Innocent English

–If these men are war criminals… –They’re not. I assure you of that. –You didn’t tell me about this group.–What’s to tell? A favor for important people.–I certified they were genuine refugees. Americans put the month first. Europeans put the day, so it could also mean that it’s the first day of the...

–Looking for something, Colonel? –I’m just naturally cautious. A man who can keep 14 games of chess going at the same time, and you don’t remember? But the F.B.I. knew that these societies were part of a well-laid German plan to build-up a fifth column in the United States. For war is thought, and...

– there’s no food and no tv, what else is to stay up for? – conversation… – oh, that. that’ll only get you into trouble. take it from one who knows. – what’s their number! people like that just burn me up. don’t they burn you up marty? 1) it was his first time. 2) no it wasn’t. why would you think...

Get a job! I’m not kissin you dude. Oh c’mon you know you wanna. Just kidding, I wouldn’t kiss your as for shit. I’m not kissin you dude. Oh c’mon you know you wanna. Just kidding, I wouldn’t kiss your ass for shit. There is a pain beyond pain, an agony so intense, it shocks the mind into instant...

#1 I told you a squirt gun wouldn’t work. #2 It would have worked. You didn’t have to fill it. #3 What was I supposed to do, threaten her with an empty gun? (Joey)The bitch has killed us! (Margaret)I think you’re just a bully. (Mike)Just a ‘bully’. What, you’re not going to let me carry your books?...

‘Hai’ means ‘yes.’ ‘Sayonara’ means ‘goodbye.’ And every man has a breaking point when questioned enough. Are you in or out? If you don’t make a mistake, you never know when you’re right. Look, I got you into this. Nobody knows. We kept it on the q.t. Our Chicago mob was coming in to take over...

1) Don’t move or I’ll blast a hole in you the size of a Kansas City watermelon through your ugly ass Bozo face 2) What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 1) Holy crap! You’ve got to see this place! It’s boss! 2) How boss? 1) Really fuckin boss 2) Like wake up the chicks and break out the camera...

1. What happens when we die? 2. We return to the place where we came from. A whole woman’s life…in just a single day…just one day, and in that day, her whole life. I seem to have fallen out of time. I was going to kill the heroine. But I changed my mind. No matter what we start with, it ends up...

–Aah, this is a fine cigar, sir! –This is a Cohiba cigar. This one is worth 10,000 francs. 1) What is it? 2) All the Whites are leaving. They are being evacuated. 1) What…what about us? 2) We have been abandoned. 1) But the soldiers will stop the killers… 2) Listen, listen to me, Tassie, listen. I...

All this revenge stuff. It’s such a letdown. But the first of my father’s illusions was that bears could survive the life lived by human beings, and the second was that human beings could survive a life led in hotels. Hi! Frank here – but actually I’m NOT here (haha). Actually, I’m out. Want to...

-A marriage isn’t all about sex. -That’s exactly what the people who aren’t having sex say. -He hasn’t kissed me in 14 years. -Well it’s natural when you get older for people to lose interest in sex. -Oh we still have sex, we just don’t kiss. -I want a divorce. -But we just got married. -That’s why...

(Guy spits up balls and says in a high-pitched voice)OK, you win. (in subtitle) What a pretty man. (in subtitles) 1) come abord, have some fudge. 2) I can’t I’m on Jenny Craig. (Sheen, after falling headfirst into the ground) That’s right Cindy, it’s 7 minutes after the hour, and here’s The...

(1) For your information I’m at 100 feet. (2) Yah!.. I’m at Third and Main! –You’re quite a guy! –So are you! 1) My god I got to pee. Had a better part of my bladder BLOWN off in guadal chanel. 1) Admeral Benson! 2) Really? That’s my name too! 1) Are you OK, sir? 2) Why, what have you heard? 1) By...

–Miasmo. –Miasmo? Afganistan bananastand Dillinger! I’ve been tipping in that bank for years. Everybody knows Abe Greenberg. I’ve heard of the habitual criminal, of course. But I never dreamed I’d become involved with the habitual crime. It’s what I do. When You Believe. Page Topic: Movie Quotes...

1) Assets? what are they, anyway? 2) Young female donkeys. 1) Will you marry me? 2) Got a deck of cards? 1) Yeah, they’re in the top drawer on your left….’EEERE! you’re not gonna start playing cards, I just asked if you’d marry me!!! A woman’s place is in the home…making money! I don’t think they...

Gentlemen, we were small but we were slow. Hey! Little Rookie! Do you know what I had for breakfast this morning? Wheaties! Very clever, but no. No, it was quite ze feast, ja. How do you say in your language, I had sunny side up. Und I had sunny side down. Und I had sunny side all ze vay around. I...

Boys are cheats and liars, there such a big disgrace, they will tell you anything to get to secondbaseBALL baseball he thinks hes going to score! If you let him go all the way then you are a whoreTICULTURE studies flowers, geologists study rocks, all guys need is a place to put his COCKroaches,...

–What do you say we rename today ‘Low-crime Monday’? Followed by what? –Low-crime Tuesday. 1/_This is not Los Angeles, Jeffrey… you don’t want another dead child on your conscience. Now we’re almost home, you and me, so KEEP YOUR SHIT TOGETHER 2/_Yeah, you too Be cool, Dennis. Be cool. Fuckin Rich...

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