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Movie quotes from Surf Nazis Must Die, Surrender and Survival Game. Great Movie quotes and lines.
Taste some of Mama’s home cookin’, Adolf! You’re outnumbered now, Nazi. Two against one. I make it a policy never to have sex before the first date. Now, Mike, let’s start with the drugs and work our way up to the kidnapping and murder. Page Topic: Movie quotes from Surf Nazis Must Die, Surrender...
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Houseguests from hell! How would you murder someone? Jessie, you wouldn’t happen to have any good scotch? Now I want you to get your gold digging lilly white ass out of my house! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Madhouse’: Quotes from the movie ‘Madhouse’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Made in Heaven: Quotes from the movie Made in Heaven
Elmo:I was hoping I’d see you again. Allison: Here I am. Elmo: What would you like to do? Allison: Everything. Elmo: I’d like to marry you. Allison: According to heaven, we already are. Emmett: How’d you find me? Mike: The cigarettes. You’re the only one around here who smokes. Emmett: Damn it. Now...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Mad Love: Quotes from the movie Mad Love
1.Can you see me? 2.yeah 1.Well take a good look because it’s the last time you ever will 1.if you had the choice to know, or not to know when you were going to die, what would you choose? 2.You don’t have anything planed for the near future do you? 1.No i’m serious. 2.Then not to know i guess....
Read more →Movie Quotes from You, Me and Marley: Quotes from the movie You, Me and Marley
can anyone tel me the song from the movie & how sings it can i buy this film Does anyone know where you can get this movie to buy? fucking shocking cant find this film anywere Hi Mate i tried to buy this to it was filmed in manchester. sad that the bbc showed it on bb2 in 1992. but if you send a...
Read more →Movie Quotes from You So Crazy: Quotes from the movie You So Crazy
As much as I would like to do each and every woman here tonight, you can’t do everybody…because some of you don’t wash your ass! Some of you know who you are right now, pussy smellin’ like bacon-bits! Women, you gotta wash and scrub your ass! You don’t go from the back to the front, you gotta go...
Read more →Movie Quotes from You Only Live Twice: Quotes from the movie You Only Live Twice
-But this is extortion! -Extortion…is my business. -I’ve got you now. -Well, enjoy yourself. -The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army. You can watch it all on TV. It’s the last program you’re likely to see. -Well, if I’m gonna be forced to watch television, may I...
Read more →Movie Quotes from You Only Live Once: Quotes from the movie You Only Live Once
Anywhere’s our home. Every man, at birth, is endowed with the nobility of a king. The strain of the world soon makes him forget even his birthright. Perhaps, that’s why they invented death. Just to give us another chance at remembering who we were before we are born again. Get a big kick out of it!...
Read more →Movie Quotes from You Nazty Spy!: Quotes from the movie You Nazty Spy!
–I’ll keep this. –Oh, a bookkeeper. Any resemblance between the characters in this picture and any persons, living or dead, is a miracle. Minister of Propaganda – Specialist in Lies and Bunk. Moronica must expand. Our motto shall be ‘Moronica for Morons!’ There’s no money in peace. If the king...
Read more →Movie quotes from Stranger, The, Strangers When We Meet and Strapless. Great Movie quotes and lines.
‘Course, he’s changed some. Being buried in the earth does that. Well, who but a Nazi would deny that Karl Marx was a German because he was a Jew? We’re like kids again. Let them stay up on their own…They shouldn’t stay up, but they do. Page Topic: Movie quotes from Stranger, The, Strangers When We...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Macon County Jail: Quotes from the movie Macon County Jail
Around the bend. dike dike dike dike It’s alright. Just my luck. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Macon County Jail’: Quotes from the movie ‘Macon County Jail’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Lydia: Quotes from the movie Lydia
If I can’t have all there is, I don’t want any of it. If i could only have the world, I’d buy a house of diamonds! No one can really see what he loves. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Lydia’: Quotes from the movie ‘Lydia’
Read more →Movie Quotes from You Got Served: Quotes from the movie You Got Served
*Tonight then baby boy? *Yeah tonight, and I ain’t your baby boy! *you suckas just make sure you be there! *Yeah, we’ll see who the sucka is! Anything hot and chocolate you know you cant go wrong Because today, you suckahs got served chatter chatter, chitt chitt dj, drop it like its hot i cant...
Read more →Movie quotes from Stalking Moon, The, Stand by Me: Aids Day Benefit and Stanley and Iris. Great Movie quotes and lines.
–You won’t hear him. –I’ll hear him. –It doesn’t happen that way. He just comes. i will be on the other side relaxing with my thoughts do you use your left hand or your right hand to do that? I like you, Iris, just as much as I love you. Teach me to read. Page Topic: Movie quotes from Stalking...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Lovers and Other Strangers: Quotes from the movie Lovers and Other Strangers
Comin’ thru to me. Don’t look for happiness, it will only make you miserable. I never hit a woman in my life till I met you. Keeping free. So what’s the story? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Lovers and Other Strangers’: Quotes from the movie ‘Lovers and Other Strangers’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Love Me Tender: Quotes from the movie Love Me Tender
‘Love Me Tender’ Clint thinks the sun rises and sets with you. We’re gonna move. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Love Me Tender’: Quotes from the movie ‘Love Me Tender’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Yentl: Quotes from the movie Yentl
FATHER: Who is strong? Come on…BOY: Ummmm…’NAME’: HE WHO CONTROLS HIS PASSIONS! Husband and wife can be friends? I trust God will understand. I’m not so sure about the neighbors. Papa, can you here me? Picture books for women. Sacred books for men. TAILOR: Take them off.YENTL: Why? What’s wrong...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Yellowbeard: Quotes from the movie Yellowbeard
-Mansell? Are you hit? -No sir. -Damn 1: Betrayin’s all part of piratin’. If you don’t know that you’re not even close to being a pirate, Prawn of my loins, my foot! 2: What? 1: You’re either born a pirate or not! It’s in the blood Dan, and it’s not in your blood or you’d have betrayed me long ago!...
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