Innocent English

Arrest that whore. It is the power of music to carry one directly into the mental state of the composer. Music is … a dreadful thing. My angel, my all, my other self – Only a few words today and that in pencil… My angel, my all, my very self – Only a few words today and at that with pencil (with...

– Everyones always asking me – what do i want to do with my live…Suddenly It Matters-Well…-Do You Have Something That You Love?-*long pause* Yes.-Then You Need To Do That For The rest of your life, And You’d Better Hope To God Your Good At It…Or You’ll Probably Fail. 1. I used to collect Pennys. 2....

(1)What kind of name is Igby? (2)The kind of name that someone named Sookie is in no position to question. (I): Oliver is majoring in neo-fascism at Columbia. (O): Economics. (I): Semantics. (Igby) Not going to New jersey isn’t procrastinating, its common sense. …Her one woman show wasnt terribly...

yeah so we can go jam to hanson and jewel… what are we total losers? (1)there were all these chicks voices.. and that music.. (2)music? (3)yeah, sorta uncool music, sorta like like, enya! 1) Ants? They were killed by ants? 2)Please don’t be stupid!.. do you have like an evil aunt or something? 1)...

1. wheres your man? 2. hes cuffed to a toilet Where did you learn to do that?Pretty much, right where you’re standing. All my life. As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn’t there. He wasn’t there again today, I wish I wish he’d go away. As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who...

1) But I love talking about nothing, Father. It’s the only thing I know anything about. 2) That’s a paradox, sir. I hate paradoxes. 1) Yes, you know, everybody’s a paradox these days. It makes society so…obvious. 2) Do you always understand everything you say, sir? 1)Yes…if I listen carefully. 1) I...

-i already have a husband. i have no need for another. -I don’t ever want to see you agian… -Then why’d you come after me? a person’s body is his temple. this body is your first and last possession. now, as your parents have probably already told you, in adolescence our bodies tend to betray us,...

$10 All right, sir, I’m impressed. Not enlightened, but impressed. Do you mind son, we’re trying to think If there’s one thing that cannot happen on board a submarine by accident is both ends of a torpedo tube open to the sea at the same time! It wasn’t sealing wax. It wasn’t chewing gum. It was...

1: What’s going on? 2: We got a bad program. 1: We always have bad programs. I would’ve torn that guy apart twenty minutes ago! icehole Jason: Buford? : Yeah, I’ve just rebuilt him. Jason: Ah, looks good. : His motor system is .01 milliseconds faster than the finest omega built. Jason: I don’t ah,...

–It’s Christmas! Everyone’s nice on Christmas. –Only morons are nice on Christmas. –My God, we’re actually doing this. –No, we’re not doing it. It’s already done. –That’s my chair in there. I can’t fill it. –Neither could I, if it makes you feel any better. As Wichita falls…so falls Wichita Falls....

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2008-2009 is a new year and that means new baby names. You might think naming a baby is easy and you would be wrong. There are lots of factors to consider with each one being equally important to the person who is doing the naming. When it comes to girl baby names, parents tend to get much more...

The top baby names for boys have changed a bit in 2008-2009 from last year. There are some mainstays on the list that don’t look like they are fit to change anytime soon, but parents have done their best to get a bit more creative in 2008-2009. The list of boys’ names is still heavy with...

Anymore Alterations do you realize how long it takes to make butter brickel? Don’t tell anyone… or I’ll get your mom and dad! Every day is a happy, happy day. He killed Small Paul hmmm honey what shall we name our son?……durrrrr tuna?? I bet you didn’t! I use it to chop nuts Oh my precious little...

(Sid and baby are poking one another like little kids as they are walking behind Manny and Diego). MANNY: Don’t make me reach back there! SID: He started it! MANNY: I don’t care who started it! I’ll finish it! (Sid,Manny and Diego take look around in dodo,s survive-camp. One dodo collecting the...

–How’s the rat business? –Well, actually, it’s mostly students I’m experimenting on now. –My God. The mazes must be enormous. –You took Albert Einstein for a ride on that thing? –Sure. –Well, don’t ever do that again! ….or SLAP him! 1) Are you thinking what I’m thinking? 2)Probably not. 1)…and then...

#1)Oh, mother-damn. She just shot at you with her eyes closed, Spoon. #2)Hey! Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed? #3)Well, it worked, didn’t it? (1) You must be the smartest dumb person i ever met (2) Well you must be the dumbest dumb person i ever met 1. Sonny has the three laws, but...

After all we’ve done together. After all we haven’t done together. He’s a human octopus with hands. He’s a lot of fun to fight with. I’d be glad to explain that any connection between you and me is revolting. I’m learning what it is to be a soldier’s wife. I’m not going to worry about that until...

‘Beautiful Model Found Murdered!’ –Hotcakes and coffee. –Is that all? –No, but the rest of it isn’t on the menu. –You couldn’t afford it if it was. Each minute’s an eternity to a man in your shoes. I can be somebody. I know the things I want, and I know how to get it. I wouldn’t touch you with...

Don’t you get it? Will Benson. Ben’s son. Hi dad. Every guy in history who tried to pick up a girl did the good friend thing first. I’m tired, I’m hungry, and I’m fuckin horny.. I’m tired, I’m wet, I’m fucking horny, and personally, I ain’t seen one goddamned serial killer! Just… Fucking… DIE… Ray...