Innocent English

Did you ever get the feeling that you wanted to stay, and still get the feeling that you wanted to go? Gentlemen, will you all now leave quietly, or must I ask Miss Cutler to pass among you with a baseball bat? I can feel the hot blood pounding through your varicose veins. I can see some poor girl...

Since you’ve all been such good boys and girls, I would like to take everybody in this entire audience out for milk and cookies. There are buses outside. Everybody follow me. (1)You don’t know the real me. (2)There isn’t a real you. (1)Oh yeah, I forgot. –So you just pretend to be an asshole? –It’s...

(While Creasy loads an RPG to blow up the AFI agent) Person: But the church says God forgives Creasy: Yes, God meets with man to forgive him. Its my job to arrange the meeting –Do you think God will forgive us for what we’ve done? –No. –Me neither. –Do you think they’d hire a drunk? A has-been?...

A little gossip. Aldonza. Dulcinea. Dying is such a waste of good health. I really like him. I’m only thinking of him. I’ve been a soldier and a slave. It’s all the same. Perhaps to be practical is madness. The impossible dream. Woman is the soul of man, the vision that lights his way. Woman is...

(Court leans into kiss Maureen)She’s my sister. 1) If you were a little bit older… 2) If I were a little bit older, I could do just about everything, couldn’t I? 1. He kissed you yet? 2. All the time. 1. Is he a good kisser? 2. He’s alright 1. I love you Court. 2. Don’t! Don’t love me now, when...

(1)What gives you the right to judge me, to play god with the lives of others? Is it because you are so much holier than everyone else? (2) Well, there is that , but also because I am more intelligent than anybody else. (1)you are constantly surrounded by beautiful women. Do you love any of them?...

#1)There’s a dozen good brood mayors in that mob, i’ll be back for them….and whatever else is mine. #2)I don’t like to repeat myself, she’s not for you. #1)Jessica can make up her own mind #2) You’ve got a long way to get yet lad! #3) He’s not a lad, brother, he’s a man A man without a horse is...

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Good Business quotes: Best famous quotes about Business About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends. – Herbert Hoover Economic depression cannot be cured by legislative action or executive pronouncement. Economic wounds must be healed by the action of the cells of the economic...

Good quotes about Business: Some of the best great quotes about Business Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It’s not a day when you lounge around doing nothing; it’s when you’ve had everything to do, and you’ve done it. – Lord Acton I’m not a driven businessman, but a driven...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Barriers to God The Master would insist that the final barrier to our attaining God was the word and concept “God.” This so infuriated the local priest that he came in a huff to argue the matter out with the Master. “But surely the word ‘God’ can lead us to...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Atheism To the disciples’ delight the Master said he wanted a new shirt for his birthday. The finest cloth was bought. The village tailor came in to have the Master measured, and promised, by the will of God, to make the shirt within a week. A week went by...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Always There Hello God, I called tonight To talk a little while I need a friend who’ll listen To my anxiety and trial. You see, I can’t quite make it Through a day just on my own… I need your love to guide me, So I’ll never feel alone. I want to ask you...

–Have you seen a doctor? –Yeah, the best. That trip I made to Chicago wasn’t to sell beef. I went to see a specialist. He says I came too late. Nothing can be done. –Where’d an indian get a rifle like that? –He don’t say. I don’t ask. –You’re just a hard, scheming old woman, aren’t you? –Ugly, too....

–Thomas, I chose the right man for chancellor! –I should in fairness add that my taste in music is reputedly deplorable. –Your taste in music is excellent. It exactly coincides with my own! Cromwell: This silence was not silence. It was most elequenet denial. More: Not so. No so, Master Secretary....

(holding shotgun to guys head) you thought i wasnt gonna find you (talking to stacy’s grave) i know that your with me in spirit… but i still miss you (unloads chaingun in club) GET THE FUCK DOWN!!! (vin pulls up) sean: i like this car hollywood jack:hey nice truck sean: thanks hollywood jack:in...

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside, my that’s a lovely name. Bosom buddies. Every day, up at the crack of noon. I never dated Carlo. I married him. I never dated him. I would like to raise a toast to this lovely couple!…Oh no aunt Vera thats the wrong couple!…What a pity!, Oh well lets have a...

#1) Te quiero…te quiero. #2) I’ll take care-a you, too! – There’s more to life than mambo…. – THE HELL THERE IS!!! 1/ There’s more to life than mambo…. 2/ The hell there is!!!! In the name of the mambo, the rumba and the cha cha cha. In the name of the Mambo, the Rumba, and the Cha Cha Cha. Who...

Fact 1. In ancient Egypt, doctors used jolts from the electric catfish to reduce the pain of arthritis. Fact 2. In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies including their eyebrows and eyelashes. Fact 3. In ancient Egypt, the dung beetle symbolized eternal rebirth and the Sun God...

Fact 1. In 1942 the Jello company introduced Cola flavored jello, which only lasted a year. Fact 2. In 1943, the July issue of “Transportation Magazine” had an article entitled “1943 Guide to Hiring Women.” Fact 3. In 1945, a seven ounce bathroom cup was the first item Tupperware marketed. Fact 4....