Innocent English

1:Guess how many fingers i have. 2:uh, ten? 1:nope 8, and two thumbs. Can I get that ice cream now? Did you get ice cream? Hi Lynn’s boyfriend and Not Lynn. I’ve seen better acting in pornos. Jimmy, you’re goin’ down. Good-bye, Wheaties. Good-bye, Hollywood Squares. Good-bye, bling-bling. Michael...

(1) 1978, we`re going way back! So you say you`re the patient`s father? (2) Yep, Richard Morgan that`s me. (1) Man what is your secret? (1)Diet and exercise man! That`s all it takes! (2)No shit…You know, I`m not an idiot. (1)I’ve seen ’em before. I’ve been up there. (2)Nice try. The record rooms...

–How bad did you ding ’em? –Well, you might say as I broke a couple of the son ‘a bitches. –I’m a fearless man, but I’m scared to death of you. –Oh, no you’re not. But you oughta be. –You know what makes this bird go up? Funding makes this bird go up! –He’s right! No bucks, no Buck Rogers! 1) Hey,...

(Beverly talking to her father): Nothing happened, I’m still the same. All we were doing was making out. Besides, i just met him and i never go past second base with a guy i just met. Which means nothing below the waist, my waist not his. 1) Beverly, please marry me, because I’m shit without you....

(1) How’s yer rib? (2) Not so good…. How’s yer leg? (1) ’bout the same. they took my pinky Does this look like the behind of something that heehaws in the night? Well, does it??? Have you done this before? I’ve killed seventeen men! I wouldn’t lie to you Jake. You just said you did! Well that was...

–You’re the D.A.! –Wrong! They fired me. As a private citizen, I can kick anybody’s ass I want to. Back off or her boyfriend’s gonna need a paperbag when he fucks what’s left of her! I bet he shit his pants… I can’t wait to look. I gues a Beretta in the butt beats a butterfly in the boot, huh? I...

1) I’m gonna throw you into my mouth. 2) In your mouth? 1) In my mouth. 2) In your mouth? 1) Don’t worry. It’s large enough. 1-And this time, make sure the gloves come off. 2-Gloves, sir? 1-It’s a metaphor, hamhead! 1. Man did u fart? 2. Whoever smelt it delt it. 1. Whoever denyed it supplied it!...

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Good Time quotes: Best famous quotes about Time For disappearing acts, it’s hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. – Doug Larson The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever...

Good quotes about Time: Some of the best great quotes about Time Always remember that the future comes one day at a time. – Dean Acheson What then is time? If no one asks me, I know what it is. If I wish to explain it to him who asks, I do not know. – Saint Augustine Let him who would enjoy a good...

Here’s another good inspirational story: I know the Shepherd There was once a Shakespearean actor who was known everywhere for his one-man shows of readings and recitations from the classics. He would always end his performance with a dramatic reading of Psalm 23. Each night, without exception, as...

Here’s another good inspirational story: It Was In Your Eyes It was a bitter, cold evening in northern Virginia many years ago. The old man’s beard was glazed by winter’s frost while he waited for a ride across the river. The wait seemed endless. His body became numb and stiff from the frigid north...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Information Please When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember well the polished old case fastened to the wall. The shiny receiver hung on the side of the box. I was too little to reach the telephone, but...

–There are two kinds of people in this world, and you ain’t one of ’em. Be There. Butterflies. Drinkin’stein. God Won’t Get You. Goin’ Back To Heaven. I have other plans for my bisquit and it involves BUTTAH! let me hear all the horny women in the audience say, YEY Listen bright eyes I didn’t pick...

Don’t go build castles on quarter-acre lots. I was speaking metaphorically. It’s ain’t getting what you want, it’s wanting what you get. It’s not getting what you want, it’s getting what everybody else wants too. Put this damn case to rest for once and for all. Well, then consider it an offical...

Just kidding. stay hard don’t get push thrugh you will win We are each the keeper of our own souls. we shall speak of these matters now but we shall never speak of them again When you get where I am, you will know the rest. You marry me for my money, then you want to work. You’re the prince of...

–I had to do something to keep busy. besides, a first-rate joint like this can make three, four hundred thousand a year. –Is that net? –No, gross. –It’s so obvious, it’s bound to be a trap. –That is why you’ll never be a great detective, Cato. It’s so obvious that it could not possibly be a trap....

Fuck off, pal. I did not bring you here to America to fight in the street with fools! If you want to workout, you forgot your pants Only a Neeja, can stop a neeja. Only a neenja, can stop a neenja You got what I got, shit! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Revenge of the Ninja’: Quotes from the movie...

–Hey, wait! I’m only 15! I’m just a kid! –That’s not what it says here, Senator Wormser. 1.) We’re VIP’s. 2.) Very Immense Penises. 1.you can have the mic after i make this brief announcement….2. thats better 1. wet t-shirt contest, poolside, in 5 minutes!!! Back to paradise. Clap your hands...

(1) Are all nerds as good as you? (2) Yes, because all jocks think about is sports. All we think about is sex! (1) Remember, there’s 6,127 students at Adams, 58% of which are girls. (2) So, that’s 7,107.32 boobs. (1)Dean, we’ve got a big game coming up, and I don’t want my boys’ minds worried about...