Innocent English

(1 to 2) Must be tough when you’re spankin’ your monkey. (3 to 2) You have a monkey? (Whole Amish town) Goodbye brother Munson, goodbye whore! 1) Can you get sick drinking piss? 2) I think you can. 1) Even if its your own? 1) How’s Life? 2) taking forever 1) I got up a little early, so I took the...

How the hell’d you ever get a name like RACK?? I might be a lot of things to a lot of people, but I’m not my brother. I saw this film when I was a kid- it literally makes Arachnaphobia look like a swedish massage- Watch this movie with a group of friends. It’s really out there. That looks like...

A king may move a man. A father may claim a son. But remember that even when those who move you be kings or men of power…your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God you cannot say But I was told by others to do thus or that virtue was not convienent at that time. This will not...

1/ I am a camel driver… who can I call *neighbour*? 2/ He to whom you show compassion, whether you know him or not 1/ What did the man say? 2/ He spoke of peace, love and the brotherhood of man 3/ Is that all? 1/ That is all Give not that which is holy to dogs…neither cast your pearls before swine...

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–Is Mr. Langford expecting you? –Yes, I don’t think he is. –Well, I’m sorry. I made a mistake. –So did Hitler. Better to be king for a night than a schmuck for a lifetime. Come rain or come shine. I know, Jerry, that you are as human as the rest of us, if not more so. Ma! I’m trying to make a...

–Let me through, officer. I’m Denham. –Just a moment. –Well, Denham, the airplane got him. –Oh, no, it wasn’t the airplane. It was beauty killed the beast. Baxter: I’m just an actor with a gun whose lost his motivation. Carl: Ann I’m telling you, your perfect. Look at you your the saddest girl I’ve...

1)What was it like your home? 2)We sacrificed goats, drank their blood, danced naked round fires. What I do remember…Home. Oceans of grass from horizon to horizon further than you can ride. The sky bigger than you can imagine. No boundaries. 1)Some people would call that freedom. That;s what we...

1.Take a letter to the british 2.P for ‘promotion’? ha ha ha… 3. No, write a letter you idiot! A Puzzlement. All of your people are toads!!! DANCING AFTER DINNER! Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Etc., Is that some sort of secret code? hehehe Getting to know you. Good thing master little is so...

(A)I have a headache. (B) Maybe it’s a tumor. (A)It’s not a tumor. –They’re six-year-old kids. How much trouble can they be? –On second thought, you better take the gun. -Boys have a penis! Girls have a vagina! hahahahahah -well! You taught them the basics! That’s important. -Our mom says our dad’s...

CAB DRIVER Well, if you need a wife for the night… Une escorte. Pour vous faire visiter… For business. I give you my number. Very nice girl. French. Like when you were young. ZED How do you know I’m a good person? ZOEY Body language. We fit together. ZED All men and women fit together. Hell, even...

1)Forgive me? 2)Nothing to forgive, Sydney How many corpses have to be piled up before people say it’s time to go home? I never really gave him any choice. One time he tried to discuss leaving but i never let him discuss it. He stayed because I wanted him to stay. Nothing’s forgiven. Nothing. The...

–Care for a hand of blackjack? –No thanks. I’ve heard about your reputation. –What about my reputation? –Nothing about your reputation. I just don’t wanna play blackjack with you. –Good morning, Stella. –Good morning, dream boy. –How much time has he got? –He’s behind schedule now. –In the pits...

–This is bizare, it’s like, uh… –A circus tent. –What’s a circus tent doing all the way out here, a real lousy place for a show? Hey Mike What you want us to do we’ve got ice cream to sell tonight paul this more important than selling ice cream there’s clowns killing people where all in in danger I...

–You wouldn’t shoot an eighteen-year-old girl, would you? –You bet I would. Everybody pays you, don’t they? Our side, their side? He’s no cop. One’s retired, the other’s crazy. Shoot him! There’s not one power system that cares about its civilians. You just retired, Mike. Enjoy it. Page Topic:...

Being to charming was never one of my faults. Being to chraming was never one of my faults. Girl: Here, take this. (throws a box a Midol to guy) Guy: Midol? No, I’m not having my period this week, babe! Girl: Well, thats something to be thankful for, isn’t it? Guy: You really are beautiful, you...

1) Bud’s Hanzo sword, he said he pawned it. 2) guess that makes him a liar now don’t it?! 1) We have unfinished business. 2) Baby, you ain’t kidding. 1:When are you working? 2:Tomorrow. 1:No you don’t, you don’t even know what day you work! Are you pretty good with that shotgun?…Not that I have to...

THE BRIDE (JAPANESE) Those of you lucky enough to still have your lives. Take them with you. But leave the limbs you’ve lost. They belong to me now. I have only one more. The last one. The one I’M driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination….. …. I’m gonna Kill...

Biiig muscles, haaard muscles! But as soon as I got depressed, I got undepressed, ’cause as I was cleaning the gleaming guts of that bird off my car, I thought of a name for the drug: Gleemonex! The slogan: Gleemonex makes it feel like it seventy-two degrees in your head…all…the…time! Chris, she’s...

I HAVE NO LEGS I HAVE NO LEGS I HAVE NO LEGS, I HAVE NO LEGS -I don’t know Casper, I think I’m getting addicted to this shit. -What, virgins? -Yeah it’s like all I think about now, having complex fantasies and shit. -What do u mean man? -I don’t know. Like going all out. -U mean like fuckin’ 2...