Innocent English

(1) Look, I’m Allegra Cole, the woman of your dreams. The woman whose green eyes are limpid pools of desire. Now, show me the magic, Albert- What the hell was that?! (2) I’m showing you the magic! (1) No, I said come 90% and then I come 10%! You don’t go the whole 100%! My mouth was open, Albert....

#1 What have you done with my wife? #2 Ready! Go Wildcats! (jumps on him) No wives in here Mister.(kisses him) Quiet my parents are in the next room. (kisses him again) #1 Whoo. Your naughty. #1 Mmmm. This is good coffee. Hard to find coffee this good in Philly… but you know that, don’t you Tom. #2...

(Brooks is a waiter at the Last Supper.) WAITER: Are you all together or is this separate checks? (Pop sound)Wash this. (Soldier)Goodbye head! (Comicus)Hello balls! *stripper dances* hes a unique.. *stripper dances* hes a unique.. *stripper dances* hes dead.. 1 – Occupation? 2 – Soldier 1 – Have...

–Do you mind if I join you? –Seems you have. –I’m too young to die. How about you? –Too well-known. –Morro rather implied you were a gambler. –The way I do it, it isn’t gambling. –She is beautiful as well as interesting, isn’t she? –She’s beautiful, that’s always interesting. –Whenever I have...

–He treats me like a woman. –What did I treat you like? Water buffalo? –I still wish you hadn’t done that. –Done what? –Divorce me. It makes a man feel like he’s not wanted. How you doing? Got enough air? I’d know you anytime, anyplace, anywhere. life’s a banquet, and most poor suckers are starvin...

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1) Fuck yo. 2) Oh, we’ll come to it. 1) I did it for you…for us. (…) 2) You forced this upon me. I never asked for eternity. 1) You were gonna stay here and dig… 2) Dig? Well, yeah! 1)Can you walk? 2) Yeah *he falls* 1)I’m sorry 2)You had no right 1)What it’s a team sport now? 2)Didn’t you hear,...

#1 Father, does he care about these petty mortals? #2 He died for our sins. #1 And that shall be his undoing. (Pointing at the headless body) Well, what might be the cause of death, officer? (singing) Hereeeeeee we areeeee_____ born to be king… we are the princes of the universeeeeeee!!!!!!...

1.First off dont ever touch me again, second off im no fag… so you wanna come for a drink or not… 2. Yah sure man im sorry its a new neighborhood you know… 1. Yah man, why not we’re white and were Americans… 1.You Support The Black Panthers… 2. Yah man, you got a problem… 1. Thats reverse racism...

Are we all gay? Everybody Felix! Its Felix’s birthday! First mate! Get ye to the stern and grab the wheel! Gay as a heart attack! I like the gays in Germany…they just know how to be gay. I think you might have been talking to the other lizard. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Highball’: Quotes from...

1) What do you mean I’m dead? You’re just saying that so you can have your wicked way with me. 2) Sharon, if you weren’t dead, I couldn’t have my wicked way with you. 1. Kiss me Jack. 2. Maybe we can get some moisturizer…or some medical supervision, or…something… I know that looks aren’t...

End of story. Little One. Now you has jazz. True Love. Who wants to be a millionaire? You’re sensational. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘High Society’: Quotes from the movie ‘High Society’

–Don’t play dumb. –I don’t intend to. –I’m telling you, it’s your last chance! –That’s what you say, copper! –I’ve been waiting over an hour. –I’ve been waiting too. Over eight years. –What you ought to do is get out in the sun. Do you good. –Where I was staying, they didn’t let me get out in the...

1) I wish we didnt have to run away. 2) We’re not running away, we’re joining the army. My uncle was in the army. 1) How come I never met him? 2) He got killed in boot camp. 1) I’m sorry Beau, we didnt mean anything. Wanna hang around with us? 2) What could I possibly have in common with you guys?...

…he’s a good teacher….and I’m not just saying that because we slept together 1)How would you like me to shove this breadstick up your ass? 2)I’m sure it would taste better if you didn’t 1: You’re a virgin! 2: No, I just haven’t got my panties off. and this kid, everybody thought he had terretts...

(S)I only made one mistake. (A)What was that? (S)I should have sold you when I had the chance. 1. You are my guests for dinner tonight 2. Does that mean he’s going to feed us or eat us? 1: Does that mean your still going? 2: Yeah I’m still going, but I’m going solo, got it? 1: Ohhh NO! I will not...

(Reluctent innkeepers wife, forced to provide meals to Eastwood) Care for dessert? (Eastwood smiling & looking at girl siting across for him) No thanks, that’s already taken care of. –You know, I never did know your name. –Yes, you do. I wouldn’t give you the combination to the gates of Hell. I’m...

1.I don’t understand you. No matter what you say. If Kane was my man, I’d never leave him like this. I’d get a gun. I’d fight. 2.Why don’t you? 1.He is not my man. He’s yours. Don’t try to be a hero! You don’t have to be a hero, not for me! I knew you had guts but I never figured you for brains. It...

1) FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! You are going through one of those *what does it all mean* stages aren’t you? 2) Yes, very much so indeed 1) I will now sell five copies of the three EP’s by the Beta Band. 2) Do it. 1) I will now sell three copies of the 3 EP’s by the Beta Band 2) Do it. 1)Forgive me if I...