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(BOB) Are you alright? What is it? (GEORGE) Rain. (BOB) Real rain? (BOB) Do you admit that on the night of May 1, you did consciously and willfully apply the following FORBIDDEN colors to the Pleasantville Town Hall: Red, Pink, Vermillion, Puce, Chartreuse, Umber, Blue, Aqua, Ox Blood, Green,...

Good Peace quotes: Best famous quotes about Peace It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. – Andre Gide The pursuit of peace and progress cannot end in a few years in either victory or defeat. The...

Good quotes about Peace: Some of the best great quotes about Peace I believe in the religion of Islam. I believe in Allah and peace. – Muhammad Ali If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon shots. – Napoleon Bonaparte One cannot subdue a man by holding back his...

–I’m with the FBI! –What do you want? –I want you to let go of my neck! 1)Dr. Eugene Sands? 2)How do you know my name? 1)Took an interest. 2)I’m sorry, you are? 1)Oh, I’m sorry. Raymond Blossom. 2)You gonna hurt me? 1)You asking because you’re afraid or because you want me to? 2)Just trying to plan...

‘Joan, you can’t talk about music! Talkin’ about music is like dancing about architecture.’ So I said, well, alright, FINE, if you’re gonna get all philosophical about it, you could say that about any number of things. Love, for instance. And my friend laughed, and he said ‘Definitely, most...

Here’s another good inspirational story: The Meadow It was a warm breezy summer day in July and a perfect day for a walk. My first thought was to go to the meadow, a place where I feel comfortable and secure as if God’s hands are around me. The meadow is a place where you can see all of God’s...

Here’s another good inspirational story: The Parable of the Push-Ups There was a boy by the name of Steve who was attending school in Utah. Brother Christianson taught at this particular school. He had an open-door policy and would take in any student that had been thrown out of another class as...

Here’s another good inspirational story: The Parable Of The Two Screws Once upon a time there were two screws fastening a vital part of a gasoline engine. One of the screws was haughty and proud of it’s shining head. The second screw was quiet, intent only on doing its job to the best of its...

‘Further Bond Losses Push Dow Down 7.15.’ I see Connery as Bond. –Bruce Willis. –No. Not Bruce Willis. Not Kevin Costner. This is an innocent woman fighting for her life. –Julia Roberts. –I don’t go to movies. –Why not? –Life is too short. –So it’s kind of a psychic political thriller comedy with a...

First Time Ever I Saw Your Face. Just dropped by to carve up your wardrobe and your cleaning lady. Misty. Misty…for lonely lovers on a cool, cool night…and, especially for Evelyn. There’s a spot in each day just about your size. What do you think of the concept? The unstructured, the loosey-goosey...

1) I just don’t like you (PUNCH) 2) I don’t like you either I got beat by a fag. If a man builds a 1000 bridges and sucks one cock, that doesnt make him a bridge builder it makes him a cock sucker…. Just leave the top down so I can get some sun Vince Boudreau: If a man builds a thousand bridges and...

(Allan)I got into a fight. I hit one guy in the knee with my nose; another one I snapped my chin down on his fist. (Allan)Nothing a little whiskey and soda couldn’t fix. (Allan)You have the most…eyes. (Bogie)Now move closer. (Allan)How close? (Bogie)The length of your lips. (Allan)That’s very...

‘Rejoice O young man in thy youth… –Ecclescastes (CHRIS) I volunteered. (KING) You WHAT? Say ‘gain. (CHRIS) Yeah, I dropped out of college and told ’em I wanted nfantry, combat, and Nam … 1.Yall take a look at this lump of $h1t!Remember what it looks like. You f*ck up in a fire fight and I gd...

#1. What tribe are you from? #2. United States Air Force. (1) I see the way she looks at you. (2) She’s a chimpanzee! (Sticker on back of wagon)I’ll give up my gun when they take it from my cold dead paw. –Doctor, I’d like to kiss you goodbye. –All right, but you’re so damned ugly. –We thought you...

And I really don’t care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn’t fucking there. And I really didn’t care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I...

–This is the most fantastic story I’ve ever heard. –And every word of it’s true, too. –That’s the fantastic part of it. 1/_I saw a flying saucer! 2/_Saucer?! You mean the kind from up there? 1/_Yeah… or it’s counterpart… it was shaped like a huge cigar… 1/_I’ve never seen you in this mood before....

Between the act and the deed lies a world of difference. Goodbye, George. I’ll be seeing you. I hope you find a better world than this. I’m in trouble, George. Bad trouble. So long, kid. Tell mama. Tell mama all. You’ll have to go now, son. Come on, son. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Place In The...

#1 fry what the hell was that? #2 we’re too heavy in the ass! #1. What does it look like? #2. It looks clear. (#1 gets up, and an alien creature swoops out!) #1. You said it was clear!!! #2. I said it LOOKS clear. #1. What does it look like now?? #2. It looks clear. (creature jumps out at them)...

Do us a favor… I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try not to do anything… stupid. He is by far one of the worst pirates ever ! The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate...