Innocent English

–Have you ever considered baby-sitting full-time? –What do you think I do at the firehouse? Charge the line! Charge it! Dennis: Hey! Jack! Starting the phone sex buisness?? Tommy: Wait til you tell her you love her, Jack. fucking ass hole Get me up to speed. Get you a***s in there and find him. He...

It’s only forever, not long at all. you don’t even know what an oublette is, do you? #1 You cannot cross this bridge without my permission #2 Well than, can we have your permission #1 uuuuummmm (Jareth)You asked for the baby to be taken away i took him, all i ask in return is dor you to fear me,...

1- bob.. did you hear what they said about richy? 2- are you sure they said richy? 1- what about connie? And stars don’t fall from the sky . And stars don’t fall from the sky. BOB: Hey you know something? My old man wasn’t around when I was born. (TAKES A SWIG OF HIS VODKA OR LIQUOR AND SORT OF...

–Ordinarily, I don’t like to be around interesting people because it means I have to be interesting too. –Are you saying I’m interesting? –All I’m saying is that, when I’m around you, I find myself showing off, which is the idiot’s version of being interesting. –What did you have in mind? –Well, I...

(1) I’d like to see you again. (2) Are you asking me for a date or an appointment? (1) I don’t know. (2) Well if you’re asking me for a date I should know your first name. (1) Forget I asked. It was a mistake. (1)Merry Christmas. (2) Merry Christmas to you, officer. (1)That obvious, huh? (2)It’s...

(guys training), one of us, is wearing a pushup bra, it is lacy, and cute… (Singing) Neo….. Banananana….. Sporen….. *humming* MT: Oh, Taco Bell, Taco Bell. Product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito, Bystanders: Mucho burrito! *lady picks up baby* ah, what a nice little baby *lady throws baby down...

–I cannot take a man’s life. –Now you’re telling me? 1.*throws a sword to person 2, person 2 throws it back* 2.I can not take a mans life. 1.Now you me. 1.Your queen is over 3000 years old. 2.She told me she was 19! If you do not like the way I kingship, then come take the thron! Let men worship...

(Law enforcement trainee running on beach with class, says to instructer) What are we doing all this running for? Aren’t we all going to be in cars? –Is he…dead? –God, I hope so. –What happened here? –Termites. Am I gonna be tested on this later? How do you load one of these things? It’s a 9mm...

–Death and power are close cousins. –I don’t think I like your relatives, old man. 1) Death and power are close cousins. 2) I don’t think I like your relatives, old man. 1) I’ve just remembered, I have business in this direction. 2) What business? 1) Staying alive. Can you tell me how to find the...

-Reggie Kray, Ronnie Kray. You two brothers or sommet? (boxing referee) -Yeah (Reggie and Ronnie) -Ladies and Gentleman, the Kray Brothers! (boxing referee) George Cornell: Goodnight Girls! I adore the Beatles. You know the Beatles? I got a word for you…BOLLOCKS to the lot of ya! im gunna make you...

–I want my son. –You can’t have him. –I was not a failure. –Oh, what do you call it? A success? The marriage ended in divorce. –Ted…the reason I wanted to see you…I want Billy back. –You want what?! Billy: I hate you! Ted: I hate you too you little shit! I cam here to take my son home, and I...

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Do you ever wonder how somebody could even like you? The biggest problem in our marriage is that she wants me around. And I can’t even accept that? I don’t think I can accept pure love. He’s playing fetch… with my kids… he’s treating my kids like they’re dogs. Hey Ben!! Don’t let the door hit you...

(taylor): look at this guy, Why don’t you go to Gristiti’s, get yourself a Butterball! *Matty*Ya know sometimes I think I oughtta change my name. *Chris* Nah I need the name..gets me laid once a week…at least. 1:our lost and found? ya, its around back 2:cuz u wudnt want to missplace your cow or...

For it is not inertia alone that is responsible for human relationships repeating themselves from case to case, indescribably monotonous and unrenewed: it is shyness before any sort of new, unforeseeable experience with which one does not think oneself able to cope. But only someone who is ready...

(1) So the $64,000 question is, how do you know beforehand that you’re with the wrong person so you can avoid having them wreak havoc on a large portion of your life? (2) I don’t think you do know until you meet the right person, ’cause then you just… you just… you just feel something that you know...

Abner Deveraux-Armageddon is coming to this park tonight. peter-We don’t work with a second act,Deveraux! Besides,Armageddon is a lame group! Abner Devereaux[shouting]-I will destroy you! ALL OF YOU! And you,you Kiss,WILL BE MY INSTRUMENT!! Ack! Calvin Richards[after Abner Deveraux is defeated by...

–You handle yourself pretty well. –I figure it’s a good thing to speak a lot of languages. Any country you go to you can take care of yourself. –You’re never around when I need you. –You never need me when I’m around. As the world becomes more primitive, its treasures become more fabulous. Don’t...

(1) You must be.. Anyway (2) Gay P****? (1) Yeah. Right. Dabney calls you that. I guess you guys are old buddies. (2) 5 years. (1) Wow, 5 years.. Still gay? (2) Me? No. I’m knee deep in pussy. I just like the name so much I can’t get rid of it. –Hi. What do you do for a living? –I invented dice....