Innocent English

dusty: what are you gonna do tonite bestfriend: im gonna sit right cheer and finsih down this 6 pack, go out on the town, go find me a fiiiiinne lookin women, a wife for a nite Earl! What are you doing? Earl: I just wanted to feel like I was out in California. Funny little thing about that white...

(about to be tortured) 1-Do you know how much pain $10,000 can buy? 2-Is this question true or false, or multiple choice? (Guy 1:)- I come in Peace. (Guy 2:)- And you go in pieces,asshole. *bang* *bang* *bang* 1) Go with God. 2) God’s gonna sit this one out. 1- There is a limit to revenge you know....

–What the hell did you buy for 500 dollars? –Jokes. 1) Japanese people piss me off you know why? *picks up boombox* Feel how heavy this shit is! 1) Stop the honking stop the honking! I can’t just run the old lady down! I hope this is for a sore shoulder I’ve been coming down here for 18 months. 18...

(Talking to himself) What am I looking for? Tell me. Talk to me. Talk to me. Talk to me. What’s very food? 1) How’s work? 2) Business is very food. Healthy Choice and American Airlines got together and put this promotion. I don’t like myself sometimes. Can you help me? People are just crazy in this...

1. Are you threating me? 2. Yes. 1. That wasent good, your dead! Gee, it really does look like Hawaii here. I have a love in my life. And it makes me stronger than anything you can do to me. I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine. i’m so horny, BARRY, i want...

*Tagline*__ For each of man’s evils, a special demon exists 1/ God damn you!! God damn you!!!! 2/ He already has son, he already has! 1/ You sure the animals will be ok?___ 2/ The animals will be fine, it only kills what it’s called upon to kill, that and whatever gets in it’s way 1/_Something is...

and my I suggest you stay with your boyfriend….the non-retarded one And the world said no guidance counselor: How retarded is he? Caroline: retarded, retarded. I need to leave the lambchops. It feels like everything inside of me is shattered…like a broken mirror What makes the moon change? –I don’t...

….this is happy hairy hard on telling you to eat your cereal with a fork, and do your homework, in the dark…. …the scary secret, is being young is sometimes worse than being dead…. 1/ What’s up? 2/ Ummmm, I was looking for some stamps 1/ You gunna write your friends back east? 2/ No, I’m gunna send...

#1 What did it say? #2 Cresswood is a maggot pusswod. being in a screwed up place at a screwed up time does not nessisarily mean you’re screwed up. Being young is sometimes less fun than being dead. Even if I did have a car, all I could do is drive to the local mall, maybe play some fuckin’ video...

nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that’s when motherfuckers get accidentally shot. Sewer rats may taste like punkin’ pie, but I wouldn’t know ‘cuz I don’t eat the filthy motherfuckers. Well, the thing on my mind right now isn’t the good coffee in my cup, it’s the dead nigger...

Everybody loves to have their picture took. Everybody. If there’s one thing I know, people aren’t human when there’s enough money involved. It doesn’t matter what people say unless you believe them. Just like everybody else in New York, making the most out of what she has. Nobody does what I do....

–Norman, what’s wrong? –It’s starting again. At least my customers have a good time! What’d yours get Bates, hah? Death, that’s what they got! Death! Murdered by you, ya looney!! Don’t humour me! I’m telling you there was a note, on that wheel, from my dead mother! I am not your mother, I am MARY!...

1: Hey, is it true you’re going to Europe at the end of the summer? 2: No, we just have a Swedish exchange student living with us. 1: Oh, I heard you were going to Denmark. 2: Where’d ya get that idea? 1: I heard you were going there to have some sort of an operation. 2: An operation? 1: Yeah, I...

‘She might have fooled me, but she didn’t fool my mother.’ –I was born into mine. I don’t mind it anymore. –Oh, but you should. You should mind it. –I do…but I say I don’t. –Wouldn’t it better if you put her…someplace? –You mean an institution? A madhouse? People always call a madhouse ‘someplace’,...

#1. Oh, I get it, you want to ‘date’ me. #2. Emirs don’t date. #1. What kind of place is this? #2. It must be one of those Gay-Arab-Biker-Sushi-Bars! and I’ll be watching you like a hawk. I have the napkins that match your hat…isn’t that great? I want to let everyone know that this is absolutely...

1#Come here. If you were a soul, where would you hide? 2#The hell away from you. And of course some of them do come to me eventually, for although heaven may be closed I am always open…even on Christmas and two hells is one hell too many Catherine: Are you an angel. Lucifer: I am the first angel....

Gabriel: In the end there is still the Word everywhere, in Heaven and it’s angels, in the Earth, and the stars. Even in the darkest part of the human soul. It was there the Word burned brightest and for a moment I was blinded. I even learned how to drive. I’m not afraid of you! Zothael: You should...

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1.)You promised!! 2.) Soon, soon, Don’t be a pest about it. 1.) Never trust a fucking angel. Did you ever notice how in the bible, whenever God needed to punish someone, make an esample, or whenever God needed a killing, He sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like?...

Good Religion quotes: Best famous quotes about Religion Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear. – Thomas Jefferson It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil....