Innocent English

–He’s a bad guy, right? –I don’t know. People are flip-flopping so much, I lost track. –Hey! That wasn’t so bad! –Yeah! Are your legs numb? –Hey, what’s this? It looks like a sock. –It’s a secret spy mask. –Hey, man! This is a sock! –There’s one thing that will always make a man talk. –Cut my belt?...

1. Every girl here wants your jock. You could have your pick. Your absolute pick. 2. And look who he picks. 1.Careful. You might catch what she’s got. 2. Oh yeah, and what’s that? 1. Wierdness. 1.I never hear those words around here. 2.Every one uses them. 1. Say them again. 2. SHIT! FUCK! Such sad...

1.) but Joey, what about your wife? 2.) No, she can’t come Deliver us from Freedom. Devo: I’ve found myself a wonderful woman……but she’s married. Devo: Mystic Crystal, let it shine. Spikes just like a porcupine. Don’t think of them as drug addicts. Think of them as killers. HOW can a kangaroo give...

I must soap you everywhere I want you inside of me. Please. Look at you. I could just ravage you. Now take off your clothes You are free to move, but you may not You must never cover yourself, you understand? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘I Like to Play Games Too’: Quotes from the movie ‘I Like to...

‘You got a letter? I got run over, Helen gets her hair chopped off, Julie gets a dead body in her trunk, and you get a letter? Oh, that’s balanced!’ 1) What happened to New York? 2) I went…for awhile, and it didn’t really work out 1) Somebody sent this to me 2) Oh my god.. 1) Somebody knows Helen...

1: Can we get a baloon with this? 2: Yes 1: Just her or all of us (Everyone walks out with a baloon 1: I’m afraid. 2: Of what? 1: That I’m getting more out of this relationship than you are. 1: I’ve heard Bob’s Big Boy has the best hamburgers can we go there Wednesday instead of IHOP? 2: But...

I love the Lord cause He heard my cry. He delivered the Hebrew boys from the fiery furnace, He delivered Daniel from that lions den, He got Gilligan off that Island! fuck you fucking fuckers http://www.outwar.com/page.php?x=117460 http://www.outwar.com/page.php?x=117460...

#1: Have you ever transcended space and time? #2: No. Yes. Uh, time not space. No. I have no idea what you’re talking about. #1: No, I’m not. I’m talking about not covering every square inch with houses and strip malls until you can’t remember what happens when you stand in a meadow at dusk. #2:...

All this time i’ve been sayin’ how you’ve been doomed. I was wrong. I’m the one whose doomed. I’m doomed! Isn’t that fantastic? I’m doomed!!! All work and no play makes Casper a friendly ghost. It’s NOT sharks!!! The library is closed. The library’s closed. All white people must leave. They say it...

#1 Bourbon, JTS Brown. #2 I’m buying. #1 Eddie, is it ok if I get personal? #2 What have you been so far? #1 Eddie, you’re a born loser. #1 I love you. #2 You need the words? #1 Yes, I need them very much. If you ever say them, I’ll never let you take them back. #1 I think I’ve heard of you Mr....

–Who is he? –Suspected Arab terrorist. Don’t you know what country you live in? Can’t you smell the bananas? You live in Guatemala with color television. Everybody hustles, Leo. How about an 8-by-10 glossy of Sammy Davis Jr. hugging Nixon? It’s a time-honored profession. And older one than yours....

(woman): He was the kind of guy that gave you an appliance on your birthday. (man): I never gave her an appliance for her birthday, I gave her a Mellier coffee maker once, and a camera for her birthday, and an enlarger for our anniversary, but she wanted it, she asked for it…. 1)God doesn’t play...

1)Not all white people are racist. 2)And not all black people are murderers 1. Mr Carter, would you like a picture of you and your son? 2. Well that’s up to him. Any 2 will do? For valentines day: your a flamer, go fist yourself. Hate put me in here. Loves gonna bust me out!!! hump em and dump em I...

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–Here, read it. Supreme Court, 1872. –‘When bail is given, the person or persons putting up said bail may exercise their right in person or by agent. They may pursue principal into another state, may arrest him on the Sabbath if necessary, may break and enter his home.’ –It’s too hot, I don’t want...

When you kill with your own hands there is a reverence? There is no reverence in what you do! Aaron Hallam: If you cross this line, you better be ready to kill me. Aaron Hallam: What if there was a species above us in the food chain? How do you think you’d feel if that species lost total respect...

#1Turbulence. #2 Pardon? #1 Turbulence, solar radiation heats the earths crust, cool air rises, warm air descends, Turbulence. I Don’t like that. ‘we make the next move in this dangerous game of chess… for 40 years before us our fathers and brothers played that game and played it well’ (1) You...

(To birds) Do you mind? I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE MOMENT WITH THE BOY IF IT’S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU! *****, take it from an old spectator. Life’s not a spectator sport. If watchin’s all you’re gonna do, then you’re gonna watch your life go by without you. –Being a poet, I’m already a vagabond and can...

We wanna go somewhere else. We’re not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We’re in the clouds now. We’re wide open. We’re spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, We’re nympholeptics, desiring for the unobtainable. We risk sanity for moments...

But you know what scares me the most? When I can’t fight it anymore, when it takes over, when I totally lose control… I like it Do you want to go to the board and explain we’ve found a new way of exploding frogs. Hulk Smash! i want to shit on Bruces face Rage, power…and freedom. You’re gonna have...