Innocent English

–Any last words? –The new curtains are hideous. –Hi ya, stranger. –Hi ya back. –If you had it all to do over again, would you still have married me? –Honestly, no. –To dodging bullets. –To dodging bullets. (1) How often do you have sex? (2) I don’t understand the question. (1) There’s this huge...

2997? man that’s bullshit 3000 beeps 3000 cuts 3000 paws 3000 suds 3000 woks get your sczechwan feast on at 3000 woks it’s called pilates. Stan Ross: Pi-what? knick knack paddy whack get your dog a bone at 3000 paws straight up and down like 6 o’clock That man was safe! that’s a girl pushup that...

Hungry, BOB, not DEAD! I’m talking to you like that! Now for the last time, Whitman its over, over, over, OVER! Put gum in her hair, BOB! they’re too smart for that You dick. You stupid dick dick. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Mr Wrong’: Quotes from the movie ‘Mr Wrong’

–Maybe we’ll send you a plane ticket and you can visit us at Christmas. –Good, but I won’t. –Now that your job’s been eliminated, sir, what are your future plans? –I just sharpened my pencil! 1) I think we took a wrong turn. 2) Do you think perhaps you may have taken a wrong turn to NEW Orleans?!?...

–How did the war go? –Well, this is a bit of a surprise. A pleasant one, I hope. I think we’ve won. –I warn you, madam. I know the Geneva Covention by heart. –Oh, how nice. You must recite it to me some evening. I play the harpsichord. How am I gonna tell the President that we’ve been successfully...

1) I thought they liked cheese! 2) Not in the morning, they need fruit for energy. 2) I thought they liked cheese! 2) Not in the morning, they like fruit for energy. A world without string is chaos. A world without string would be chaos. Ceasar [christopher walken]: you’ve got an asbestos problem....

all you need is love… a girl has got to eat all you need is love She’ll end up on the streets! All you need is loooove . Love is just a game . I was meant for lovin you baby you were meant for loving me . The only way you’re lovin me baby is to pay a lovely fee. Just one night, just one night...

1: What happened to my wife? 2: You’ll see her in time. 37 will die… Connie: I recognize you. DC Review. John: Tsk.. You watch that? Connie: We’re not all bumkins. Great tragedy on the River Ohio… He said, do not be afraid, my name is Indrid Cold…wait for me. I will return. I’ll see you in time....

–I happen to be the finest dermatologist in this city. –Well, if acne breaks out, we’ll let you know. –They don’t call me Speed for nothing. –Well, let’s hope they don’t call you Speed for everything. –You know, Mrs. Fishbein, you are a hell of a good-looking woman. –He really is stoned. Bromo...

1) You have to look under the protective ice. 2) oh my, you named the clear crap that sits on top of the ice cream… He’s not that famous a writer that he can afford to go nuts. I like my cheese in ounces. When they start weighing as much as a Fiat, I stop being interested. Mother, the freezer was a...

(1)Look around you, how did America get this way? Land of Promise, Land of Opportunity. Give us the retched refuse of your teeming shores. Have a Coke. Watch TV. (2) Have a nice day (1) Go on welfare. Get free money. Turn to crime. Crime pays in this country. This is the first time in creation that...

1)You FBI? 2) No. 1)KGB? 2) No, G-A-Y I am a bird with no wings I defect I would like to see America…the decadence, the poverty, the crime. If all Russians could eat moo-shoo pork, they wouldn’t be afraid of the Chinese. In Russia, I knew who my enemy was. Here, it’s too confusing. Suenos. The...

1) I’ll take my mother 2) Mr. Ed is mine! 3) Leftovers are fine with me A struggling worm on a hook brings a better catch then a dead one ANNIHILATE ‘EM!!!!!!!! I didn’t have it in me to finish him then, and i don’t have it in me to finish him now I don’t know how much longer I can take this wacked...

‘Allo Baby…did you miss me? -Do you even know where we’re going? -I know exactly where we’re going…Kitana went this way…I can smell her perfume -I smell something…bull shit 1# A Handfull a people on a leaky boat are gonna save the world. 2# Exactly! 1# Lets dance.2# This is where you fall down!...

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Good Experience quotes: Best famous quotes about Experience Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. – John W. Gardner Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again. – Andre Gide Life must be understood backwards; but… it must...

Good quotes about Experience: Some of the best great quotes about Experience Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. – Douglas Adams There is nothing so easy to learn as...

Here’s another good inspirational story: A professors thoughts “At a certain college, there was a professor with a reputation for being tough on Christians. At the first class every semester, he asked if anyone was a Christian and proceeded to degrade and make fun of their belief. One semester, he...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Anyway People are unreasonable, illogical and self-centered. Love them anyway. If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. Do good anyway. If you are successful, you win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway. The good you do...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Angels Unaware It was a rainy night in New Orleans At a bus station in the town, I watched a young girl weeping As her baggage was taken down. It seems she’d lost her ticket Changing buses in the night. She begged them not to leave her there With no sign of...