Innocent English

Smith: Why Mr. Anderson, Why Why Wh..? Why do you do it? Why, Why get up? Why keep fighting? I believe you’re fighting for something, for more than you’re survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom, or truth, perhaps peace, could it be for love? Illusions Mr. Anderson,...

Hmmm, upgrades! (1) Where’s Neo? (2) Off doing his Superman thing. (Neo in tv screen) Bullshit! bullshit! bullshit! (Neo in tv screen) FUCK! ..|., (Neo meet Agent Smith in the park) Smith:Suprise to see me? Neo:No Smith:Then you are were of it. Neo.Of what? Smith:Our connection.I don,t fully...

(kid):Hey, he said hell! (older brother):It’s okay, it’s a crisis. (kid):Nurse! I cut my elbow! (Nurse):That looks terrible…. NEXT! (man):What in creation do you call that thing? (woman):Bill. (woman):Bill, if you could only listen to the man in you and put the insect aside…. (Bill):Insecticide?!...

(to his daughter)1) Getin the car, Melinda! 2) Matilda! 1) Whatever! ..and just as bad as life was thats how good it became 1) A poem? How sweet. And what poem might that be? 2) Mrs. D, Mrs. I, Mrs. FFI, Mrs. C, Mrs. U., Mrs. LTY. 1) Ridiculous!!! WHY ARE ALL THESE WOMEN MARRIED!!?? 1) Mine are...

–He likes me, I can tell. –That’d make a cat laugh. –If we join the union, they shoot us. If we don’t join the union, you shoot us. –Well, that’s one way of looking at it. Either of you dogs lift a finger in the town limits and I’ll blow you away. I’ve met him. I wouldn’t piss on him if his heart...

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Good quotes about Computers: Some of the best great quotes about Computers I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. – Isaac Asimov The computer is a moron. – Peter F. Drucker Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Elimelech and the Blessing A Bracha, (a blessing), what is a blessing? We Jewish people have been making blessings for thousands of years. But what is a blessing. Are we giving a blessing to G-d for what he has given us? When we give a blessing to a friend,...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Comprehension “Every word, every image used for God is a distortion more than a description.” “Then how does one speak of God?” “Through Silence.” “Why, then, do you speak in words?” At that the Master laughed uproariously He said, “When I speak, you mustn’t...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Blind Men and the Elephant, The There is an analogy to how differently we each understand or experience God in a classic story about three blind men and the elephant. As each of the three blind men are trying to understand exactly what the elephant is like,...

Doc: I spent last Tuesday on my living room sofa. Watching my carpet . Watching fibers on my carpet . And the whole time I was watching my carpet I was worrying that I might vomit, and the whole time I was worrying I might vomit , I was thinking : I’m a grown man , I should know what’s going on in...

1) Excuse me, Dermott O’Brien may have arranged- 2) Oh he did did he? Tell him I’m not interested! Tell him I’m gay or somethin’! 1. (gasps)Why you little slut! 2. I’m Sorry? 1. I said Good Morning! 1. Hey, hey, Sean, I’m gonna stay here and fuck these two guys! 2. And you wanted to see a film? 1....

Fact 1. People that smoke have 10 times as many wrinkles as a person that does not smoke. Fact 2. People that suffer from gum disease are twice as likely to have a stroke or heart attack. Fact 3. People that use mobile phones are 2.5 time more likely to develop cancer in areas of the brain that are...

Fact 1. One billion pounds of pasta would need approximately 2,021,452,000 gallons of water to cook it. This is equivalent to 75,000 Olympic-size swimming pools. Fact 2. One billion seconds is about 32 years. Fact 3. One bushel of wheat can make enough sandwiches that you could eat three sandwiches...

Fact 1. Ninety-nine percent of pumpkins sold in the United States are for the sole purpose of decoration. Fact 2. Nintendo was first establish in 1889 and they started out making special playing cards. Fact 3. No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl. Fact...

Tell me about the loneliness of Good, He-Man. Is it equal to the loneliness of Evil? (1) You promised not to hurt them! (2) I lied. (panting)(pause)Victory. 1) I demand the destitution, shame, and loneliness of scorn. It is my destiny, it is my right. Nothing will deter me from it! 2) Men who crave...

Milone:I don’t belive I just did that. Ozzy:Neither do I Ozzie: (over PA system) Attention K-Mart shoppers, we have a weather update for you. After those smoltering tropical highs, our next forecast will be for cooling temperatures, with a very high case of sudden showers. (Sprinkler systems...

1)Am I going too fast for ya? 2)Am I going to fast for ya? 3)Are you mocking my husband? 2)Are you mocking my husband? 3)Cuz you better not be. 2)Cuz you better not be. 1)Did you just tell me to shut up? 2)Yes, you catch on straight away! 1)Looks like 12th century Tuscan in very good condition. 2)I...

(1) OK boys. While we’re whalers we will have to act like them. That means no salutes and no sirs. (2) Yes sir After all, surprise is on our side! Did you not know that in the service, you must choose the lesser of two evils!? It’s an insect that disguises itself as a stick in order to confuse it’s...

The Mask: No it wasn’t me it was the one armed man, alright i confess i did it ya here and i’m glad glad i tell ya, what are they gonna do to me searg what are they gonna do? Seargent: Sorry son thats not my deaprtment 1) As I was saying about that tie. It’s like one of those, what do you call...