underestimate the healing power of hatred. owner, producer, artist, …god You’re very fine to me Mary MacGregor Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Rob Roy’: Quotes from the movie ‘Rob Roy’

–He’s dead! –Who is this guy? –This is Eddie Bartlett. –I don’t trust you. –Looks like you need a little watchin’ yourself. –Sounds like a basis of a good partnership. –You must be quite a guy back home. –I do all right. He used to be a big shot. I could never figure it out. I knew you when you...

Better a Redfish than a dead fish. Bye-Bye, B.B. Everything will work out, if you let it. I can’t believe you never heard of Alice Cooper! Don’t you read T-shirts? LA?! What the hell are we doin’ in Loisiana?!?!!!!!!! LA?! What the hell are we doin’ in Louisiana???!!!!!!! The band makes it rock,...

*TAGLINE* When all you have left is just one last chance…. pray that he’s out there…. SOMEWHERE! Do you think you’re the only one that’s suffered? We’ve all been through it in here. Be we haven’t given up. We’re still human beings, with dignity. But you, you’re out there with the garbage. You’re...

Kyle: It’s not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off, cause it’s your dog, get it? #1) Are you going to pass that doobie or what? #2) Doobie? (blind lady)Do not roll your eyes at me! (dog)Hey Jack! Have that bitch make me some blue-berry pancakes…right now!...

I don’t mind being drafted, but not as ammunition. It’s Always You. Next time I bring Sinatra! Rockabye Baby. You Lucky People, You. You’re Dangerous. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Road to Zanzibar’: Quotes from the movie ‘Road to Zanzibar’

An erection is the flagpole on your grave (banging spoon) Meat and taters! Meat and taters! Meet and tators! As day follows night, one truth is undeniable – behind every shining fortune lurks the shadow of a lie. That’s what business is. Dr. Kellogg: Give this man 15 gallons of yogurt! Will: 15...

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