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Movie Quotes from Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer: Quotes from the movie Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

–How about those Bears? –Fuck the Bears. –Where you going? –Nowhere. You wanna come? Anybody can get a gun, Otis. Henry- got any cigerattes? Otis- not since superman died! henry-what did you say otis? otis-i said i feel like killing somebody. henry-let’s go for a ride, otis. I don’t want to talk...

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Movie Quotes from Henry Fool: Quotes from the movie Henry Fool

1 – Are you willing to commit yourself to this? To really work on it? To give it its due in the face of adversity and discouragment, to rise to the challenge you yourself have set? And don’t give me any of that wonderstruck ‘I’m only a humble garbage man’ bullshit, either. 2 – It hurts to breathe....

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Movie Quotes from Help!: Quotes from the movie Help!

-Hey, you’re all red again. -I know. I’m beginning to like it. -Only me and Paul know we’re here. -I know we’re here. -What are you doing? -Posting a letter. 1) The Royal Fuse has just blown! 2) (fixes fuse) Hairdryer I’ll bet. She had one for Christmas. 1) What’s this, glasses? 2) That’s right,...

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Movie Quotes from Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth: Quotes from the movie Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth

#1SUCH FERTILE GROUND FOR SEWING THE SEEDS OF PAIN. #2A WINDOW #3Idiot. #1Hi,Spencer #2No!!!!! 1- Demons aren’t real, they’re metaphors. 2- Then what the hell is that!?! 1.) calm yourself child there are no such things as demons 2.) than what the f*** is that! CameraHead: Have you seen what you did...

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Movie Quotes from Hellraiser II: Hellbound: Quotes from the movie Hellraiser II: Hellbound

…you were human once… it´s not the hand which call us.. but Desire. oh shit Pain has a face. Allow me to show it to you. Gentlemen, I…AM…PAIN Pain! you dont know the meaning of pain! I am pain! Skinless Julia: Now all we need… is skin. The Doctor, is in. The Doctor, is in. I recommend…amputation!...

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Movie Quotes from Hellraiser: Quotes from the movie Hellraiser

‘We have such sights to show you.’ And Jesus wept Come to daddy Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others. Human dreams…such fertile ground for the seeds of torment. You’re so ripe, Joey. And it’s harvest time. Save your tears. We’ll reap your soul slowly. We...

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Movie Quotes from Hello, Dolly!: Quotes from the movie Hello, Dolly!

*Singing* Goodbye!! Goodbye!! Goodbye goodbyye! Goodbye. Goodbye goodbye Don’t try to stop me Horace please! Wave you’re little hand and whisper ‘So long dearie!’ You ain’t gonna see me anymore! *singing* I went away from the lights of 14th street. Into my own personal haze. But now that I’m back...

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Movie Quotes from Hellfighters: Quotes from the movie Hellfighters

–I’ve made up my mind. There’s nothing to talk about. –You haven’t made up your mind. You lost it! A daughter has a right to be at her parents wedding. And speaking of policy, Thompson. The policy of an oil company should be to find oil. Every fire is different. He and I were, well, about like he...

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Movie Quotes from Hellboy: Quotes from the movie Hellboy

1- Would you like to know his true name ? 2-I know what you call him but i call him son 1: There are only 2 things on this island: Sheep and rocks. 2: They must be here for the sheep. Abe: We lead a charmed life. Remind me, why do we do this again? Hellboy: Rotten eggs and the safety of mankind?...

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Movie Quotes from Heist: Quotes from the movie Heist

#1: Cute plan, though. #2: Cute as a Chinese baby. #1: So, this Joe, is he cool? #2: My motherfucker is so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him. –Hey, buddy. You forgot your change. –Makes the world go round. –I hear it’s nice down there in the sun –Is that where I’m going? –I’d have liked to...

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Movie Quotes from Hedwig and the Angry Inch: Quotes from the movie Hedwig and the Angry Inch

…and then fire, shot down from the sky, in bolts, like shinin blades of a knife. and it ripped right throew the flesh of thechildren of the sun, and the moon, and the earth. and so then god, sewed the wound up to a hole, pullaround to our bellies to remind us the price we paid…. 6 inches foward and...

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Movie Quotes from Hebrew Hammer, The: Quotes from the movie Hebrew Hammer, The

Hammer, you’re the baddest heeb this side of Tel Aviv. new santa: Is this any way to greet an old family friend? hammer: I think it is. new santa: No, it isn’t. hammer: I think it is. new santa: No, it really isn’t. Oy vey, I’m stuffed. Shabat Shallom motherfucker! What are you doing here? Mordecia...

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Movie Quotes from Heavyweights: Quotes from the movie Heavyweights

First we’re going to take an hour meditation break. Then we’re going to climb that 1000-foot rock face over there with our bare hands and feet. I know you can do it, I have faith in you. But for now, observe the silence of the chi. Hello campers, it’s a glorious morning. The key word for today is...

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Movie Quotes from Heavy Metal: Quotes from the movie Heavy Metal

#1- What are they saying? #2- They talk of a savage beast who prowls these catacombs with a fierce hunger and sharp teeth six inches long….sorry sixteen inches long. #1-This is Norl my bravest warrior. You will go with him to the Queen’s castle and steal the Loc-Nar, then I will give you the girl....

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Movie Quotes from Heavenly Creatures: Quotes from the movie Heavenly Creatures

1. Rude. Rude and insolent. I don’t know why I should keep a horrid little child like you in school a minute longer. 2. I don’t want to be in bloody school! 1. Fine! You go out and get a job and you damn well pay your own way!! (1) Good heavens, Juliet! What on earth is this??? (2) St. George and...

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Movie Quotes from Heaven Help Us: Quotes from the movie Heaven Help Us

(1)…yes, sir. (2)Yes, Brother Thaddeus. (1)Yes, Brother Thaddeus. (1)And Rooney, never gamble what you don’t wanna lose. (2)Hey, that’s deep, Brother. (1)Yeah, well, I’m deep. (1)Boo, stop playing with my flowers. (2)I’m not playing with them, I’m gathering them. (1)Do you think that holding that...

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Movie Quotes from Heaven Can Wait: Quotes from the movie Heaven Can Wait

At my age, in any other business, I’d be young. He’s been drugged by those two downstairs. This is a murder. See how he’s slowly sliding into the water? I AM NOT LEO FARNSWORTH I AM JOE PENDLETON I ate everything the doctor forbade. I have no illusions. I know the life I lived. I know where I...

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Movie Quotes from Heathers: Quotes from the movie Heathers

..social security, legal fees.. ..you push the button on the bomb, and you and the lion die like one. Alright, these are Ich Luge bullets. My grandfather snared a shitload of them back in WW II. They’re like tranquillisers, only they break the surface of the skin, enough to cause a little blood,...

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Movie Quotes from Heat: Quotes from the movie Heat

j (Over the phone) Van Zant: What are you doing? Neil McCauley: What am I doing? I’m talking into an empty telephone. Van Zant: What? Neil McCauley: Because there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin’ line. –Is there time? –There’s time. –Okay, who do I have there now? –Drucker and me,...

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