Innocent English

MY POOR BABY BOY EATIN BY THE CROCIDILES BOO HOO HOO (percival)-Joanna Did You Take One Of My Eggs? (Joanna)- nuh uh nuh uh ( shakes head) ( Percival)- OPen ur Mouth….. (joanna)– BLAHHHHHHHHHHH 1) It’s stuck tight! 2) Stuck tight? You get that diamond out of there or you’ll never see the light of...

I love thinking about the red dress, the television, and YOU! When I’m out in the sun, I SMILE! I’m somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they’ll all like me. I’ll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It’s a reason to get...

(1973) 1)I’M SATAN! KING OF ALL THAT IS EVIL! 2)in the name god almighty, i cast the back to hell. 1) NEVER! THE GIRL IS MINE! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE! 2)don’t just stick your tounge out at me. 1) I’LL DO WHAT I DA** WELL PLEASE. 2) cut your cursing. 1) MAKE ME SLIMEBALL! 2) i am a preist! 1) OH...

(edited for TV version) Flip you, melonfarmer! 1) What about our relationship? 2) What? 1) Our relationship! 2) …Fuck that! 1: Awww! Dukie Wookie hurt his widdle hand! 2: Fuck you, Archie! Just for that you’re not in the gang anymore! 1: Credit is a sacred trust, it’s what our free society is...

#1- I love to see a fat guy score! #2- Why ? #1- Because look, you get a fat guy spike and then you get a fat guy dance !!! –You know what the difference is between a winner and a loser? –The score. 1) Fuck you, cockroach. 2) You’ll have to find your dick first, Shamu. 1. Aw shit! I forgot about...

‘Cause everything is rent. 1) Live in my house, I’ll be your shelter, just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Be my lover, I’ll cover you. 2) Open your door, I’ll be your tenant, don’t got much baggage to lay at your feet. But sweet kisses I’ve got to spare. I’ll be there and I’ll cover you....

(1)I’ve died and gone to Gomer Pyle’s house. (2)He’s a Marine, Bill. (1)My military experience is limitied to the day that I walked for hours in the rain from Arlington Cemetary to the White House carrying the name of a soldier who died needlessly in Vietnam. (2)Do you remember the soldier’s name?...

Assassination is the highest form of public service. I have taken the Emperor Smith’s gold I see the deadly hamburger has done its evil work. I’ll show you chop sakey If you do not breath correctly, you do not move correctly In Korea, door handles do not break. Perfection is a road, not a...

We are the Titans the mighty mighty Titans everywhere we go people wanna know who we are so we tell them we are the Titans the might might Titans. (Cheyrl) Coach your Hall of Famer in my book !(higs him and gives hiom a hug) (Coach): What about you, you goin’ to College? (Louie): No,not me sir. I...

D’Agosta-As for places open to the public, we may have someone on our hands that makes Jeffery Dahmer look like a cub scout. D’Agosta-As for places open to the public, we may have someone on our hands that makes Jeffrey Dahmer look like a cub scout. Frock-The Kai tribe, Lt., believed that headaches...

‘Tis the season, convict. -You’re sending me into an Indian casino dressed as a cowboy. Have you thought this through entirely? -It was either that or a ballerina. 1 – he loved you 2 – who wouldnt? 1)Now what do you say to Santa’s Dwarfs?2)You say thank you 555-1099. Ever since you started going to...

1. What do we do when we sleep? Group: Keep one eye on the sky. 1. What do we do when we wake? Group: Keep both eyes on the sky. 1. What do we do when thay come? Group: Dig hard, dig deep, run for shelter and never look back. C’mon, let me in. Y’ can make it easy, or y’ can make it VERY easy....

FOOD Have you ever eaten blowfish? ‘Cause I know this great blowfish place. I can read. If you do not disagree, you are understood to agree. Ritz. The big dripper and the little dripper We were in love once, a long time ago. And then we weren’t. You don’t remember how it was, but I do. Page Topic:...

#1 – Gary the last time you ate her cooking you had diarrhea for a week. #2 – You had diarrhea for a week Dad! #1- That’s not appropriate dinner conversation. EAT! #1)Uh, Gussie? #2)What? #1)When are we gonna open presents? #2)Presents? Is that what you said? Presents? I’ll tell you what. As soon...

–What as? –Gee, I don’t know. Comrades? 1/_Excuse me officer, these men have the legal right to assemble, that’s all they’re doing 2/_We know what they’re doing!!… what the hell you doin’?? 1/_Me? 2/_Yeah 1/_I write 2/_uh-uh… you WRONG!!! [fight breaks out] 1/_Geeze you look about 20 pounds lighter...

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Here’s a Super Monkey Ball 2.0 Iphone apps Review Here it is: The new iPod/iPhone 2.0 update with many easily obtainable applications! Out of hundreds of applications, there are many good ones and many bad ones. One of the best games that show off the iPod/iPhones’s accelerometer is Super Monkey...

Thinking about buying and downloading AquaForest for iPod Touch and iPhone? Here’s a quick review of AquaForest. The new update came out for the iPod Touch and the iPhone. This update enables both products to play many applications. So many people are browsing the App Store wondering what they...

–Don’t be a fool. I don’t want to kill you. –Try it. –No man may have me unless he’s beaten me in a fair fight. –So, the only man than can have you is one who has tried to kill you. That’s logic. BOY? BOY? I’m no mercenary. Nobody pays me. And if I think somebody owes me something, I take it. She...

By watching his eyes. Remember that. Don’t tell me what to think. I’ll take your orders about work but not about what to think. Some day you’ll turn around and I’ll be there…I’m gonna kill ya, Matt. Take ’em to Missouri, Matt. There are only two things that are better than a gun: a Swiss watch and...