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(1) Could you pass me the towel, please? (2) Sure. Sorry. (3) Just pretend I’m your sister. (4) [grins] I have two sisters. They don’t look like you. (1) Could you pass me the towel, please? (2) Sure. Sorry. (3) Just pretend I’m your sister. (4) [grins] I have two sisters. They don’t look like you....

#1 All right are you going to cut the shit. You were talking to that jazzball so long I was thinking of having my head shaved! #2 Could be good idea. #1 Come on, everybody knows the 44Magnum is the big boy on the block. Why do you think Dirty Harry uses it? #2 Who is Dirty Harry? #1 Danko. #2 Your...

Good Success quotes: Best famous quotes about Success Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure. – Joseph Heller Pray that success will...

Good quotes about Success: Some of the best great quotes about Success The toughest thing about success is that you’ve got to keep on being a success. – Irving Berlin Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. – Al Bernstein Success is the one unpardonable sin against...

1) Hey, Rebecca, you can’t just run off like that. 2) A man went in there. 1) Oh, everyone shares the same ones up here. I’ll take you to the one closer to your seat. 2) But a lady’s in there, too. 1) Huh? …okay, one of *those* flights. L – So, what do you do? J – Government overthrows, flashy...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Paid In Full A young man was getting ready to graduate from college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer’s showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted. As Graduation Day approached,...

(1)But you caught me….how did you catch me? (2)You had….disadvantages (1)Like… (2)Your insane. (1)He won’t stop. (2)Why not? (1)Because it makes him God. (1)He’s not collecting body parts. (2)Then why keep them? (1)He’s not keeping them, he’s eating them. (1)Reckon he’s in too big a hurry. (2)Nah,...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Pearls Jenny was a bright-eyed, pretty five-year-old girl. One day when she and her mother were checking out at the grocery store, Jenny saw a plastic pearl necklace priced at $2.50. How she wanted that necklace, and when she asked her mother if she would...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Puppies for Sale A store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read “Puppies For Sale.” Signs like that have a way of attracting small children and sure enough, a little boy appeared by the store owner’s sign. “How much are you going to sell the...

1) Well who *is* on our side? 2) Six hundred million screamin’ Chinamen. 3)I thought there was a billion screamin’ Chinamen. 2) There was. 1)Oh yeah..well whats the capital of Texas?…2) Austin..1) WRONG it’s Houston.. 1. All that hates gonna burn you up inside, boy. 2. It keeps me warm at night...

–The Iwo Jima Memorial? Is this where you tell me about duty and honor? –No. This is where I get my breakfast burrito. –What do you know about the CIA? –All I know is they’re a bunch of old fat white guys who fell asleep when this country needed them most. –Would I have to kill people? –Would you...

-Do you think the end of the world will come at night time? -Uh, at dawn. -I’ll bet you’d go to a hanging. -I guess it’s just my morbid personality. -Is this where you live? -Who lives? -Nobody talks to children. -No, they just tell them. A girl wants a man who is gentle and sweet and who doesn’t...

—Mrs. Danvers I want you to get rid of all these things —But these are Mrs. De-Winters things —I am Mrs. De-Winter now –Are you all right, darling? –Oh, yes. I’m all right. give me a chocolate….quick!! How do you do, Mr. de Winter? I put it there. I say marriage with Max is not a bed of roses, is...

-I wish I were creative. -You are. You’re great at creating difficult situations. -She wants me to marry her. -That’s normal. -I don’t want to. -That’s abnormal. -Why does a man leave his house three times on a rainy night and come back three times? -Maybe he likes the way his wife welcomes him...

…don’t talk to her like that, she’s not a child…We’ll she married one! 1)Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water or was it his in depth analysis of marky mark that justified sleeping with a cheesehead yuppy? 2)He’s not a cheesehead yuppy. 1) He’s the reason cliff’s notes...

–You want the good news first or the bad news? –Give me the bad news. –There’s no way out of here alive. –What’s the good news? –Doesn’t look as if we’re going to be here for long. Bob: do they want anything with the water? Nick: like what? Bob: I don’t know, crakers or something? Bob: they thought...

–Do you think that jerk Roy do a better job raising your boy than you? –At least Roy is his father. At least he has a chance of a normal life with him. –Normal? What’s not normal about getting on an airplane with your mom and go down to Rio with three million bucks? –Nobody uses Betamax...

(1)Are you going to miss your friends? (2) Well, no. I think I intimidate other kids. (1) Good boy. (1)Kent puts his name on his license plate. (2) My mother does the same this with my underwear. (1) Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit? How’s it feel to be frozen?!...

-Don’t you get it? Sinclair wants to kill me. End my life. So I’m dead! And buried inna ground an’ lil’ tiny bugs feastin’ on my ass! -No bugs are gonna feast on your ass!- -these damn allergies- -Me too, damn stupid allergies- -Unfair, bogus allergies- (Cries)-unfair Page cheating, blind ref,...

1-West is a bit strange, I’ll grant you that. 2-He’s a cancer, Allan. He’s not crazy. He’s dead. I must say, Dr. Hill, I’m VERY disappointed in you. You steal the secret of life and death, and here you are trysting with a bubble-headed coed. You’re not even a second-rate scientist! It died, twice....