Innocent English

( bell rings, Matt exits school to meet Lassie after April has done a show ‘n’ tell of her 4-H club project ) Matt: How you doing, girl? Can you believe that?! Show ‘n’ tell with a goat?! I CAN’T BELIEVE I LIVE HERE! You know what would happen in my old school if I put a goat on a desk?! ( the...

Finally, I got over it. I must be n love,I just lied about my sign. I’m a motivator, not a physical therapist. I’m just a lucky so and so. If male elephants are any thing like male police horses,that she’s a female. Life is a carnival. Wouldn’t you rather work with people? Page Topic: Movie Quotes...

Hmmm. Basically..touch anything, get your head chopped off. Well we can do it my way, or we can all come back in time for the next allignment and you’re welcome to try and kill me then, in oh, say, another 5,000 years. #1 Into the belly of the beast… #2 and out of the devils arse. #1 Its a clock....

*I’m not leaving cause I can’t kill you, I’m leaving because I can.* Agent Stevens: We’ll assign you two of our best agents to help- Lara Croft: I don’t want them. Agent Calloway: With all due respect, expertise in archaeology doesn’t qualify you– Lara Croft: I didn’t say I didn’t need help. But...

Everything was so beautiful, even the things that were dead. Has someone been killed? have we been highjacked? Have you ever seen Startreck? If you don’t shut your mouth, I’ll demonstrate a Vulcan Sleephlder. love is not part of the big picture. That dog won’t bark either! The sound is so weak....

1) I fly’d!? 2) No, you fall’d. 1) I flyed?!?! 2) No, you falled… 1) I falled!! 1) I-I-I smell..hmm, Ducky! 2) You smell me? HA HA! Cera: I’m Mad…The Sharptooth.Petrie: Sharptooth!Littlefoot: Come On, Cera. Sharptooth Is Dead. Were Fall Into The Big Underground.Cera: And That’s…Why Met Me. Cera:...

(holding up a really small body part) 1: is this the man that was killed? 2: he seemed taller 1) He didn’t eat me ! 2) ’cause he just ate a cow stupid ! 1) I know you fish and games guys . You like to give these one word , sarcastic answers . 2) Gee ?! 1) That..thats the morgue! 2) Yeah 1) Well is...

**knock knock** Let me in motha fucka. -Whats the password? Kiss muh ass. 1. Uh-oh. IBS!! 2. You be what? alone, these materials are harmless. you could even hit this with a hammer and it would— BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!! Don’t make me go hippily-hop. Easiest thing in the world. Float like a leaf on the...

#1- Thank you for trying, Phillipe, and standing up for the truth. #2- I should have known better; every happy moment in my life has come from lying. 1)Three days hence, the Bishop will hear confession of the clergy in the cathedral in Aquila. All you have to do is confront him, both of you as man...

1)It’s a two-story house! 2)You wanna know why they call it a two-story? Because you get one story before they sell it to you and another story after you’ve bought it. 1- (laughing) 2- what are you laughing at? 1- if you saw what i was looking at you’d be laughing too. a girl doesnt give the...

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–Who does she think she is? –A lady, with a hell of a voice. 1) I see what i want, and this is it! 2) Well, You can;t always get what you see, and since you don’t want what you can get, you knwo where you can go and this is it! 1) If there’s gonna be a first time, It ain;t gonna be to no two-dollar...

GINO: Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! Sorry Frankie! Are you hurt? FRANKIE: What’s that look like, ketchup?! And don’t swear! GINO: Don’t be such a holyroller! Have you ever seen a dream walking? Well i did. Help me find her! Mama: Charlie! NARRATOR: I saw my father waiting for me to come home from...

–Do you fall in love with all of your clients? –Only the ones in skirts. –I don’t like your manner. –I’m not selling it. I don’t like getting mixed up with tricky females who want to knock off the boss’ wife and marry him for herself. It’s an old sickness: re-occurring black eyes. People who write...

–Hey, Rose, that’s pretty good lasagne. –It wasn’t lasagne. It was quiche lorraine. –I wonder how I would have turned out if I hadn’t inherited a fortune. –Well, I can think of a couple of occupations. –Stay loose, pal. –Again? –You got anything else funny to say? –No, what sounds best, the frozen...

Give my love to the sunrise. If I’d known where it would end, I’d never have let anything start. It’s a bright, guilty world. Mrs. Bannister, can you think of any reason why your husband would want to hire a divorce detective? New York is not as big a city as it pretends to be. Nice night, Mr....

But so am I darling. So am I. I need him like the axe needs the turkey. Let us be crooked but never common. Positively the same dame. Snakes are my life, in a way. That’s the tragedy of the rich. They don’t need anything. the ale that saved the ale that saved havard the ale that saved yale Well,...

1. “That dog”? 2. That dog. 3. He’s never called me that before. Apes? No, no use even asking them, they wouldn’t understand. Too closely related to humans. As my grandpappy Old Reliable used to say… Don’t recollect if I’ve ever mentioned Old Reliable before? Everybody knows a dogs best...