Innocent English

Here’s Nathan’s review of the hot summer movie “Hancock”, starring Will Smith and Charlize Theron. Hancock is an action-packed movie that is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. In this movie, Hancock (Will Smith) is a man with supernatural abilities that has no idea where he came from...

(singing)I’ve got a lovely bunch of cocnuts.dee da lee dee. There they are a standing in a row. Bum bum bum. Big ones small ones some the size of ya head… 1 Hey Uncle Scar? When I’m king, what’ll that make you? 2 A monkey’s uncle. 1 You’re so weird. 2 You have no idea. 1) You knew my father? 2)...

Everything the light touches… belongs to someone else! It’s either that slug I ate or i’m having an epiphany! Meerkat! It’s what’s for dinner! Pumba: Shall we run for our lives? Timon: Oh yes let’s pumba: timon.. i don’t do well in crowds! Pumba: were you just picking your nose Timon: no i had an...

(holding jewels to neck and speaking to them) I’d hang you from my nipples … but you’d shock the children. (looking in mirror) What a pretty girl. How could her king have left her? 1) And when you die, which is regrettable but necessary, what will happen to frail Alice and her plumy prince? You...

–Do you understand half the shit he says? –No, but I know what he means. -what makes you so certain? -i bloody ask him. -fine, there’s the phone. you want his number? -i’ve got his number. 1)How are you doin’, then? All right, are ya? Now look, squire. You’re the gov’nor around here. I can see...

–I thought you hated the theater? –I also hate the sight of blood, but it’s in my veins. … Oh what joy to be gay and all wet A girl like you wants to throw your life away? When you reach my age you want to cling unto it. Life can be wonderful if you’re not afraid of it. That’s all any of us are:...

1) What are you doing here? 2) Getting a beer 1) In Alaska? 2) yea well I like cold beer (lilo with pickle jar and spoons) my friends need to be punished (sniffs) Did you set yourself on fire again? (sticking spoons dressed as little girls in a pickle jar, shakes the jar, sitting next to a voodoo...

And why take ye thought for raiment? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin: And yet I say unto you, That even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these. From Sermon on the Mount Matthew 6: 28-29 The Gospel According to Matthew King...

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Cleveland rocks! It’s all coming down tonight. Light of day. Looks that kill. Music is all that matters. One hour on stage makes up for the other twenty-three. Only lonely. Stay with me tonight. Sweet emotion. We got a good life, me and her. We don’t talk much, we don’t go out much, but I can’t...

1.What would your father say if he were here? 2.He’d say be a man. all i gotta say about lester is…thats my boy All I know is what you do on this planet, yo man, thats up to you – Ziggy. it’s not how long you live, but how you live, and what you live behind. its ALWAYS a fuckin mistake with you...

Do I get to vote too? Dying together is even more personal than living together. I can out jive any hepcat even with a gimpy gam! I can recommend the bait. I ought to know…I bit on it myself. In a word: Wow! This is the fourth time I shipped out since the war and I ain’t got no place yet. I wish I...

1.What was your current position? 2.Umm…sitting? Casey-your eyes are wet. CASEY: Dad, how could you Eve: Casey, your eyes, there wet (casey runs up to her room) DAD: Casey, Case, Casey CASEY: Go away DAD: Nothing happened casey CASEY: She was trying to kiss you so that you would fall in love with...

(in thick brooklyn accent)1)Sunboist cookies light up my day! 2)Sunboist?! 2)Hey, I’m from Brooklyn, you’re lucky I can speak english! 1) I can’t believe you made lunch you have nothing in the refrigerator 2) It’s moo shoo pork, well, minus the pork. Hey, don’t lose that lunchbox, it’s a...

1) Good morning, sir. Going to the office today? 2) NO! I’m going to be baptized! 1) Vinnie I gave you $6 to buy a new coffee pot. Now I find that you’ve apparently got one at Lewis & Congers and charged it. Here’s there bill. One coffee pot $5 2) So you owe me a dollar and you can hand it right...

-Haven’t you ever heard the saying a picture’s worth a thousand words? -That’s only for people like you who don’t know a thousand words. -Well I know two and the first one begins with an ‘f’. 1) Well I’m sure you’ve heard a pictures worth a thousand words. 2) Only to people like you who dont know a...

He was a moment in the conscience of man. I shall tell the truth. I swear that Dreyfus is innocent! Not only is an innocent man crying out for justice, but more, much more – a great nation is in desperate danger of forfeiting her honor! The world must be conquered, but not by force of arms, but by...

almost martyrs don’t count. Berlin: Did I tell you that when you were circumcised they threw away the wrong part? David Gale: Yes, I believe you mentioned it. It’s called schmuck. Berlin: What? David Gale: Part of the foreskin they throw away after circumcision, I believe it is called schmuck....

(1)All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? (2)Brought peace. (1)Oh. Peace? Shut up! (Jailer) Crucifixion? (Prisonner) Yes. (Jailer) Good. Out the door,...

–Remember what they didn’t teach you at Harvard Business School. –I didn’t go to Harvard Business School. –That’s a figure of speech, Robert. -Are you going to kill me? -Yeah -Well then I don’t see why I should dig! -I’d like to make a withdrawal. -I thought we’d agreed no cliches. 1.It’s 1969,...