Innocent English

‘Alright Alex, I have a big job for you. I want you to stay here and protect the car.’ ‘Protect the car? Come on, dad. Just because I’m a kid, it doesn’t mean I’m stupid.’ ‘I know.’ ‘Honey, what are you doing? These guys don’t use doors!’ ‘It’s just a chest. No harm ever came from opening a...

From now on. I may be young but Doc can tell you, I’m very immature. The point is you only go around once. So, like the Zen say: be here now. Till it shines. You must think positively. Are you positive your mother’s a bitch? You’re falling in love with one of your patients? (pauses) Doc! It’s not...

(1) We’re gonna eat a dolphin. (2) No, no, we’re gonna pet a dolphin. (1) Oh yea, we’re gonna pet a dolphin. (shouting) Goodnight, Lance! Goodnight, Rico! …and in the mornin, I’m makin’ waffles! 1) I’m gonna buy you a present! 2) Chainsaw?! 1)…Or a book, but something really nice! 1) We’re gonna...

–Inventive way of dispensing justice. –It’s an integral part of the job. –Max, I’m shot! –We go where the case takes us. –Not if it takes you here, you don’t –What’d Timms have to say? –He said the cornerstone of civilization was human sacrifice. A hundred die so that a thousand may live. Gamma...

1) A man’s attitude… a man’s attitude goes some ways toward how a man’s life will be. Is that somethin’ you agree with? 2) Sure. 1) Now… did you answer cause you thought that’s what I wanted to hear or did you think about what I said and answer cause you truly believe that to be right? 1) Good...

(Throws shoe at horse)- I’m Working on IT! **singin** We’ll have u..washed and dryed..primped and polished till u glow with pride.. -Any questions? -Yeah.Does this dress make me look fat? *slaps him* Ow!! …..DIZAZTA…. 1) Boy, that was close. 2) No, that was vile! You owe me big! 1) I saw that. 2)...

#1: What would you have me do? #2: Kill Claudio. #1: Not for the wide world. #2: You kill me to deny it! #1: Will you have me, lady? #2: No, my lord, unless I might have another for working days: your Grace is too costly to wear every day. But, I beseech your Grace, pardon me; I was born to speak...

#1) You screwed Connie, didn’t ya. #2) No, man. #1) I said, did you screw Connie? #2)Oh. Yeah. Lots. #1)She’s Hugh’s widow, and she has just given birth to my grandchild under 200 tons of twisted metal, so I don’t care if she turns out to be a Columbian druglord, I’m gonna help her all I can. 1)...

(barman) smoking or non smoking? (stu) er, non smoking please (mrs doubtfire) SMOKING! (miranda)mrs doubtfire u dont smoke! (mrs doubtfire) no i dont…but i did. i find that if i inhale just that little bit of nicoteen, then it steals my wool REALLY! (CHRIS) Lydie!! Call the police..now! (LYDIE)...

1.Mr. President, will the Senator yield? 2.Will the Senator yield? 3.No, sir, I’m afraid not, no sir. I yielded the floor once before, if you can remember, and I was practically never heard of again. No sir. And we might as well all get together on this yielding business right off the bat, now....

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Good quotes about Faith: Some of the best great quotes about Faith Faith is spiritualized imagination. – Henry Ward Beecher Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith. – Henry Ward Beecher To me faith means not worrying. – John Dewey...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Eternal Ink I dreamed I was in heaven Where an angel kept God’s book. He was writing so intently I just had to take a look. It was not, at first, his writing That made me stop and think But the fluid in the bottle That was marked eternal ink. This ink was...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Death Row A letter written to a man on death row by the Father of the man whom the man on death row had killed: You are probably surprised that I, of all people, am writing a letter to you, but I ask you to read it in its entirety and consider its request...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Build me a Temple Build Me a temple that Holy and new, Build Me a temple to dwell in with you; Cleanse this new temple from all previous sin, Open the doors wide place My love within; Invite My Spirit to dwell in this place, Let Him come in to fill every...

Ron Richardson: Are you going to use a 220 connection on that? Jack Butler: 220, 221, whatever it takes. (1) Erve, clean up on line seven! (2) Erve, I wasn’t even in line seven! (1) Here’s my phone number, Jack, in case you need anything. I know how hard taking care of children can be. (2) Thanks...

But, L.J., I didn’t even get a Mercedes. her have this its called the spilt milk how about that the desk is wired to my ass how well do you remember 1970? I dont do mud.. You need a mud guy for that! saw the game kid tough break yea you said it mister i blew it good don’t worry you got your whole...

1.About my playing the tuba. Seems like a lot of fuss has been made about that. If, if a man’s crazy just because he plays the tuba, then somebody’d better look into it, because there are a lot of tuba players running around loose. ‘Course, I don’t see any harm in it. I play mine whenever I want to...

Murph:Look at Deeds hangin out with Macanroe that’s awesome! Crazy Eyes: I love the beach boy’s! #1)That’s hawaiian punch. #2)He adored hawaiian punch. #1)WOW! You kinda just… snuck up on me there, man. #2)I fear you are underestimating the sneakiness, sir. #1)This was our fireplace, where my dad...

1) What’s with this kissing all of a sudden? I don’t like it. Every time he goes out of this house, he shakes my hand and kisses you! 2) Would you prefer it the other way around? I thought he was a lawyer. Why isn’t he out suing somebody? If you ain’t eatin’ Wham, you ain’t eatin’ ham. It’s a...