Innocent English

–That money’s got blood on it, man. –You ever seen any that didn’t? By the way, don’t call me Francis. Careful, I’m ticklish. Don’t call me Francais Don’t move. Don’t whisper. Don’t even breathe! I am not gonna die down here! Just give him back the money! Let me get rid of these bums and I’ll be...

–I did not know it would come to that. –It came to that the first time you sentenced to death a man you knew to be innocent. 1/_I wish to testify about the Feldenstein case because it was the most significant trial of the period. It is important not only for the tribunal to understand it, but for...

(dredd and fergie are close the city fire-hole) dredd:are ready kidd? fergie:no! dredd:now what,s wrong? fergie:what,s wrong? did that helmet all these years get smaller yoúr brains? you gonna get me killed! dredd:there,s are mania in the city fergie:there,s one here,too! dredd:ou… fergie:great...

If we go in there dick’s hanging there just gonna call the police (phone rings) 1. Hello? 2. I thought you told me there was no girl. 1. What? 2. You said there was no girl. 1. There isn’t any girl! 2. Then what is she doing in the other room with your brother? – What about Venna? – She stays put....

(1) So what did your mom said when you told her about the wedding (2) It never came up (3) Why not? (4) She rather get rectal cancer (1) This dish is not good…not flavor enough, but…please, try (2) You know Lindo, all it needs is some soy sauce 1) Do you know what you want? I mean, from him? 2)...

#1-Lisa? #2-What did you call me? #1-Lisping Lisa? #2-That’th what they uthed to call me in high thcool. (Alexandra:)…Nose job (Alexander:) Implants (Alexandra:)Penile…oh! (eating a bowl of Ramen noodles) People underestimate just how far one package goes. (laughing) That’s perfect…. 1) He poo on...

I want to fly where no seagull has flown before. I want to know what there is to know about life. squawk, squawk, squawk The movie was really great There’s got to be more to life than fighting for fish heads. There’s no limit to how high we can fly! You are henceforth and forever outcast! Page...

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–They’ll negotiate. They’re corporate. –So’s the Yakuza. 555-7293. Come to Jesus! Halt Sinners! Have you done this before? Has the fish? I carry nearly eightly gigs of data in my head. I want a club sandwich, I want the cold mexican beer, and I want a ten thousand dollar a night hooker It’s Jesus...

(radio DJ):We’ve asked you to give us a call telling us the things you love most about France.Er,we haven’t had any calls yet. 1/_ He’s talking jibberish, sir… 2/_ Yes, I can hear that, Bough 1/_ He’s collapsing, sir… 2/_ Yes, I can see that, Bough 1/_What do you do? 2/_If I told you that, I’d have...

#1 What’s this bull fertilizerabout you quitting law school. #2 I’m sorry Johnny, I just haven’t got the tits for it…uh…I mean heart. ‘I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel. You lousy cock-suckers. You have violated my fucking rights. This suminonbatching country was...

…I have to take an awful, putrid asparagus piss… Every girl you had a hard on for is going to be out there tonight. I broke my dick coach I don’t care what those pinko commies say ,there is winning and nothing else!You wanna lose ,then go to Russia. I know I am a man and my asshole is exit only. I...

he’s not even my date and he get’s me out of my pants heather: It’s like prime time tucker, hasta lavista motha fuc.. hes not even my date and he gets me out of my skirt* I wish it could just be simple, like a retro-pop song I want you to want me. Boom. End of Story. We all live happily ever after....

I’m not going to bury my son. My son is going to bury me -We got sound! Boss! We got sound! -What about picture? We need picture! -Hold on boss. I’m gonna make you famous! 1)Bureaucracy of the medical establishment, American family caught in the middle. 2)Right. Big guy versus little guy. We were...

–What did you say your name was?–I didn’t say. A relationship? Is that what we’re having? Are you totally ignorant of cinema verite? Good morning. I saw that movie at the film festival. I thought it was totally symbolic of our materialistic age. Maybe Tomorrow. The way to get things done is through...

(sings) I was ridin’ my horse… On the lone prair-eeeeeeee when I saw me a COWcoy, COWboy, COWboy smilin’ at me …I’m soul sick. And you’re going to see that. See, my sister, she’s soul sick too. And if you’d slept with her, then I would have known something about you. But you didn’t. And you didn’t....

1. Hey, that guy’s an asswipe! 2. Hey! 1. Sorry, I meant ass-guy. 1. Hey, that’s the ten item lane, you can’t go there. 2. What are you gonna do about it? 1. Doesn’t anybody care that this guy has way more than ten items in his cart? 3. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? 1. HEY, WATCH IT ASS…GUY!...

(falls off bridge with bungee cord around his ankles…) DAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG (scene where joe dirts bangin kickin wing in the ass) dirt: how ya like them damn snakes kickin wing, Kickin wing: ide rather have sparklers Dirt: you need the shit that go boomb like this load all over your...

anything Bishop Couchon: Poor, deluded Joan. She has no idea the monster she has put on the throne. These are my last words to you as your spiritul advisor, Your majesty. Joan: Come out, That I might send you to hell! Joan: Why are you punishing me for talking to God? SEND ME MEN IN SUCH NUMBERS AS...

Awww,Poor Baby! 1. Maybe you should put some chains around your tyres. 2. Maybe you should put some chains around you. 555-KQRS. Howard, I’m of the mind set you can never do too much to make a child’s Christmas magical. I’ll Be Home For Christmas. IT’S TURBO TIME move out my way, box! Myron...