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(1)The lady and I were trying to dace ! (2) You were trying, she was succeding! -Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been three days since my last confession. -Three days? How many sins could you have committed in three days? Please come back when you have more time. -Not bad. -Not bad at...

A book is a lovely thing. But to me the most important thing to know about an assassition is not who fired the shot, but who paid for the bullet. For money, some men will allow the innocent to hang. I am an Englishman by birth, but I am really a citizen of the world. I can only conclude that you’re...

Girls who feel like they are not going to be invited to dance always get on the debating team. I haven’t answered so many idiotic questions since I tried to open a charge account at Saks! I’d love to think I was a puzzle. A woman of mystery. L. Bernstein – seventy-eight dollars. That’s impossible....

( behind a door, Mary knocks) What is it ? —– Jekyll Mrs. Faraday’s here to see you, Sir. —– Mary Who ? —– Jekyll Mrs. Faraday. —– Mary What do you want ? —– Jekyll Just a word. Thought we might have a little chat about improving our financial arrangements. —– Faraday Stay where you are. I’ll be...

(singing) And while we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid. -You know, we could say it backwards, which would be ‘dociousallaexpilisticfragiicaliupus,’ but that’s going a little to far, don’t you think? -Indubitibly. 1) —, I’d ask you to explain! 2) I’d like to...

1) Champagne for two at Midnight 2) [face turns from a smurk to shock] for two? 1) Daniel with the matching bags 2) does it say that on the card 1) no Frank: Where is this one in 10 million now? You’ve forgotten all about him haven’t you? Martha: That’s not true! Frank: Yes it is. You were sitting...

(Laughing hysterically) They killed Congress! -For dark is the suede that mows like grass. -What the hell does that mean!? All green of skin. 800 centuries ago their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundimental truth and self-determination of the cosmos. For dark is the suede...

A regular menace to society. Everything we own fell off a truck! Everything we wear, everything we eat, everything we own fell off a truck. Favorite Vegetable,,,Cucumber, favorite animal,,,,Tiger! Hey, you playin 3 card monty with those kids again? Yeah. How much d’you take from them? Twelve bucks....

Decent women don’t have a need for men. I don’t want to go to jail. I’d rather stay with you. I think you’ve had a hard tough climb. But you’re a smart girl, aren’t you? The careful grammar, the quite good manners. Where did you learn them? Lady animals figure very largely as predators. Lil...

1. One thought he was invincible, the other thought he could fly. 2. So what happened? 1. They were both wrong! EVERYBODY MUST DEAD!!! Hey bway! Somebody almost dead tonight! I have a message for you from Tito. He say for you to meet him.. in Hell! let no man eer steer from the path me want hatcha...

God forgive me. I needed that scratch to awaken me. Swordplay is such a violent business. There are…twenty, thirty guards…nothing Zorro couldn’t handle. Well, we’re going to marry and raise fat children and watch our vineyards grow. You’ll forgive me for being late, senora. Page Topic: Movie Quotes...

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–My name’s Peter Janeway. But you can call me Janey. All of my friends do. –I’m not your friend. -Is it safe? -Tell me what it is first. -Is it safe? -Yes, it’s safe, it’s very safe, so safe you wouldn’t believe it. -Is it safe? -No, it’s not safe. It’s very dangerous. Be careful. -Is it safe? Is...

Lady Birtrum- …and I’ll have you know Fanny Pryce, which is more than I did for Mariah…that the next time Pug has litter…you shall have a puppy! Fanny (overhead voice): And, as you may have guessed, at exactly the right time when it was quite natural that it should be so, and not a moment sooner,...

1)But master, you have six wives. Why can’t I have one for myself? 2)You are not one of us. Therefore you can not have one of them. 1)But master, you have six wives. Why can’t I have one for myself? 2)You are not one of us. Therefore you cannot have one of them. 1)[looking at portrait] That must be...

Hollywood: Perhaps you should have charged admission to see that face. Count Spretzle: What he say? Mr. James: Uh…he said he has such admiration for your grace. Count Spretzle: Oh…well dat’s okay. Hollywood: Right this way, your assholiness. Hollywood Montrose: They were looking for a few good men,...

Good Change quotes: Best famous quotes about Change There is a certain relief in change, even though it be from bad to worse! As I have often found in travelling in a stagecoach, that it is often a comfort to shift one’s position, and be bruised in a new place. – Washington Irving If there is...

Good quotes about Change: Some of the best great quotes about Change If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude. Don’t complain. – Maya Angelou Things alter for the worse spontaneously, if they be not altered for the better designedly. – Francis Bacon He...

A radio shrink? They’re only good for people with problems that fit between the commercials. ARE YOU SURE WE SHOULD DO THIS ABOUSTLY YOU BEEN COUPED UP IN THAT STORE TO LONG BESIDES WHO CARES WHAT PEOPLE THINK JUST PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND AND HOLD ON WITH PLEASURE. dancing in the mall song playing do...

–I know that I’m not smarter than you. –Then how did you catch me? –You had disadvantages. –What disadvantages? –Passion. And you’re insane. –What do we do now? –The dream. He dreams about being wanted and desired. So he changes people so thery will want and desire him. –Changes? –It’s a word....