Innocent English

1) Good morning Raymond. 2) Good morning Miss Caine. 1) What have we learned about the dangers of smoking? Give it here. Thanks. Tell anyone you saw me, I’ll blow your fucking head off. 1) How many guns do you carry? 2) Three, one shoulder, one hip, and one right here, next to Mr. Wally. On most...

–Harry, I’m proud to have you followin’ me. –Thank you. –Nobody cares but me. –Well, that’s you, Marlowe. You’ll never learn. You’re a born loser. –Yeah, I even lost my cat. –So you know James Madison? –Well, we met him for the first time, yes. –So you used me? –Hell, that’s what friends are for. I...

(Scene in the elevator) DEREK THOMPSON: I wanna lick you, all over. DING! HELEN MIRREN: Saved by the bell. Colin never hurt anyone…unless it was necessary For more than ten years there’s been peace. We’ve all had a badge and we’ve all let it swing. I’ve done each and every one of you favors in the...

… They say you’re a man of vision!.. A man of vision, huh?.. Hell of a vision. 1. dan’s feeling bloody today, ain’t he? 2. ain’t he! 1. I had a job waitin’ tables once…on a riverboat. I wasn’t no older than Newt there. 2. What happened? 1. I had to give it up. I was too young and pretty….and the...

Believe you me, if it didn’t take men to make babies, I wouldn’t have anything to do with any of you! Either you go by the rules or you lose. Either you play by the rules or you lose. Ever notice how many fences there are getting to be? Signs say ‘No Hunting. No Admission. Private Property. Closed...

but where’s my goddamn pinky at Earl: Get your big leg in the damn car Earl: Tinker there’s no smokin’ in Jimbo’s car earl:goodnight son, what happened to u? jr:well i got beat the hell up again I got beat the hell up. Jimbo:…do you think he’s gay? Earl: I have my doubts, Jimbo. jr: you see that...

-According to her they’ll be happy that I’m a man. Apparently they think any woman over thirty who isn’t married is a lesbian. -Yeah, it’s always heartwarming to see a prejudice defeated by a deeper prejudice. -I’m as liberal as the next guy. -If the next guy is a redneck. -Well, I’m working on a...

–Do you believe in God? –The question is does God believe in me? A normal man, given a group photograph of school girls and asked to point out the loveliest one, will not necessarily choose the nymphet among them. A paradise with a sky the color of hell flames, but a paradise all the same. and...

#1. What else do I get with it..? #2. You get a gold-plated Rolls Royce…as long as you pay for it. #1:What’s that? #2: It’s Gloria. #1: I know THAT’s Gloria, what’s THAT? #2: It’s fertilizer. #1: We sent you out six hours ago to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscience Gloria...

Ah, Looks like some delicious garbage stew. Just like mom used to make. All I gotta do is just er ……. RAPE THIS BITCH!!!! I get an extra $2000 every time she screams DTA, don’t trust anybody. Hey punk, when are ya gonna paint your nails, and answer the name bitch!? Know What I’m gonna miss most...

– Are there 2 L’s in dollar, Gideon???……’ – Yes!!….And there are 2 g’s in bugger off….. 1/ Are there 2 L’s in *dollar*, Gideon??? 2/ Yes!!…… And there are 2 g’s in *bugger off* 1/ Do you think Gordon and Stella do it every night? 2/ Of course not! 1/_Could I have some toothpaste please…. something...

(1) Those cookies were laced with cocaine. (2) No wonder I couldn’t eat just one. –Give me a name! –Weren’t your parents supposed to do that? –Quid pro quo, Mr. Colt. –What does that mean? –It means I’m pretentiuos. –You got anything smaller? –Keep it. –Anything larger? 1) Where’s the microfilm? 2)...

Miss Ungermeyer: Mr. Craft, have you even started on your summer reading list? Ethan: I finished it. Miss Ungermeyer: You read eleven books? Ethan: I mean I read the list. *kiss* gordo: thanks lizzie: you’re welcome 1) Evil and smart 2) Embrace it, Fear it Giorgio: We serve at a five the cookies...

–What happened? –He got the boot. –You were wonderful. We’re free. –Kara, we’re inside a Russian airbase in the middle of Afghanistan. He met his Waterloo. I need some plastic explosives and a time-bomb. I’ve had a few optional extras installed scared the living day lights out of her Some of the...

– J.W., this fellow’s from England, see, and he’s over here workin’ with our government, sort of a… secret agent…. – SECRET AGENT!!??…. ON WHO’S SIDE????!!!! 1/_He’s a secret agent…. 2/_SECRET AGENT!! On who’s side!! 1: Who’s funeral is it? 2: Yours (2 kills 1) 1:You know where you’re going? 2::...

#1 but my hands they are empty #2 (taking his hand) theyre not empty now. ‘Revenge is mine!’ quoth he….Continued in the following edition! (Jo crying) Beth: Are you thinking about father? Jo: My hair! -You should have been a lawyer Miss March. -I should have been a great many things Mr. Mayer 1)...

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Good Age quotes: Best famous quotes about Age Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art. – Stanislaw Lec The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed in seventy or eighty years. Your body changes, but you don’t change at all. And that, of course, causes...

Good quotes about Age: Some of the best great quotes about Age To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age. – Amos Bronson Alcott While one finds company in himself and his pursuits, he cannot feel old, no matter what his years may be. –...

DDS Feed me Gee, that sure is a mad plant! i’m leonora clyde. how’s the rain on the rhubarb? I’ve given you sunshine, I’ve given you rain/you’ve given me nothing but heartache and pain! No Novocain. It dulls the senses. Seymour:I didn’t mean it! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Little Shop of...