Innocent English

–Do you always drive like this?–Only when we’re being followed. But my greatest pleasure is to hammer at the government, if I think they’re being careless or irresponsible. Even the best of politicians have to compromise sometimes. Mackintosh is dead. The insurance companies regard the GPO quite...

Being rich and black mean something. Listen to me and listen good. Next time You hear grown folks talkin’, shut the fuck up ! Stick Yo’ Self Nigga Stick yourself. stick yourself. The one you got out there probably hot as a firecracker. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Mack, The’: Quotes from the...

Be true to yourself Bubble, Bubble toil and trouble Damn thee black thou cream-faced loon! Fair is foul and foul is fair He has killed me, mother Is this a dagger which I see before me, handle toward my had? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, yet I see thee still. Art thou, fatal vision, a...

(Eisenhower)Yes, I know Gen. MacArthur. I studied dramatics under him. *Gen. you don’t want to go up there! We just shot a sniper!! **Best thing to do with them son. –My people are going to laugh if I fall in the deep water. I cannot swim. –That’s not so bad, Mr. President. Everyone is about to see...

(1)There’s a switch; the French calling the Chinese arrogant. (2) There’s no use fussing about it. Whenever I see one of them blowing his nose into the pavement, I remember what my father said: East is East and West is West and never the Twain shall meet. (1)Well, education has always been...

Alright, bub. Your fu**ing head is comin’ right off. (1) Frank Burns has gone nuts! I’m wearing glasses for God sakes. (2) Watch out for you goodies, Hawkeye. That man is a sex maniac, I don’t think Hotlips satisfied him. Don’t let him kiss you, Hawkeye. (1) I wonder how a degenerated person like...

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Good quotes about Anger: Some of the best great quotes about Anger How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. – Marcus Aurelius Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret. – Ambrose Bierce Holding on to anger is like grasping a...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Flowers on the Bus We were a very motley crowd of people who took the bus every day that summer 33 years ago. During the early morning ride from the suburb, we sat drowsily with our collars up to our ears, a cheerless and taciturn bunch. One of the...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Serious Business Let me take you back a couple years. Come with me as we relearn a lesson; one that has stuck with me, in my present memory, and inspires me yet. I don’t remember exact conversation, but bear with me as I supply something that would sound...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Three Stringed Violin On November 18th, 1995, Itzhak Perlman, the violinist, came on stage to give a concert at Avery Fisher Hall at Lincoln Center in New York City. If you have ever been to a Perlman concert, you know that getting on stage is no small...

Fact 1. Botanically a rhubarb is a vegetable. It was changed to a fruit in 1947 by a U.S. Custom Court. Fact 2. Both Thomas Jefferson and Jimmy Carter, U.S. presidents, were peanut farmers at one time. Fact 3. Bourbon was first made by a Baptist minsister from Bourbon County in Kentucky in 1789....

Fact 1. Asparagus comes in three colors: green, white and purple. Fact 2. Asthma affects one in fifteen children under the age of eighteen. Fact 3. Astronauts get taller when they are in space. Fact 4. Astronomers once believed a planet named Vulcan existed between Mercury and the Sun. Fact 5. At...

Fact 1. Amtrak is the combination of the words “American” and “Track”. Fact 2. An acre of trees can remove about 13 tons of dust and gases every year from the surrounding environment. Fact 3. An adult “Gold Frog” measures to be 9.8 millimeters in body length. Fact 4. An adult esophagus can range...

Here is our collection of cute love quotes. Some are cuter than others, some are sweet some are funny and some are classic. Maybe you’ll find a cute love quote here that is just the one you were looking for… Cute Love Quotes I don’t think I’m that good at telling time. He said he’d love me...

–What happened to your nose? –I used it to break some guy’s fist. Accounding to Columbo, there are three things to look for at a crime scene: What’s there now that wasn’t there before, what was there before that isn’t there now, and what’s been moved. And number 7 takes the lead! Bad dog....

(1): You don’t kill yourself over a Dental Technician. (2): Didn’t you ever hear of Romeo andd Juliet? (1): Was she a Dental Technician? –Are you a communist?–No, but i keep an open mind. –What position? –Prone! 1) Are you interested in cars? 2) No 3) Are you interested in Linebackers? 4) Was that?...

1.) Just tell me you’re gonna smoke him. 2.) Like a motherfuckin’ pack of Kools. 1.) Just tell me you’re gonna smoke him. 2.) Like a motherfuckin’pack of Kools. Bernard: calm down Wayman (on the floor convulsing): Oh no! Bernard: calm down its not blood just wine Wayman: uh-huh Bernard: and the...

1. Is the alcohol working? 2. Yes it is. 1. My face isn’t purple anymore? 2. No its not. 1.*face is blue* THANKS! Everything I have….I owe to VIP. I am NOT yo’ sugah lump!! I’m the king of the elevator! Man, that’s what I call cutting it close. That’s the last guy in the world I would have figured....

After the song. After the whole kareoke Dont mack me off like a two-bob Ray! Enter the fucking dragon! Fix Bayonetts! I don’t love Ray the Gentle Giant, do I? I love Ray the Tough Guy. It’s loaded. Be careful. Mate, you’re fat and I’ll throw you in the river. Now Go away. Round the roundabout the...