Innocent English

–Have you ever won a case? –No. –Is he ambidextrous? –Yeah. –Lieutenant, I am an attorney. May I please see the charging document? –We call it a charge sheet. –Fabulous. May I see it? -Agent Mullins. I just need a minute of your time. -Somehow I’m confident it’s not my rugged good looks to which I...

(She)Are you coming to my room tonight? (He)I don’t know, I am tired. (She)I’ll let you put on my underwear. (He)I’ll be there at 10. –Richard H. Thorndyke. What does the ‘H’ stand for? –Harpo. My mother loved the Marx brothers. She saw all their movies. 1. Where’s Brisbane? 2. They took him...

charlie did it. you do believe me don’t you daddy Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Come out, come out where ever you are? Emily Goodman: Let’s just hope you don’t end up like her. ………………………………………. Emily Goodman: Do you like her, Daddy? Dr. Richard Goodman: Emily. Emily Goodman: Charlie says you do. Dr....

1: How does it feel to be human? 2: ……It’s alright. 1: I’m in the middle of a case here. I haven’t finished my shooting report. What am I supposed to do, drop this? Doesn’t anybody say please anymore? 2: Please. 1: Oh, how can I refuse? 2: You can’t. 1: It’s not over, is it? 2: No. 1: I want an...

Frank T Hopkins: You can say whatever you want about me, but I’m gonna ask you not to talk about my horse that way. Frank: You think we’ve got one more in us? Hidalgo: *whinnying* Frank: Me neither… Hidalgo: *neigh* Frank: What? I didn’t get you into this. You got me into it. Jazira: Why are...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Creating Opportunity An enterprising person is one who comes across a pile of scrap metal and sees the making of a wonderful sculpture. An enterprising person is one who drives through an old decrepit part of town and sees a new housing development. An...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Busy Once upon a time a very strong woodcutter ask for a job in a timber merchant, and he got it. The paid was really good and so were the work conditions. For that reason, the woodcutter was determined to do his best. His boss gave him an axe and showed him...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Ass and the Mule, The A Muleteer set forth on a journey, driving before him an Ass and a Mule, both well laden. The Ass, as long as he traveled along the plain, carried his load with ease, but when he began to ascend the steep path of the mountain, felt his...

Here’s a movie review of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. What did you think? As a big fan of the first three Indiana Jones movies, I went to this movie with a measure of anticipation and a bit of skepticism. I fully understand the problem that movie makers face when they attempt...

The Ants were spending a fine winter’s day drying grain collected in the summertime. A Grasshopper, perishing with famine, passed by and earnestly begged for a little food. The Ants inquired of him, “Why did you not treasure up food during the summer?’ He replied, “I had not leisure enough. I...

I remember the night in Miami when our son, Ian, was just five years old. We were staying with relatives and it was his bedtime. When I looked at the living room floor, I knew we had a problem. Toys were all over the place. “Ian,” I said, “you need to pick up all those toys before you go to bed.”...

The Boss drives his men, The Leader inspires them.. The Boss depends on authority, The Leader depends on goodwill.. The Boss evokes fear, The Leader radiates love.. The Boss says “I”, The Leader says “We”.. The Boss shows who is wrong, The Leader shows what is wrong.. The Boss knows how it is done,...

–How about a pen? –No, I need red. –This ain’t the Army. –No kidding. –Why are you going to Kansas City? –It’s none of your business. Carry On Wayward Son This machine is fast. You’re nuts. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Heroes’: Quotes from the movie ‘Heroes’

–So you don’t want credit? –I don’t take credit. I’m a cash kind of guy. Have you ever heard more drivel coming from someone who’s not even the President? Heart of a hero. I think there’s a hero in all of us. The thing about kids is that they’re so young they don’t know nothin’. We’re all heroes if...

*talking about mouse* 1. You killed him ! 2. Wha … huh ? 1. What did he ever do to you ?! – So how did you and Kelley meet? – He burned down my family’s restaurant – So you’re just gonna die? – No. I’m going to live. Just not as long as you – You wanna know what I’m really doing up there? – What? –...

(Singing) Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree. CHICKEN: Oh fuck, missed me queue Christ we outta clean out these cups more often, look at the shit in that!! don’t worry about dad he’s just paranoid, he thinks he’s gonna get run over by a chariot. hup! nearly got me Get you hand off my left...

He doesn’t look like me Hercules has no need of money! Hercules hides from no man! I am Hercules! What is all this zoological talk about male and female animals? You have struck Hercules! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Hercules in New York’: Quotes from the movie ‘Hercules in New York’

(Name) is a very popular name. Remember a few years ago when all the boys were named Jason, and the girls Brittany? (Singging) So you want be hero kid, well whoppy due! I have been aroudn the block before wiht blockheads just like you! Each and everyone a disapointment, pain for with there ain’t no...

–Why doesn’t he learn how to drive? –He knows how to drive. That’s the trouble! 1)I want to stay with my car. 2)Looks like we’re all staying with your car. Looks like VonSchtickle was right. They never come back. The car’s a real jewel!! They never say what they mean. That’s what makes the female...

1) What will you tell the doctor? 2) That I shot myself. 1) With a bow and arrow? 2) I didn’t realize it was loaded. 1. Ok, I had um..impure thoughts. 2. Really! I mean…really? 1. yes, and I de-de 2. Deceased? Decapitated?? 1. De-despaired. 2. That’s it? 1. Yeah. 2. You don’t know how happy that...