Innocent English

(1)I won’t sully my hands with him. (2)Nor should you. That’s the first rule of politics, isn’t it? The man who orders the execution never drops the blade! (1)It’s nothing but an encyclopedia of perversions. One man killed his wife after reading them. (2)It’s a fiction, not a moral treatise. 1)Then...

-Ah ha. Legendary Sharps. -You know your weapons. It’s a lever-action, breech-loader. Usual barrel length’s thirty inches. This one has an extra four. It’s converted to use a special forty-five caliber, hundred and ten grain metal cartridge, with a five-hundred forty grain paper patch bullet. It’s...

1. I saw him today, as I passed by the chapel, a tall handsome man. 2. If you passed the pub as quickly as you passed the chapel, you’d be better off…you little squint! 1. So you can talk. 2. I can, I will, and I do! 1. Would like some water with your whisky? 2. When I want whisky, I’ll drink...

Even an opinion is a form of action. He wasn’t like those noisy bastards down at the Continetial, he was a quiet American I can’t say when I fell in love with Vietnam I offer no point of view, I take no action, I don’t get involved I should have seen that saving a country, and saving a woman, would...

–Had you studied game theory in school? –I was sick that day. Broken hand? Broken nose? The first time I met you, you got shot in the head…I say things are looking up. He thinks SEC regulations are like bedtime reading. I got something you want. And I’ll make a deal. It’s quicksand. You’re sinking...

(1) You’ve got a gun. Shoot them. (2) I want to, but they’re fur brained. I’d need some kind of permit, wouldn’t I? (1)I said we’re closed, Bozo. (2) I wouldn’t . . . and that’s Mr. Bozo, okay? –At least give me the women. –Get your own women! –I was in Nam with a jerk like you. –Oh, boy. –It was...

I’m so damned fast I can wake up at the crack of dawn, rob two banks, a train and a stage coach, shoot the tail feathers off a duck’s ass at 300 feet, and still be back in bed before you wake up next to me. Kid: Is it possible? Is it possible to improve on perfection? (1)Last night it was The Kid...

(1)Eh, you’re better off without him. He walks funny. He even looks funny. People throw darts at him. (2)How can you be so cold-blooded? (1)Easy, I’m a reptile. (1)Panic sweeps across the land! (2)Precisely. (1)My plan is perfect! (2)Precisely. (1)Without the sword, Arthur is vulnerable....

I am a noble by nature but you may call me marius. *she walks into the bar* you fell away..what more can i say.the feelings evolved..i wont let it out..i cant replace you screaming face, feeling the sickness inside..why wont you die..your blood in mine..we’ll be fine..then your body will be mine 1)...

BELL BOY! BELL BOY!!!! Bollocks…fuck off BOSS: A lot of young men would give their eye teeth for a job like this. JIMMY: Oh yeah, well find one then. BOSS: I beg your pardon? JIMMY: I said find one then. Cause d’you know what you can do with your job? You can take it, and your eye teeth, and your...

I almost got mugged on the subway. Where were you pricks when I needed you? I don’t care if a man is black, white, green or polka-dot or if his family thre him in the garbage at birth or if he started wearing women’s clothes at fourteen. If he breaks the law and it crosses my desk, he pays for it....

1) And when he got cross-checked in the third period,he remembered. He zero’d in on that little puck, and damned near took his head off. 2) I guess thier kid plays hockey. 1) You play sports Russel, 2) I used to bowl when I was an alcaholic, 1) Did it help 1) Hey, you brought your own chair. (looks...

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Good Science quotes: Best famous quotes about Science You cannot feed the hungry on statistics. – Heinrich Heine Nobody climbs mountains for scientific reasons. Science is used to raise money for the expeditions, but you really climb for the hell of it. – Edmund Hillary We seem to have a compulsion...

Good quotes about Science: Some of the best great quotes about Science Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts. – Henry B. Adams When I investigate and when I discover that the forces of the heavens and the planets are within...

It was right then that I started thinking about Thomas Jefferson on the Declaration of Independence and the part about our right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. And I remember thinking how did he know to put the pursuit part in there? That maybe happiness is something that we can...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Surviving 81st Floor of World Trade Tower Two September 11, 2001 (Tuesday) – For all victims of the terrorism tragedy in the United States of America. * A testimony of God’s hand of protection amidst tragedy * by the Editors of Religion Today Tuesday, Sept....

Here’s another good inspirational story: Thanks For The Thorns Sandra felt as low as the heels of her Birkenstocks as she pushed against a November gust and the florist shop door. Her life had been easy, like a Spring breeze. Then in the fourth month of her second pregnancy, a minor Automobile...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Cranberry Sauce and Pumpkin Pie Turkeys and cornucopias and pilgrim hats. Seasoned stuffing hot from the oven. Creamed onions, cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie. Uncles and aunts and cousins to play with. Grandmothers and grandfathers with family gathered...

1. Im just trapped here. 2. Usafoovuvahead MORRIS: Well, not if I’m with my other babes. That wouldn’t be cool. I don’t want to break their hearts, and you know how I feel abouy that. So we ought to have like, a signal. JEROME: A password. MORRIS: Okay. What’s the password? JEROME: You got it....