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Fact 1. Uranus has 27 moons. Fact 2. Uranus is the only planet that rotates on its side. Fact 3. Uranus? winter and summer seasons last the equivalent of 21 Earth years. Fact 4. Urine from men?s public urinals was sold as a commodity in Ancient Rome. It was used as a dye and for making clothes...

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Movie Quotes from More American Graffiti: Quotes from the movie More American Graffiti

Acid in the punch? Dead man’s curve. Debbie, you oughta stay away from weed. You know, it’s gonna lead you into cigarettes. Good loving. Just come back alive. Kick ass, take names and eat cong for breakfast. Light my fire. My boyfriend’s back. Respect. Sounds of silence. Stop in the name of love....

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Movie Quotes from Moonwalker: Quotes from the movie Moonwalker

( a girl yells out)come on,get in (a girl yells out)come on get in (Gun fire) Mr big: whats that i heard gun fire did you get him CUT!!! You hairball! I’ll never finish this movie! Who let him in?!! Fat twin/fans – Where did he, hey look there he is! Can I have an autograph? Could you autograph my...

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Movie Quotes from Moonstruck: Quotes from the movie Moonstruck

#1. Did you tell your mother we’re getting married? #2. I’m waiting for a time when she’s peaceful. #1. Just don’t wait until she’s dead! #1. How was your plane ride? #2. The waitresses were very nice. #1. How’s the mother? #2. She’s dying…but I can still hear her big mouth. #1. I put a curse on...

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Movie Quotes from Moonraker: Quotes from the movie Moonraker

–Hang on! –The thought has occurred to me. –Where’s Drax? –Oh, he had to fly. –Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python? –I discovered it had a crush on me. 1) My god what is he doing? 2) I think hes preparing for re-entry sir. His name’s Jaws, he kills people. i’ll give you a nut...

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Movie Quotes from Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl: Quotes from the movie Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl

1. It wasn’t my fault, I blame it on society. 2. Right, well we’ll arrest them then. 1: I teach Agaelian philosophy, Bruce here teaches Aristotelian philosophy, and Bruce here is in charge of the sheep dip. 2: Bloody difficult work, I tell ya. 1: Well I mean, you know, you’ve done it, you know,...

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Movie Quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Quotes from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I told you, we’re an anarcho-syndicist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. #1- The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. #2- Are you suggesting...

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Movie Quotes from Monsters, Inc.: Quotes from the movie Monsters, Inc.

(1)Do you know what happens in five minutes? (2)Uh…I get a time out??? (1)NO!!! Everybody goes to lunch, and that means the scare floor will be………(2)Painted????? (1) NO! The scare floor will be empty!!!! (1)Well, the kid flew right over me and then blasted a tree with its laser vision! (2)I tried...

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Movie Quotes from Monster Squad, The: Quotes from the movie Monster Squad, The

#1-(pointing at girl) Is she a virshen? #2-(german accent) A virgen? Yes!! A virgen!! #3-She can’t speak German!!! #2-I’ll help her!! #1-Nice shooting Fat Kid. #2-My name (pumps shotgun) is Horrace!!! (Flips through old book and then stops on a page) Abraham Von Helsing. This is great!!! This is...

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Movie Quotes from Monster: Quotes from the movie Monster

(sarcastically) Thank you, judge! And may you ROT in HELL! Sending a RAPED woman to DEATH?! And you’re all, you’re a bunch of scum, that’s what you are! 1) Fuck this shit, man. I fuckin’ flung his shit, told him to fuck himself, kiss my fuckin’ sweet ass and flung out of the fuckin’ door just like...

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Movie Quotes from Monkeybone: Quotes from the movie Monkeybone

(persom 1 makes wierd grunt-like noises in his throat) 2) What’s wrong 1) I’m crying too. I just don’t have any tears left. I’m all dried up! 1) Did ya bring that nightlight i asked for? 2) Oh, King, you pussy!! 1) Bite me, Poe!! 1) Did you sleep with my girl? 2) Sleep with her? We did the whole...

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Movie Quotes from Monkey Trouble: Quotes from the movie Monkey Trouble

annie was keeping my monkey for me Annie was keeping my monkey for me Eva:Down came the rain and washed the brother out! I’m just, you know, vogin’. Starting tommorrow I am going to unteach you everything that you’ve been taught Starting tommorrow, i will disteach you to unlearn everything those...

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Movie Quotes from Monkey Business: Quotes from the movie Monkey Business

–My, you’re here early this morning. –Mr. Oxley complained about my punctuation, so I made sure I got here before nine. 1) Don’t try to hide I know you’re in that closet 2) Did you see me go in the closet 1) No 2) Am I in the closet now? 1) Well, no 2) Then how do you know I was in the closet…your...

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Movie Quotes from Money Train: Quotes from the movie Money Train

1) I wanna hit him 2) No, I wanna hit him 1+2) Let’s both hit him! Charlie is going down, and your the only family he’s got Who you calling nigger? You know this job can be hazardous to your health You mess with my train and I’ll kill ya You’re on the edge. You’re a wreck looking for someplace to...

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Movie Quotes from Money Talks: Quotes from the movie Money Talks

(said to a guard while getting off a prison bus) hey man let me borrow your gun 1) James had all the women back in high school. 2) Yeah all the women all the men, I fucked em’ all. 1) Oh, I get it! So, you’re Dihane Carroll’s kid, and Vic Damone’s kid. So, you’re half…and half Italian! 2) Hey,...

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Movie Quotes from Money Pit, The: Quotes from the movie Money Pit, The

(1) What’s that on your face? (2) The ceiling…it seems to be coming down.. (ANNA) Walter? Where are you? (WALTER) I’m in the study! (ANNA) No, you’re not, I just looked in there (WALTER) I’m in the study, please believe me (ANNA) Walter? (WALTER) I’m in here. (ANNA) Now Walter, stop playing, this...

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Movie Quotes from Monella: Quotes from the movie Monella

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Good Equality quotes: Best famous quotes about Equality

Good Equality quotes: Best famous quotes about Equality I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. – Martin Luther King, Jr. If any man claims the Negro should be content…...

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Good quotes about Equality: Some of the best great quotes about Equality

Good quotes about Equality: Some of the best great quotes about Equality More countries have understood that women’s equality is a prerequisite for development. – Kofi Annan If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all...

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