Innocent English

Did you know that Eleanor Roosevelt gave Lou Gehrig the clap? How can you say that? It Never Entered My Mind. The problem is we always expect women to be a combination street hooker and Sunday school teacher. Well You Needn’t. You’re trying to stop the information. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from...

Because you love her, I will forgive you for that, ONCE, you say that again and we’re not brothers, ONCE. Brother 1: I wanna ask you to watch over my children, watch over Samuel Brother 2: Brother it would be an honor 1) Hello Samuel 2) Hello. Who is this lady? 1) I’m your aunt Susannah. I used to...

1- Where’s Billie Jean?!? 2- She’s everywhere! 608 dollars for the scooter your son trashed, thats what you owe and we are not turning ourselves in till we get it Billie Jean! Billie Jean! We’re on T.V. Holy shit Fair is fair, we didn’t start this, we didn’t mean it to happen, but we’re not giving...

from THE LEGEND OF BAGGER VANCE: You got a choice. You can stop or ou can start. ~Start? ~Walkin. ~Where?~ Right back to where you always been and then stand there-still, real still and remember. ~Its too long ago.~ Oh, no sir, it was just a moment ago. Time for you to come on out the shadows...

(B) I had me a uncle named Rufus. He’d lost his right arm so he learned how to do ev’rythang wit his lef arm. -J-(mumbles) (B) He was workin on a cotton gin, axle snapped chop of his lef arm. -J-(mumbling) (B) So he learned how to do ev’rythang wit his teef. -J-(mumbling) It was a mistake. (B) One...

1) Is your heart black and full of hate? 2) Black as midnight, black as pitch, blacker than the foulest witch 1.) Sit…and talk with me. 2.)Sit…here? 1.)and talk with me. 2.) I prefer to stand. 2.)SIT!!…or stand, what ever pleases you. All I wish, is for you to sit and talk with me. Sit? Here? Yes....

(Elle passes Paulette a snow globe) Paulette: Wow! I can hear the ocean! *holds up snowglobe to her ear* wow i can hear the ocean! 1) (sniffs pink dog poo bag and realises it is scented) 2) it’s good to help each other every once in a while 1) You can count for a vote from the sunshine state 2)...

oops i think i drooped something i need to pick up !!!bend n snAp!!! #1 If you’re going to let some stupid prick ruin your life, you’re not half the girl i thought you were. #1- HI! My name is David Kidney. I have a masters in russian literature, a phd in biochemistry AND for the last eighteen...

(1)Maybe you shouldn’t drink so much. (2)Maybe I shouldn’t breathe so much, Teri. Ha… ha. (1)There’s a one-drink minimum per show, I hope you saw the sign when you came in. Anyway, they’re supposed to tell you.(2)Yes, I heard, and it’s not a problem.(1)What do you want? (2)What are my choices?...

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…And that’s why i threw those hoodlums out, and that’s all i’m gonna say. 1) Do you understand the chaos that you have caused? Nobody knows what you’re doing! 2) That’s just the way I like it! 1) HNIC? 2) Head nigga in charge. 1) I can’t stand being treated like trash! 2) No, that’s what you were...

#1-Evelyn, could you come here for a second? Which team do you play for? #2-Well, I’m a Peach. #1-It’s funny to you. Your drinking is funny. You’re a young man, Jimmy: you still could be playing, if you just would’ve laid off the booze. #2-Well, it’s not exactly like that… I hurt my knee. #1-You...

(1)I may have been overly rude earlier when I called you a pirate. (2)And I may have been overly charitable when I said I wasn’t. (1)Jekyll, come on! We’ll need Hyde. (2)No. Hyde will never use me again. (3)Then what good are you? (1)Morse code? (2)What’s it say? (3)Hello, my freaky darlings. (1)My...

1) ‘When it’s as if you can touch the horizon, you’re near your journey’s end’ 2) Hemingway? 1) No, my Uncle Clive, but equally profound, don’t you think? 1) He’s what I want, he’ll cut Thore’s balls off and hand them back as earrings. 2)Just to let you know, Audrey is quite capable of cutting a...

(Journalist Jackson Bentley): What is it, Major Lawerence that attracts you personally to the desert? (Lawerence): It’s Clean. 1) It’s my manner, sir. 2) Your manner? 1) Yes, it looks insubordinate, but it isn’t really. 1) My friends, we have been foolish. Auda will not come to Aqaba. Not for...

By the year 2001, there won’t be a person who isn’t hooked in, and hooked into me. hey Peter,I got you a new comic book.Its in three d too. I am god here! My birth cry will be the sound of every telephone ringing in unison. So, I’ve decided to take my work back underground…to stop it falling into...

1. When a dame gets killed, she doesn’t worry about how she looks. 2. Will you stop calling her a dame! 1. You know, your’re a suspect to. 2. Good, to have over looked me when have been a direct insult. A doll in Washington Heights got a fox fur out of me once. Can you make coffee? I am the most...

–Are you a stable sister? –No. –You mean to tell me that man isn’t your pimp? I’m gonna have to shut you out, Bobby. I’m interested in a piece of hardware, like a grease gun. It is not routine, Jake, goddamn it, if the boss says forget it! Jake, I got a report from the records room. Know what I...

(talking about the pot she just sold) This stuff had so much resin it made your lips stick together… –I feel like Nick and Nora. –Who? –You know, The Thin Man. Phyllis Kirk and Peter Lawford. –Listen, sweetheart, you’re talking to Ira Wells, not some low-rent gumshoe. I’m the best, and I get paid...

–I have another game to suggest instead. I know a game I always win. –If you can’t lose it’s not a game. –I can lose. But I always win. All you have to do is take an uneven number. I think this game’s silly. It’s the one who goes first who loses. Once again everything was deserted in the immense...