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i like being nice If you win this one, you’ll be the champions of the world. they can take away the cheers….. my mama went to new mexico to look for a new papa were you ever married? was once to the original rebel. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘.45’: Quotes from the movie ‘.45’

Bobby? Is that you? Come on champ…round two! Look out…Flying pot…Baseball bat in the garbage.. momma’s home cooking coming to get you!! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘*batteries not included’: Quotes from the movie ‘*batteries not included’

Good War quotes: Best famous quotes about War Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. – John F. Kennedy We have war when at least one of the parties to a conflict wants something more than it wants peace. – Jeane J. Kirkpatrick No country can act wisely simultaneously in...

Good quotes about War: Some of the best great quotes about War I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. – John Adams John Dalton’s records, carefully preserved for a century, were destroyed during the World War II bombing of Manchester. It is...

–Am I dead? –I can’t tell, you always look that way. –Can’t you suppress it somehow? –Frighten me. –I can’t, I haven’t got a mirror. –Experience is the best teacher. –Oh, experience is the best teacher, huh? –Naturally, and I’m a Ph.D. –I’ll have a lemonade…in a dirty glass. After loosing an...

–How much do you want? –Two hundred dollars. –Okay. Deal. –Could I have had more? –You’ll never know. –So what brings you guys to the middle of nowhere? –We’re bank robbers. –You understand? You understand? –Yes. -Can he keep a secret? -He’s my son. -Do you think sticking a gun at my head is gonna...

Here’s another good inspirational story: And A Meadow Lark Sang “The child whispered, ‘God, speak to me’ And a meadow lark sang. The child did not hear. So the child yelled, ‘God, speak to me!’ And the thunder rolled across the sky But the child did not listen. The child looked around and said,...

Here’s another good inspirational story: A Little Boys Temper There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over...

Here’s another good inspirational story: How Rich Are We? One day a father and his rich family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose to show him how poor people can be. They spent a day and a night on the farm of a very poor family. When they got back from their trip, the...

*A camel groans and Orville and Jeff cling to each other in fear* Jeff: What’s that? *They see the camel* Orville: Geez, what’s the matter with you? It’s only a kangaroo. –Get out, when they’re dead, they’re dead. –Not Aunt Lucy. She was a Republican. Ain’t Got A Dime To My Name. Constantly. Here...

(Altivio bites Tulio on the butt)Tulio: OW!! Miguel! Your horse bit me on the butt! 1) Maybe Cortez got here before us. 2) and what? took all the REALLY big rocks? The SCOUNDREL!! 1) oh come on, you’re BUYING your own CON! 2) at least I’m not DATING mine! 2) ooh, low low. 1)No, no!! We, uh…we want...

(1)What time is it? (2) Day time. –Do you always carry your medical record around with you? –Saves time. –I’ll give you a local. –No, thank you. –Do you enjoy pain? –Pain don’t hurt. –What am I supposed to do? –There’s always barber college. …but who is gonna save the town from YOU 1) What if...

1) I thought you were a nice guy 2) I am a nice guy, just a different kind of nice guy. 1)come on Gal..you can’t shoot me. Then you’d never know if you had to. (pulls trigger..nothing happens)whoops no bullets(guy jumps towards Gal) 2) Wrong wayd..there was a way.(shoots) I’m in charge now. I could...

A candle burning at both ends will not last the night, but oh my foes and oh my friends it makes a lovely sight. And I knew just as surely and just as clearly that life is not a work of art and that the moment could not last. And there could be no better place to learn than the Montana of my youth....

And I don’t know what you’re laughing about. I dont find it so funny Bob: I thought I were great! Can imagine trying to have a jump wi that on He’s a bit of a twat dont ya think? I don’t mean you can strip me naked or anythin like that make your own fucking tea. Rita: Ignore her sue shes a stuck up...

555-2121 555-3365 555-3365. The dream is always the same …and for God’s sake, get off the babysitter Great I have a midterm trig final tomorrow and I’m being chased by Guido: The Killer Pimp Porsche, there is no substitute. Are you ready for me… Ralph? Gee, your quick Jim, real quick, have you...

–Hey, Graham, you want some sushi? –No thanks. If I get a craving for mercury, I’ll eat a thermometer. –We’re the good guys. Why are we running? –We’re not running. We’re eluding. –Where are you from, sempai? Scotland Yard? –Scotland Backyard. Americans like to fix the blame. The Japanese fix the...

$20.00 for those of you who missed this wedding, don’t worry, I have decided that due to public demand, we will repeat our wedding on television tomorrow I am greater than Mohammed Ali! I’m Big Daddy! It is a Kaqwa way. I talk to them. They call me Big Daddy, sex champion! Uganda is for Ugandas....

1) Colonel McNally! Sorry to diturb you, sir. 2) You were told to, weren’t you, Lieutenant? 1) Yes sir. 2) Well, you would have been a lot sorrier if you hadn’t. 1.) I should have taken you this morning. 2.) You should’ve tried 1: You keep calling me Frenchy. I’m also half Mexican. 2: Well, which...

#1- I thought you were never going to say it. #2- Say what? #1- That you love me. #2- I said I’d arrest you. #1- It means the same thing, you know that. #1-A bum-legged old man and a drunk. That’s all you got? #2-That’s WHAT I got. #1-You’re not as smart as your brother, Joe. He sees Stumpy sitting...