Innocent English

We’re set to pop here, honey. (1)Why do you say you feel trapped in a man’s body? (2) Well, sometimes I get the menstrual cramps, real hard. …and over here you got yer favoritism. 1) Not a pretty name is it HI? 2) No, sir. That’s one bonehead name, but ain’t me no more. 1)I hope you just ain’t...

1) Black brother! 2) Black brother, hell! dreams I guess I always think things have more emphasis if they are big, somehow. I know ain’t nothing in this world as busy as you colored boys with your fraternity pins and white shoes I live the answer I’m going to see a man about a job In my mother’s...

he did and i did not it’s all my folte he died and i did notit’s all my folt I won’t give up, and I won’t break down. Jay: Look whatever it is, you cant leave! Terri: How Do I know you wont? Jay: Now its just a penny that thinks its lucky Jay: your a serious wierdo, you know that. Terri: What it’s...

(Rudy is reading from a letter) On seven prior occasions we have denied your claim in writing. We now deny it for the eighth and final time. You must be stupid, stupid, stupid. Sincerely…Everett Lufkin, vice-president of Claims. -Are you in over your head, son? -Absolutely. -Objection. Your honor,...

1) If you had a dollar, and you spent fifty cents, how much money would you have left? 2) (pause) About seventy. 1) Seventy cents? 2) Yeah. 3) So much for NASA. ***, how much is 4,343 times 1,234? 5359262…he’s a genius. –Am I using you, Raymond? –Yes. –How do you know this car? –It’s a 1949 Buick...

Indiana Jones: There’s a big snake in the plane, Jock! Jock: Oh, that’s just my pet snake Reggie. Indiana Jones: I hate snakes, Jock! I hate ’em! Jock: C’mon, show a little backbone, will ya? Professor of archeology, expert on the occult, and how does one say it? Obtainer of rare antiquities. #1 –...

Cause I’m a dyke Love is 3 minutes of squshy noises. Sane, Sane, Sane! SUCKER! The night of the prom. Seventy-three people died. A few of us survived, but, we never talked about that night… Will you please refrain from shooting my ass? With all do respect, lady, you are seriously bad shit. I am...

#1) C’mon, Penny, clearly, this man is an idiot. #2) Sir? #1) Yeah? #2) Wrong way. #1)I’m Claudette Katzenbak, the va-va-va-voom girl with the va-va-va-voom voice. Who the hell are you? #2)I’m Lt. Cross. The Chicago cop with the sh-sh-sh-short temper. #1)Look, I don’t know what you know, but I do...

Damnit Bobby, I’m gonna fuck you up! It was at a carnival that I realized that there was something…special about my brother. You see, he knew something that all kids know, only he knew more, a lot more. IT won’t be long now I can feel it.. I can’t tell ou yet.. But it won’t be long… Older Mike: We...

HARK WHO GOES THERE? IS IT THE KING APPROACHING I mean, how many people argue over oceans? I never forget that New Year’s Eve when Aunt Bea awakened me to watch 1944 come in. I’ve never forgotten any of those people or any of the voices we would hear on the radio. Though the truth is, with the...

There, ya ball ! *looks into ball on Christmas Tree* That’s a big Radio, Ms. Jones. Big Radio. –You want strawberry pie or apple pie? –I want both! -Coach, you reckon these are the boys that are gonna take us back to state? -If I was to tell you that, y’all wouldn’t have anything to talk about....

#1) Did you give Christian a little, A.A.? #2) A.A.? #3) Yeah, Attitude Adjustment. #1) Hey, we’re going ass-sliding, wanna come? #2) Ass-sliding with you guys? I wanna save my ass-sliding for someone special #1) Who? Katie? #2) Well, maybe. #1) How was it? #2) So easy, it was a joke. #1) I know...

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Good Society quotes: Best famous quotes about Society You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars. – Charles Kuralt Civilization is unbearable, but it is less unbearable at the top. – Timothy Leary Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be...

Good quotes about Society: Some of the best great quotes about Society This strange disease of modern life, with its sick hurry, its divided aims. – Matthew Arnold Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Sacrifice Play In Brooklyn, New York, Chush is a school that caters to learning disabled children. Some children remain in Chush for their entire school career, while others can be main streamed into conventional schools. At a Chush fund-raising dinner, the...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Shake It Off and Step Up A parable is told of a farmer who owned an old mule. The mule fell into the farmer’s well. The farmer heard the mule ‘braying’ — or whatever mules do when they fall into wells. After carefully assessing the situation, the farmer felt...

Here’s another good inspirational story: “SHMILY” My grandparents were married for over half a century, and played their own special game from the time they had met each other. The goal of their game was to write the word “shmily” in a surprise place for the other to find. They took turns leaving...

A man’s acts may be cruel while he himself is not cruel. Among the gods, divinity, your humor is unique. Burn a city in order to create an epic? That’s carrying the principle of art for art’s sake too far. My new Rome, to rise in gleaming white beauty, master gem of the world’s crown. It shall have...

– I’m just trying to imagine what Kant would make of this. – I dont think he’d have a problem with it –Don’t do this to me. It’s humiliating. –For seventy grand, Herb, you can afford to be humiliated. –I know you’re lying. –Bluffing. The word is bluffing. 1/ Dad, Have you ever watched these TV...