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Movie Quotes from Man Who Fell to Earth, The: Quotes from the movie Man Who Fell to Earth, The
1) I’ve seen those things we’ve all seen and that’s for theorists, I’m a scientist. 2)Well I’m not a scientist, but I know all things begin and end in eternity. Slow down Arthur, stick to thirty. You Have To Believe It To See It. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Man Who Fell to Earth, The’: Quotes...
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A modern miracle. Pictures that not only move, but they speak. Mr. Thalberg? Unless I suffer, how can I make the public believe me? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Man of a Thousand Faces’: Quotes from the movie ‘Man of a Thousand Faces’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Young Sherlock Holmes: Quotes from the movie Young Sherlock Holmes
You are sitting in a room with a north-southen view and a bear walks by. What color is the bear? It’s the north pole. It’s a white bear it’s a polar bear The games afoot Ehtar, Holmes. Ehtar. Elementary, my dear Holmes…Elementary. I’ll be waiting for you. And you’ll be late, as always… Never...
Read more →Movie quotes from Thief of Bagdad, The, Things Are Tough All Over and Third Day, The. Great Movie quotes and lines.
Everything is possible when seen through the eyes of youth. I just made a killing in the market – I shot my butcher. Love me now. Page Topic: Movie quotes from Thief of Bagdad, The, Things Are Tough All Over and Third Day, The. Great Movie quotes and lines.
Read more →Movie Quotes from Man Called… Rainbo, A: Quotes from the movie Man Called… Rainbo, A
Hung like a donkey tim. my nae is la lloyd. with three l’s Wanna poke? What’s a Repelican? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Man Called… Rainbo, A’: Quotes from the movie ‘Man Called… Rainbo, A’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Man Called Sarge, A: Quotes from the movie Man Called Sarge, A
1: She’s an S-C-R-E-T A-G-N-E-N-T. 2: Scret Agnent?!? 1: Wait…S-…oh… S-E-C-R-E-T A-G-E-N-T !!! 2: SECRET AGENT?!?! 1: Right !!! Five brave Americans against one sour Kraut. May I come in? World War II, NOT the sequel Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Man Called Sarge, A’: Quotes from the movie ‘Man...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Young Guns II: Quotes from the movie Young Guns II
(1)Hello Bob! (2)Aw, shit. [(1) Fires eighteen dimes from a shotgun into the chest of (2)] (1) Best dollar-eighty I ever spent! (Sarcasticly) I’m a school teacher from the city of New York, HOwdy Doc How’s your drawers? 1) Encumbered by idgits, we pressed on. 2) That’s very good. I like that. 1)...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Young Guns: Quotes from the movie Young Guns
#1- Alex this may be your last chance to handle John’s case. #2- Active participation in a gun battle would negate my life insurance policy, I can’t do that. (1)So shows the snowy dove trooping with crows… As yonder lady order her fellow’s chose…(2)Pardon me? (1) Uh… That’s poem. I’m a poet. I...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Young Frankenstein: Quotes from the movie Young Frankenstein
Ovaltine?! #1- Does that mean, you love me? #2- You bet your boots it does. #1- Oh my only love. #2- Taffeta darling. #1- Taffeta sweetheart. #1- Goodnight. #2- Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring? #1- No, thank you. #2- Some warm milk…. perhaps? #1- No thank you very much. No...
Read more →Movie quotes from Taste of Honey, A, Taste the Blood of Dracula and Tattoo. Great Movie quotes and lines.
It’s your life. Ruin it in your own way. Oh, Jo, why can’t you learn from my mistakes? It takes half your lifetime to learn from your own. You cant come in here! I ALREADY HAVE… A tatoo isn’t something you put on or take off just like sunglasses. It’s a very important decision. Page Topic: Movie...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Main Event, The: Quotes from the movie Main Event, The
1. Hey Percy, where’s the bathroom? 2. Outside 1. Outside where? 2. Outside anywhere Man, you is the dumbest white guy I know. You’re treating me like an object. You think I’m a girl? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Main Event, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Main Event, The’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Mahogany: Quotes from the movie Mahogany
Do you know where you’re going to? Let me tell you something… Success is nothing… NOTHING!!! Without someone you love to share it with. Success is nothing without someone you live to share it with. success means nothing Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Mahogany’: Quotes from the movie ‘Mahogany’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Magnificent Ambersons, The: Quotes from the movie Magnificent Ambersons, The
In that town, in those days, all the women who wore silk or velvet knew all the other women who wore silk or velvet. And everybody knew everybody else’s family horse and carriage. The only public conveyance was the streetcar. A lady could whistle to it from an upstairs window, the car would halt at...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Young Einstein: Quotes from the movie Young Einstein
…Now all I have to do is split this atom… Where did I put that chisel? 1) Preston Preston’s building a machine to split beer atoms! He’s using your formula! 2) Oh, NO! 1. Well, [yawning] I think I’ll go to bed [stares suggestively] 2. Good night! Close family. Pleased to meet you, Keenly! Sigmund!...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Young At Heart: Quotes from the movie Young At Heart
bustin things up, thats my speed, but one thing’s a saving grace:i always end up at the bottom of the pile It’s a fine thing.. Minute a fella’s back is turned, you hang up curtains. It’s a fine thing.. Minute a fellow’s back is turned, you hang up curtains. It’s homes like these that are the...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Magic Garden of Stanley Sweetheart, The: Quotes from the movie Magic Garden of Stanley Sweetheart, The
–Hi. –No, but we’re getting there. Just be, man. Just be. Tell me a story. Time to make a turn. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Magic Garden of Stanley Sweetheart, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Magic Garden of Stanley Sweetheart, The’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Madness of King George, The: Quotes from the movie Madness of King George, The
Fox: Do you enjoy all this flummery, Mr.Pitt? Pitt: No, Mr.Fox. Fox: Do you enjoy anything, Mr.Pitt? Pitt: A balance sheet, Mr.Fox. I enjoy a good balance sheet. George 3rd: Push off, you fat turd! Good evening Mrs King……. good evening Mr King I shall try a fart……. king: I am the king! Willis: No,...
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