Innocent English

(Seymour) I named her Audrey 2. (Audrey) Afta me? (Seymour) I hope you don’t mind… (Audrey) SSQQQUUUEEEEEEEKKKK! (Seymour)Audrey is that a shiner? (Audrey)UUUHHH…… SSSHHIIIIINNAAAA….. *Singing* You’ll be a dentist, you have a tallent for causing pain. You’ll be a dentist, people will pay you to be...

(picking the pedals off of a flower) …she loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not (last pedal) SHE LOVES ME! oh i have to tell darla how i really feel! -Please, sit down… -Ok. …sit down? we can’t sit down! – I’m sorry sir, we can’t sit down. 1) He’s smooth as a baby’s bottom. 2)...

All girls are girls are princesses, its our right All girls are princesses! Doesn’t seem natural. I…I…I…I…I thought I saw a mouse Its hard when your mind cant remember something your heart cant forget. Miss. Minchin~ What are you staring at? Don’t you understand what i am saying? You are alone in...

After much thought, the next person to rule hell for the next thousand years is….. me, What? What? Halluah, I mean that sucks. Im from the south, the deep south #1 What made you want to come see the Globetrotters today son? #2 I came for the beer and the bitches. (after shooting a dart out of his...

Do hold the door for ladies, Don’t talk with your mouth full, don’t pick your nose. Get out of the way, Professor! i am a professor. i am a genius. you may call me… professor genius. and this is bon bon. Nobody gets the slip like ol’ Flip! Nobody’s ever received a royal invitation…in his underwear....

(Maurice pulls down Brian’s pants and leaves him in his boxers) 1)Maurice! What are you doing? 2)Nice ass! 3)Good intwister too! (later on) 1)Not even my mother’s seen me in my boxer shorts! 3)Brian is that the only person in you life? A woman who wears an over the shoulder boulder holder? 1)What...

I can say what I want – I still got Nazi bullets in my ass. Can I give you some advice? I’ll give you some anyway. I don’t want you to do the same misstakes as I did. Dwayne, that’s your name right? Dwayne? This is the voice of experience talking. Are you listening? Fuck a lot of women Dwayne! Not...

(falsetto) Yes…(clears throat) Yes, Your Majesty? (singing) Someday i’ll be, Part of your world! (sung) betcha on land they understand, bet they don’t reprimand their daughters. bright young women. sick of swimmin. rea-dy to stand. ****, if I may say, far better than any dream girl, is one of flesh...

Hey kid, what you doing with the world? 1 – You look crabby. 2 – I’m not crabby. I’m pensive. 1. You know what next Saturday is ? 2. You get your period. I spend the day alone in the park. dede: i love you mom tate:i love you too kido Jane: Damon ! Damon ! How many fingers am I holding up ? Damon:...

don’t you think i was effected by this i didn’t made a sound I need to speak to the judge i never made a sound i should have known that, why didn’t i know that I wish i could just stay in the truck……….. I was hoping you could come to the hospital with me……….. Did you ever come to find me……………… She...

-You can walk the walk but can you talk the talk? -Try me -I will –SOMEBODY CALL 911 1) Death shrouds 2) So the guys at the more can identify the body 1) Hey icebox, you look like a boy and play like a boy, but do you pee standing up? 2) Nah, when she’s hot to trot she’s still gotta squat. 1) This...

Dana, you really shouldn’t eat meat. It’s full of male hormones. I knew a girl who grew a mustache because she ate meat. Don’t laugh…but do you care about me a little? Ferris isn’t gay. Just sexually immature. God, I feel so lonesome. Hey Randy. Me! I’d rather be fat and feel good inside. I’m not a...

Adam: People who are tragically ambitious and smart go to New York and people who are just tragically smart come here. Rebecca: Oh. Well what about people who are just tragically ambitious? Adam: They go to LA. Adam: What if this kid turns out to be artistically inclined with a particularly nasty...

Is this the end of Rico? Listen, you crummy, flat-footed copper, I’ll show you whether I’ve lost my nerve and my brains! Oh, Little Caesar, huh? There’s a rope around my neck right now, and they only hang ya once. If anybody turns yella and squeals, my gun’s gonna speak its piece. You can dish it...

come into my teepee and sleep on soft furs Come into my teepee Little Big Man, I’ll be your wife Do you hate the whiteman now grandfather General…………you go down there I dreamed I saw you drinking from the nose of an animal. It had a long nose, and grew horns on either side of its face. The water...

-I don’t know man,kids today are amazing! I went to Venezula and and kids half his age were speaking spanish-that is a HARD language! Uh, they speak Spanish in Venezula I know man, that’s my point! 1) 3 feet to the left 2)Bombs Away!! 1)William you must allow for the wind factor it is vital. 1)Do...

Biologically this responsibility falls on the female, but ethically, it should fall equally on the male. But remember … to pull this thing out, we only have to win one of our two arguments … the legal or the philosophical. And we only need three out of the five judges to go along with us. Don’t you...

Adrian Messenger gave it to me. dying man: …clean sweep…only one broom left… Eleven names. And then there were name. Hold it! Stop! That’s the end of the picture, but it’s not the end of the mystery! I think not. I think the last one was 12 hours ago. It’s my feeling that Adrian Messenger’s name...

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Review of Mario Kart for Wii It’s back and it’s better than ever! Mario Kart has been released for the Nintendo Wii system.  After its first release for the Nintendo 64 game system in 1997, people have been playing this game. Nintendo released other Mario Kart games for different systems such...